#answered ask;

[richardxoliverxmayhew]

DENOUNCE my previous ask .... meant he's a cat person vs. a dog person .... 😔

Make assumptions about My Muse and they’ll tell you if it’s true or false: ACCEPTING

II @ourpretender

"Okay, but would it be cheatin' if I said tha' I am BOTH, a cat and dog person? Aye, it's pro'ly an unexcitin' answer, but surely ye' cannae' have me pick between two adorably, furry, wee animals, can ye'!?-- Although, I will tell ye' tha' as a wee boy I did rescue a wee cat once. Found the poor, orange thing stuck in some bushes. Also, it was rainin' cats and dogs-- no, I don't regret the pun.-- and there was no way in hell I'd leave him stranded there, so I hid him in my jumper and snuck him home. Named him, Dodger, actually! Managed to hide him for a while until my Da' eventually found out. After tha', I had to give Dodger away, but at least I managed to give him a good home and nurse him back to health for a month or so."

[deadlypinks]

⭐

OMG OKAY SO BILLY, Tatum because yes I'm adding her!!! Scream muses, psychos like Joe Goldberg, Love Quinn or Jennifer Check definitely! My muses are begging interactions with you babe!!!

[warrioroflondonbelow]

brokenthimbles asked: Bullet express.

Send “have a shot” for a starter where my muse has been shot. Send “bullet express” for your muse to be the one who was shot

II @brokenthimbles​

Although Richard was off-duty, Wendy wasn’t supposed to be there. He was supposed to come alone that night, that was the deal.-- He had tried to push her out of the way, but the bullet had managed to hit her first, somewhere in the side. It was too dark to tell. What Richard did know was that Wendy was losing a lot of blood, and fast.

“Ey’... Ey’... Wendy? Wendy can ye’ hear me? Wendy?” The agent immediately shed off his jacket and pressed it against her wound. It would have to do for now. “Righ’, ey’, look at me, yer’ gonna be a’righ’, ye’? Yer’ gonna be fine, I promise ye’,” he cooed softly, concern and fear painting every word he uttered. He wasn’t going to lose another one. He couldn’t. Not this time. Grabbing his phone from his pocket Richard noticed the signal was completely dead. It must have been the heavy rain. There was no other choice. “Sorry ‘bout this, Wendy.” Handing her his handkerchief for her to press against her wound, the Scotsman blanketed her in his jacket, before gingerly scooping up her smaller frame in his strong arms and making his way to the nearby hospital as quickly as he could.

[thepowerofzexal]

@barianboxer recently asked:

🔥 ❓

( ( ＠ Yuma ♥︎) )

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not.

"Well.." Yuma paused but only because he began realizing the direct question. And he stuttered before smiling at Alit who was across the room.

"It's more than just attractive. To me you're an a angel." He fell silent watching the barian. A blush growing because he was realizing this feeling was more than friendship, it went deeper than that.

"When you walk into the room it's only you i see. You're very existence brightened the world and i.. thank every second we met and you exist. After everything...So Y-yes i think you're perfect..I..I find you a..a attractive but more than just looks! i love the person you are--" Eyes widened at the love part, it was then that Yuma understood it.

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

[bixels]

Baffled.

[richardxoliverxmayhew]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GRASSY ASS SISTER!!!!!! You're soooooo old now 😆 💚💚💚💚💚

BIRTHDAY ASKS FOR THE GREMLIN: ACCEPTING

II @dontcxckitup-m // @dontcxckitup

//HGKSJGHDKJSG THE GRASSY ASS SAGA CONTINUES! MAY IT NEVER DIE!!! 😩 BUT AHHHHH!!!! THANK UUUU SM FOR THIS CURSED BUT BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY MESSAGE CAZ! IM SENDING U A TON OF GREMLIN HUGS AND PUNCHES (affectionately) RN 😌 And it's truuuuuue! I may be an old gremlin now, but I'm still the same cursed, 0 braincelled, chaotic lil' gremlin and always will be, just as u will always be my unofficial official older internet sister/partner in burning a dock/bestie 5ever *tackle hugsss* 🥺💕💗//

[warrioroflondonbelow]

laviexenrose asked: 😘😘😘

It's international kissing day! Send 😘 to kiss my muse: ACCEPTING

II @laviexenrose

“Mm... Just a few more minutes.” Just as Richard was about to turn the other cheek and curl up under the covers, Isabelle beat him to it. Before he knew it, he felt Isabelle’s slender figure pressed up against his broad chest, before a flurry of feathery kisses painting against his face, like the playful morning sun. “A’righ’, a’righ, ye’ win. I surrender,” he chuckled, before resting his palm against the round of her cheek and catching her lips in his. “G’mornin’, my wee devil.”

[carlyraejepsans]

When I was like 15 I dated this guy named Wes and we would roleplay Soriel so then when we broke up it made me have a vendetta against the ship for a few years. You made me like them again though so thanks. Also I'm a lesbian now.

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

[ao3commentoftheday]

do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

[lovelyxhorrors]

Uhhhh I think an anon told them you two might like them. It wasn't me! But I think they might wanna talk. Same with Willie where ever he is.

"YOU WHAT?!" Jason glowered at the mention of the anon telling Gin and Chuya about their crushes. That shit is private!

"WHAT THE FU-" Then Jason shut up as his hair stood up along with the hairlines on his neck. A deathly sensation behind him.

It is Sid as her body envelopes in a purple-pinkish aura as her eyes glow.

"I think I need to have a word with this anon..." She said as she forms a dark warp with her hand and stepped through it.

"Hey Sid! Do not get mad! For the love of-" But Sid went through the warp closes. Jason gulps, "Yeah that anon is dead meat."

@the-silver-peahen-residence

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[fluffydancer618]

Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?

[richardxoliverxmayhew]

(ﾉ≧ڡ≦): Do they like to show affection by physically teasing? (I.E: Shoulder punches, etc.)

Physical Detail Ask Meme: ACCEPTING

II @honorhearted

(ﾉ≧ڡ≦): Do they like to show affection by physically teasing? (I.E: Shoulder punches, etc.):

//The thing you should know about Richard is that he's a generally physically affectionate person. Whether it's giving somebody a pat on the back, giving loved ones the tightest of bear hugs, or, literally, offering a shoulder to cry on, his physical affection knows no bounds. The same can be said when it comes to teasing. Honestly, when it comes to those he's close to, one of the ways Richard loves to show affection and his sense of friendship is by being physically teasing. If Richard feels comfortable around you and he's in a teasing mood, you'll probably get a soft shoulder punch here, maybe a hair ruffle there, or even a whole body nudge. In fact, especially between guys, during a moment of camaraderie, Richard may lock your muse's head in a headlock before giving them a playful noogie, as his older brother often does to him.//