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wait since when was i minghao ong i did not change this

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my second time on tumblr this year hello

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wanna change my url but taeyongslefteyebrow is too iconic 😞

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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My beautiful son, Ling. I keep saying that everyone is my favorite character but i can’t help it. FMA has a lot of good characters 

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how do u make a post am i doing it

why was my last post 185 days ago goodbye

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Reki: time sensitive question how flirt boy

Miya: Throw rocks at he

Joe: Spaghet

Cherry: Kill him.

Reki: Thanks guys.

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Reki: *gets a papercut*

Langa, under his breath: Hasn’t he been through enough

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ah yes, the three ship dynamics:

langa: this is my boyfriend reki! i love him so much, he’s such a good skater... *proceeds to ramble about reki for hours, even reciting a sonnet he wrote about reki’s freckles*

joe: this is my fiancé kaoru. i fell down the stairs earlier and he laughed at me. it’s fine though, he gave me a kiss to make it better and bought me candy after :)

manager oka: this is my boyfriend shadow. i once found him in a dumpster eating cheezits after he lost a beef at s. i love him so much

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JOE: do you want to know your gay name?

CHERRY: my... gay name?

JOE: yeah, it's your first name...

CHERRY: ha ha... not funny Kojiro

JOE: *gets down on one knee* and my lastname

CHERRY: oh my god

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Langa: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother.

Miya: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel.

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Joe: So, how’s fatherhood treating you?

Reki: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Joe: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies.

Reki: What? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Langa.

Langa [sobbing from the nursery]: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

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Langa: I’m ambidextrous.

Reki: That’s what’s up bro. Love who you love.

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Reki: I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Langa: no.

[Later]

Langa, laying face down on his bed:

Joe: Oh please, kid, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when I confessed to Cherry?

Langa: didn't he thank you?

Joe, staring into the distance: he thanked me.

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as u can see i have made my two or three day return to tumblr. i will soon go into hiding for three or more months and delete the app.

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Reki: Can you pass the salt?

Miya: Can you pass your classes?

Reki:

Reki: Not that much salt

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Cherry: YOU LYING, CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU'RE NOT THE MAN THAT I MARRIED!!!

Joe: THEN WE'LL GET A DIVORCE, I'M TAKING THE KIDS!!!

Langa & Miya: *visibly concerned at this point*

Reki: *puts Monopoly away* I think we should stop playing now...