#// gdi Jiraiya lmao

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-when Dan and Tsunde are walking down the street(s of Konoha)-

(cc) Jiraiya; -on a chair with a guitar-

Pretty woman, walking down the street!

-gets a look from Tsunade-

Pretty woman, please don’t kick me off my seat!

// inspired by this - with @historias-multorum

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(cc) Jiraiya: So, I saw Tsunade go into your bedroom last night, what happened? -cheeky grins-

(cc) Dan: Oh, we talked, cuddled then fell asleep, it was nice.

(cc) Jiraiya: -shaking Dan- What is wrong with you?!

(cc) Dan: Nothing, and if something were, Tsunade is there-

Headcanon: Dan is so vanilla (in bed) that it pisses Jiraiya off lmao

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(cc) Jiraiya: So, what does Kushina see in her future with you?

(cc) Minato: Well, she said a future child…

(cc) Jiraiya: Alright! That’s my boy! -slaps his back, clears throat-

I mean, being Hokage will prepare you for fatherhood!

// inspired by this with redlineoffate

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-on 10/10, Naruto’s (18th) Birthday-

(cc) Jiraiya: -gets Naruto a stripper (with pink wig) to give him a lap dance-

Sakura: -walks in with her present-

(cc) Naruto: S-Sakura-chan! It’s not what it looks like! Honest!

And stop winking at me GDI Pervy Sage! You’re not helping!

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(cc) Jiraiya: Naruto! Did you take my frog themed onesie?

(cc) Naruto: Yeah, I hope you don’t mind that I borrowed it for a sleepover while you were away! Well I cleaned it for you too since it smelt funny =/

-inb4 it was a sleepover at Sakura​‘s @kunoichiblossoms, lmao-

(cc) Jiraiya: Oh, is that so? Well, thank you! -was too embarrassed to clean it after having drunk sex in it, so just hid it in his closet-

// inspired by this with @isekai-no-moji

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(cc) Jiraiya: Naruto! Save me! -running past him-

If you do, I’ll give you a nice present for Sakura!

(cc) Naruto: What did you do?! This better be worth it Pervy Sage!

-he later has to fight off: Shikamaru, his other classmates, and the ANBU too while Jiraiya makes his escape-

// inspired by this

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-whenever Orochimaru sneaks back into Konoha-

(cc) Jiraiya: Sasuke, you know what to do.

(cc) Sasuke: Yeah -turns Orochimaru into a civilian with genjutsu-

-unfortunately, he’s still creepy AF- I did the best I could.

// inspired by thread - with @theblacknpinkforce

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(cc) Naruto: -spoils Sakura on his birthday as his self gift-

-spends the next week like he’s homeless coz he’s broke-

-gives a weak thumbs up- Sakura’s worth it -collapses coz poor-

(cc) Jiraiya: Good grief -sighs and carries Naruto back home-

// inspired by this - with @sakura-rpblog

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Naruto Shippuuden - Episode 1

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(cc) Naruto: Hey Jiraiya-sensei, why do you call Granny Tsunade a Queen instead of Princess like the others?

(cc) Jiraiya: Isn’t it obvious Naruto? It’s because she’s too old to be called a princess anymore! -laughs- I’m joking! -clears throat- It’s because she has grown from a Princess to a Queen in my eyes, especially after she became Hokage, someone who leads her people like her grandfather the first Hokage before her! Don’t tell her that though! It’s our secret!

(cc) Naruto: Alright! -so going to tell the next time he sees her-

// inspired by this - with @theblacknpinkforce

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-AU where Jiraiya survives and Naruto trains him in Sage Mode-

(cc) Naruto: And that’s how you extend your sage mode, with clones!

(cc) Jiraiya: That is a genius idea, Naruto! I can’t wait to try that at home!

(cc) Naruto: Wait, you’re not gonna use this in battle?

(cc) Jiraiya: What? Oh no, I am too old for battle now!

This is to help with my meditation!

-actually so he can track down (naked) Tsunade easier, lmao-

// inspired by this - with @theblacknpinkforce

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(cc) Naruto: Pervy Sage! Pervy Sage! I saw Granny Tsunade smiling while she was chasing you before!

(cc) Jiraiya: What!? Were you imagining it, Naruto? I am pretty sure Tsunade wanted to ‘beat me into a pulp”!

(cc) Naruto: Are you calling me a liar?! I saw what I saw!

(cc) Jiraiya: Alright, alright! -takes a mobile phone out- Fine then use this, I got it from Orochimaru, apparently it takes pictures if you press this -mobile flashes- Naruto get down! -drops it and rolls away with him, thinking it’s a flash bomb-

// inspired by this - with @theblacknpinkforce

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Booby Chakra Storage [JiraTsu] @theblacknpinkforce​

Anonymous asked 

Tsunade, do you also store chakra in your huge breasts?

theblacknpinkforce answered:

"Ask me that, one more time"

(Nope, only in her byakugou)

“Haha! Aw come on, that was a legitimate question!” Jiraiya replied with a laugh, not realising that his anon (frog) mask fell off his face.

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(cc) Jiraiya: -leaves another (secret) ‘Guts!’ message for Naruto-

(cc) Naruto: Argh! What does that even mean Pervy Sage!?!

-after that one time being summoned inside a toad (stomach)-

(cc) Naruto: -wants to throw up- Think I’m gonna be sick... 

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(cc) Naruto: Damn it Pervy Sage! For someone who keeps on telling everyone that he’s the greatest shinobi ever, you sure get caught by Granny Tsunade a lot, in record time too this time!

(cc) Jiraiya: -in the hospital covered in bandages- Hey come on, Naruto! What happened to calling me Jiraiya-sensei?

(cc) Naruto: You’re demoted back to Pervy Sage when you get caught like this!

// inspired by this - with @sakura-rpblog