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thiefscant · 1 month

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there's people on tiktok who believe astarion has become a sentient deity capable of willing himself onto their instagram feeds. btw.

#it's just f*ctionk*n with extra steps i think #!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#tbd.

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heartsdefine · 1 month

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blocking someone should remove every instance of them from my dash and the fact that it still doesn't is insane to me.

#ooc. ( a suspicious lack of dragons )#tbd.

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thiefscant · 2 months

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y'all i got accepted into grad school!!!! ma in counseling here i come!!!

#!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#tbd.

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thiefscant · 19 days

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spent like 2 hours yesterday taking apart my joycons so i could change the shell and give my switch the aesthetic of an old school gameboy and i’m kinda proud of the results. all the buttons seem to work!

#the home button's a little crooked but that's just character #!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#blacklist for less soft nonsense.#tbd.

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thiefscant · 1 month

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@wayan9an replied to your post “happy sunday, little gay people in my phone! today...”:

there's a homebrew for sex in dnd where there are strap ons that function exactly like actual penises, the lesser strap doesn't ejaculate but the greater strap does and can even cause pregnancy that the baby born from it is related to both parents

color me obsessed w/ this entire concept.

#wayan9an #TRULY revolutionary for lesbians & trans ppl #!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#!spicy sunday.#yes i know it's monday now #sue me

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thiefscant · 1 month

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i am once again thinking about how anais gains weight after the tadpole bc there's reliably enough to eat that they can do so until they're full for the first time in their life and how much healthier they are and feel the more weight they gain thru acts 1 & 2. <3

#larian let us make our avatars fat(ter) challenge #!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#tbd.

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thiefscant · 1 month

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just a gentle reminder that i lowkey ship my bitchy muse with all the companions and i tend to talk about it quite casually on the dash but i am NEVER trying to push for anything from my mutuals. i just think it's silly to pretend like these dynamics don't compel me when they do.

#but like ex: i have been galenais posting for funsies and not like #coz i'm trying to push a galenais agenda onto my gale mutuals #u feel me?#!stop lying stop manipulating just be nicer. ( psa )#!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )

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heartsdefine · 14 days

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y'all i just got an email about scheduling an interview for a grad assistant position so ig they are considering me after all!!!!

#i'm both nervous and excited #it'd be so cool to get it #and work with a professor within my field of study and just #receive tuition money in exchange!!! that would be so awesome!!!#like i won't even complain if they don't offer me a stipend lmao #i'll just be glad to have some tuition paid for and less debt later #ooc. ( a suspicious lack of dragons )#blacklist for less soft nonsense.#tbd.

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heartsdefine · 2 months

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happy birthday to meeeee

#ooc. ( a suspicious lack of dragons )#tbd.#i won't be around much later today coz i am #havin some friends over for a fire in the back yard :)

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heartsdefine · 1 month

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i still need a fall fc for sig. i think she should have red hair...

#*contemplates*#ooc. ( a suspicious lack of dragons )#re; sigyn. ( the epitome of all things healing and good )#tbd.

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heartsdefine · 3 months

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whenever i see ppl ship alina w/ the duckling bc "she can make him better" or "he deserves a nice thing" i want to bite them in a feral way not a cute way.

#like jfc it's not her JOB to make him a better man i will end your life #re; alina starkov. ( it gets dark when i say it does )#ooc. ( a suspicious lack of dragons )#tbd.

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thiefscant · 4 months

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my fave unrealistic thing about bg3 is that everyone, including the bad guys, just magically knows your pronouns upon meeting you.

#!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#tbd.

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heartsdefine · 21 days

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you: éowyn and boromir never even meet.

me: according to me and @sonxofxgondor on my old éowyn blog @dernhelmalso boromir is FINE and they absolutely DO meet when the dwindling fellowship reaches edoras and they totally have the chance to bond while in the houses of healing later!!!

#i have that thread in my drafts here and fully mean to reply still!!!#re; éowyn of rohan. ( strong she seemed & stern as steel )#ooc. ( a suspicious lack of dragons )#sonxofxgondor

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heartsdefine · 23 days

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me when a youtuber sees boromir for the first time and goes "oh it's ned stark": he was boroMIR F I RST !!!!!!!

#me petting my little pet peeves #ooc. ( a suspicious lack of dragons )#blacklist for less soft nonsense.#tbd.

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thiefscant · 5 months

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the thing abt anaistarion is that i DO absolutely Ship It and am excited to explore it in every form. but i’m p sure i’ve done a good job not forcing that on any of my mutes who write astarion. at least i have tried bc i get what it’s like to write a character who’s so popular and i don’t want my partners to feel like i only value them or their portrayals for the shipping opportunities. like just bc i’m upfront about my ship biases on the dash/in personal headcanons doesn’t mean i will forceship in practice, y’know? it was the assumption that i must also be doing that which rubbed me the worst abt the anons i received. i don’t like the feeling of being willfully misunderstood (or maliciously misrepresented). otherwise i just found them funny.

#esp since i’ve only talked shipping with two (2) astarion writers at this point #and both of those beloved mutuals took opportunities to approach me abt it first #as a possibility to explore etc #which i’ve been!!! eager to run with dgmw!!!!#but it’s like…i have not approached a single person first about this ship #but ppl saw me interacting with multiples of a character and got jealous ig #and it’s easier to assume the worst of someone you envy #than it is to confront your own insecurities triggering that feeling #anywhomst i love my partners and mutuals so much for being so amazing #ily all and am v glad to have cultivated the circle of decent folks i seem to have!!!#!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#blacklist for less soft nonsense.#tbd.

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thiefscant · 2 months

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why are they making ooc changes to characters when they should just be adding more wyll content.

#he deserves more #!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc )#tbd.

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