#<- Should that be a tag for random game-dev-related musings moving forward?

[zerothefool0]

The recent reviews for your restaurant are...

[1 Star] Not good, to say the least.

"Hardly even edible. Was it even food, or did they serve me the grease trap?"

"made me feel ill. felt like I was eating mud. would not recommend."

"It just wasn't very good. You can't just mix stuff up and hope it'll work."

[2 Star] Ambivalent.

"The food was weirdly dull, like the chef was missing some spices."

"was okay. didn't taste like much. kinda reminded me of plain oatmeal."

"A crucial ingredient was missing! Try adding something next time."

[3 Star] Neutral, more or less.

"It was good, but not exactly anything to write home about. I'd definitely eat here again, though."

"was good. middle-of-the-road food. good if you're on a budget."

"It was OK. Didn't look half bad!"

[4 Star] Mostly positive!

"It was really good! Will definitely be eating here again soon!"

"was delicious. food looked good. wanna eat more."

"Just what I was looking for! Now THIS is artisan cooking!"

[5 Star] Overwhelmingly positive!

"It was absolutely delicious. Every bite was cooked to perfection."

"was amazing. mouth watered the entire time. will only ever eat here again."

"The best food in the world! Absolutely incredible!"