I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless
[ID: Drawing of Taako, an elven man with tan, freckled skin and blonde hair in a long braid. He is wearing blue and purple wizard robes and a hat. He is seated on top of Garyl, a white binocorn with rainbow colored hair. They appear to be at the first window of a drive through. Speaking to the employee inside, Taako says, “Yeah, can I get uh…fucking….uhhh.” End ID]