#;f/os lil convos 💕

[arklayraven]

I really got attached to the name Jayne now for my s/i so...lol

We'll be talking like living our lives normally rn...no au stuff.

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Jealous one?

J: Jealousy...It's mutual. lol

R: *already glaring at anyone looking at Jayne too long*

Cheesiest?

J: Am I really that cheesy?

R: Pfff

J: ???

Most petty?

J: ...Mutual we agreed...

R: I'm more petty though if pushed.

Better chef?

J: Apparently I'm the better chef as decided by him.

R: You are.

Better singer?

R: How am I the better singer? Your voice is angelic...

J: I sound like a demon trying to break free from hell.

R: Stop that. You sing just fine...You just...need practice with your range is all.

J: SO YOU AGREE!

R: ...

Scariest when angry?

R: Jayne. All the way. The ones who made this mess to begin with, have little idea how much they are holding back right now with their rage.

J: ... *takes a deep breath in, and slowly out*

R: *holds their hand* That's right...Just do your breathing exercises again like we taught you.

Easiest to scare?

R: Jayne~.

J: Well I like being scared sometimes so sue me.

R: It's cute when you literally jump out of your seat.

J: S-shut up...

R: Make me~.

Best seducer?

R: Jayne, again~.

J: I kept trying to put down him for it but he kept taking the pen away.

R: Because it's true, it's you. Especially when you--

J: MOVING ON.

Funnier?

R: Jayne, when the world isn't trying to literally drag them down into hell again. They always know how to make people laugh or smile.

J: ...

R: It's a compliment, Seraph.

J: OH.

R: 💜

"Social butterfly"?

R: Jayne.

J: HOW??

R: Do you really not see it?

J: ???

R: ...

First to fall asleep?

R: Jayne, only because I stay up to make sure they fall asleep first.

J: ...You really don't have to do that you know?

R: I know, but I still do because I love you.

J: ...

Best at keeping the house clean?

J: Him, for sure. I suck at keeping things in order and clean...

R: Shush...You know there's more to why you can't keep things clean and in order in your life right now...It's alright.

[arklayraven]

submissive and breedable you say?~

*grabs the bunny ears to put on my f/os*

Sol: Uh...No. Actually yes.

Ren: YES!!! 💖

Van, side eyeing Ren like he's mad: ...Dude.

Asmo: Again? *sighs* If I must~.

Casper: Mortal, I swear, if you even try to put those ears on me...

[arklayraven]

Me: AAAAAAA GRIMMY PLUSHY SHOULD BE COMING BACK SOON THEN FOR SURE! THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS EV--

Ren: WE'RE LOOKING UP HOW TO MAKE PLUSHIES NOW SO YOU CAN MAKE ONE OF ME.

Me: Wha--!?!

[arklayraven]

Asmo just handcuffed my hand to Ren's and he says he won't give back the key until we're "resolved" again...

...

...Help?

*cue Ren giving anyone who comes near to try to help, the most frightening death glare ever*

[arklayraven]

Me: I think I'm in love agai--

Ren: NOPE! *grabs Simon and is about to throw him out of window*

Me: REN! NO! 💔

[arklayraven]

Redacted: I've decided there's only one way to prevent them, or anyone in fact, from separating us now.

Jayne: Okay...what is i--

Redacted: *goes down on one knee*

Jayne: ...

Redacted: *pulls out a ring*

Jayne: *CUE CONFUSED PANICKED SURPRISED SPANISH NOISES*

[arklayraven]

Van: Should I be worried most of your other partners would literally kill for you?

Jayce: Don't worry about it.

Van: Telling me not to worry about it, is making me worry more.

Jayce: I bet you'd kill for me if the moment called for it.

Van: I--Uh--

Jayce: Or maybe you already have in a past life!

Van: ...

Jayce: ...

Van: .......

Jayce: NO FUCKING WAY. REALLY?!?!! HOW?! WHEN?! WHY?!!

Van: Bastard had it coming okay. That's all I'm saying...

Jayce: HOLYSHIT