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calling all the catgirls to me by shaking a bionicle canister like a bag of kibble

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in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

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are there gonna be bitches there? Bitches with lore?

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Ghada Karmi and Ellen Siegel, in 1973, 1992 and 2011. Photos by Francis Khoo (1, 2) and Jean-Pascal Deillon (3).

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i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time

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its literally impossible to make jokes about biden voters because any sort of exaggerated scenario in which they’ll just ignore any of what was said and yell at you to VOTE will just happen the next day anyway

and if any of you do it on this post you’re getting blocked. you’re past debating at this point

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when biden loses in november to the electoral college via radicalized right wing suburban/rural white people showing up in swarms, can we just start beating and whaling on liberals for thinking that repeating 2016's campaign strategy only this time with a decaying conservative rapist with the charisma of a sack full of pig shit and his token woman of color cop friend who incarcerated hundreds for nonviolent weed crimes over literally anyone else was a good plan

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Boy, do I have news for you

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I love images of late Victorian/Edwardian period men taking goofy pictures with their bros……..boys night circa 1898

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