#tbh whenever richard is around eric it's probably 50% mad and jumbled ramblings in his mind

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ericbrandonrp asked: 🔮

Send me 🔮 for one thought your muse might hear if they could read my muse’s mind: ACCEPTING

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‘Jesus Christ, how did I not realize how bloo’y tall Eric is? I’m not even short. I’m average height. Eric is just freakishly tall. It should be illegal to be tha’ tall. I mean... How does he not have to duck every time he enters a room? Surely, he’ll get a concussion with his head knockin’ into doorways and wha’ not. Seriously, wha’ the hell are they pumpin’ in the wa’er in Ireland? Or maybe it’s the meat there?-- Speakin’ of meat, wha’ the hell is for dinner I’m starvin’....-- Wait. He’s been talkin’ this entire time? Wha’ has he been sayin’!? Shite, shite, shite, he’s waitin’ for an answer. Just nod, Richard. He won’t notice.’

“Aye. Sure. Totally agree. Uh-huh. Wha’ever ye’ say, mate,” nodded Richard, who was definitely paying attention the entire time to whatever Eric had said. A hundred percent.