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gas-stxtion-a · 2 years

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//jerry: jack do you ever wanna get bottom surgery?

jack: i mean, yeah, that'd be great, but it's so expensive that i'm pretty much fine with never getting it. like my bottom dysphoria isn't severe enough that i need it right now immediately.

jerry: wow.... that's so sad..... man if i wasn't using my dick i'd just let you have mine.

jack: thanks.

jerry: yeah, man, that's what bros are for.

#you know this whole thing is one big experiment‚ right? and you're the little mouse? {ooc}#❝ i'm the only full time employee‚ which means i'm on the clock more often than not ❞ {jack townsend}#❝ i told him i was surprised he was still alive ; he mistook it for a compliment ❞ {jerry pascal}#//comedy #//inspired by my friend jane (a trans woman) and the number of ppl #//who keep offering to give her their uteruses #//she's like 'yep. ok. cool. thanks.'

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