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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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How I Ask Someone to Run a SWTOR Operation With Me

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i swear to god this wasn’t staged

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going

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The reason #357 why I'm so crazy about Handers romance is that by the end of Act 3, all the other romances had reached their logical conclusions.

The slave got his freedom. The elf stopped chasing the past. The rogue stopped running from attachments.

For Handers, however, the climax of Act 3 is only the beginning, because the moment when Anders sits his ass down on that damned crate is literally the first time he shows true vulnerability to Hawke in their relationship.

All the masks are finally off; they're on equal footing, and Hawke can either kill Anders or build them both up from the ground, just as they have built themselves up after arriving in Kirkwall, and I think that's so cool.

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

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me logging in to tumblr dot com posting incomprehensible shit, reblogging fifteen irrelevant gifsets and liking my mutuals vent posts then logging off

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i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]

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"autism hungry feed it x" is the best phrase ever. autism hungry feed it 12 hours of behind the scenes content. autism hungry feed it 40 wikipedia articles. i could go on forever