ATHEISM = PROTESTANTISM
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really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:
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what a beautiful day to not be in high school
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My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”
And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out”
I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”
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The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
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going into the voting booth and writing in "the president" because thats who im voting for dumbass
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It was that simple
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
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its crazy how lolcow culture is mainstream to the point where people in my life will look at me like im the weird one for being like ‘no i actually dont want to watch compilations of random disabled people being stalked and tormented by neonazis with you i dont find that funny’
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Israel is kidnapping Palestinian children.
Forcible transfer of children is a war crime and the fifth pillar of genocide under the Genocide Convention. Knowing what they do to children on a regular basis, I am horrified.
One of the most recent kidnapping cases in Gaza of an 8-year-old little girl named Duha, by the IDF: full post
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