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[chrrylpstcks]

It was her second day in Stardew Valley, and Emery had never felt more lost. Not spiritually. Like, literally. The sun was setting, she didn't know how to get back to her house, and she was scared. After what felt like ages, she stumbled back into Pelican Town, tickled with relief at the sight of the Saloon, one of the only pinpricks of light in town after...7pm. She sidled up to the bar for a beer, then breathed a loud exhale, as if releasing the weight of the world from her shoulders. "I don't know how you all get around this place, it's huge! Tell me, does it ever get easier?" A chipper little grin on her face, she turned to the stranger beside her, expecting they probably welcomed idle chit chat at all times since they were small town livin'.

[byanyan]

consider this a soft little starter call! I'd love to get some things going with newer mutuals and have some shorter threads between all my lengthier ones. these will likely be one-liner or single para starters, and priority will go to those I don't currently have threads with (but all mutuals are welcome to like!). feel free to comment with a verse you'd like if there's a particular one you're interested in, and multis, please specify which muse you'd like the starter for! ♡

[crankbaby]

Morning has broken; another day, another big score.

Helping himself to another line, Trevor clears his throat nosily, enjoying the post-nasal drip as he stumbles out of his bedroom wearing nothing more than a pair of stained white socks and what appears to be women’s bright pink panties. Yawning loudly, he shuffles over to the john, which thankfully, for once, isn’t blocked. With no door left on the hinges, anyone passing by is granted a full view of T’s bare backside as Philips takes the longest, strongest piss in human history, at least it seems that way. Scratching his ass, Trevor brings his fingers up to his nose, then down towards his tongue.

“Powdered sugar.” He concludes, with much less confusion than the realisation probably warrants. He hasn’t even questioned that three 1-dollar bills have just fallen out of his underwear.

Hearing a gentle wrap on the door of his trailer, he turns. “Fuck off.” Hastily shaking off, he tucks his junk back into his cramped pink panties. It doesn’t occur to him to wash his hands.

Pulling on a crumpled pair of stonewash jeans, he laces up his docker boots before throwing on a yellow vest, one with a brightly coloured picture of a taco on the front, emblazed with the words ‘Taco King’ - he got it as part of a food truck give-away promotion. Briefly glancing in a cracked mirror, he takes a second to check-out his own ass - lookin’ good Philips, lookin’ like a fuckin’ King. 

Picking up the keys to his truck, Trevor slips a flick knife into his boot and eases a pistol down into the front of his pants, one which is barely concealed under the thin material of his vest; though that’s the whole point, isn’t it - people tend to fuck with you less when they suspect you’re armed. 

Finishing what remains of last night’s beer, T moves towards the door of his trailer, unlocks the flimsy mechanism and violently swings the door wide open.

“What the fuck do you want?”

[mythvoiced]

OPEN STARTER | Baek Eunjae

"Science can explain fuck-all about bees and their fat bodies and their tiny wings, but we're definitely equipped for space-travel, sure, why not, sounds logical."

[everhearts]

now that i've officially gotten back into writing, ♡ for a short starter to get things rolling again ! please specify muse (mine and yours) and let me know if you'd rather use the beta or legacy editor. i might message you to discuss beforehand, or i might just wing it depending how i feel <3

[bornchaos]

❛ 𝙰𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙳𝙰𝚈𝚂 ? 𝙼𝙰𝙳 𝙰𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂 ?

i am a 21 year old ( f ) with an intense criminal record with no high school degree, and i live in a shitty apartment not fit enough for a peasant in the middle ages. i can play anywhere between the ages of 20-25. i'm a sex worker and have very flexible hours, willing to move around appointments on the odd chance a meeting clashes. if you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for thanksgiving, but have me to pretend to be in a very long serious relationship with you, to torment your family, i'm game. i can do these things, at your request :

openly hit on other guests, male or female, while you act like you don't notice.

start instigative discussions about politics and or/religion ( will need to know your limits, there is nothing i wont say )

propose to you in front of everyone.

pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on ( i drink, too much in fact, my alcohol tolerance is extremely high because of it - so, trust me - i know the drill. )

start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see ( i can fight well, if you want to see a specific family member beaten up, i will target them - I WILL provide judgement on the day though if they're fit enough to take it , i'm crazy , not psychopathic . not looking to catch a murder charge )

i'll do whatever you want me to ; want me to offer weed to your cousin , give bad life advice to your younger siblings ? want me to act shady and plant ideas in your mom's head that i'm sleeping with your father but leaving behind no proof, shattering her self esteem ? you're the writer, i'm merely the vessel.

i'm a professional, i'm willing to get dragged off to jail for the role - so if you want to get the full effect . give you the chance to finish the show , can cry to your parents that i'm redeemable and you can fix me, that i'm worth it and you've never loved someone so much and know i can be better - a 100 dollar installment up front is being asked for fines / possible court fees , if you dont plan on letting it get that far , the only payment needed is the entertainment and the free meal .

do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers. ❜

[knightfeared]

hm hm hm

Anyways. It’s been a few days & I haven’t been able to stop from craving a thread like the one me & friend rambled about where Squall gets to either be overprotective & feral or deal with someone he loves nearly dying in his arms causing some high emotional moments. Mood is a little better rn & Since Squall is peeking & craves pain over soft mushy fluff? I’m going to peek here & try to work on things. I still suck shit with writing starters but guess it’s my time to do the thing 💪✨

[camerica]

[iilahalzili]

Ra has lost track of things but hey, who wants a small starter

[ladamedemartel]

@lordofthestrix liked for a starter

"We look nothing like that!" Aurora pouted as she laced her arm through Tristan's to depart the theater after a disappointing evening seeing some new film. It was supposed to be about a vampire, the first of it's kind, and that had intrigued Aurora, but the resulting film had left Aurora disappointed. "And, I don't like that they got the bit about sunlight right." Supposedly, the film had been based on Bram Stoker's novel, but Stoker had hardly gotten anything right about his vampires, but this film threatened to expose an actual weakness. "I don't like it, Tristan. And I think that you or I could make a much better film."

[pridelessdaydreamer]

look! listen!

[+1 reason starter for @amnesiac-pawn]

Linhardt had known well enough that the monastery had its fair share of secrets — it was part of the monastery’s appeal after all, — but through all his searching, he had never once heard of something like this.

“Have you heard?” one student would whisper to another. “There are fairies in the woods nearby! If you catch one, it might save your life down the line!”

“You don’t seriously believe that, do you?” another one would respond. “When I looked, I didn’t find anything!”

“Perhaps you weren’t looking hard enough, ‘cause I totally caught a glimpse!”

And just as the conversation got interesting, they would fall out of earshot. Linhardt didn’t bother to follow — what was the point? It’s just a rumor after all...

Except that it seems Morgan had overhead it as well, and the two — perhaps merely by coincidence, perhaps in silent agreement — exchange a glance.

“Well, normally, I’d be taking a nap after class, but...,” — it’d be a lie to say Linhardt wasn’t at least somewhat interested in investigating it for himself, — “I’ll admit, it does seem at least a bit worthwhile.” He shrugs. “Why not?”

(The ‘why not’ was that the two, not even 15 minutes into their endeavor, promptly got utterly and completely lost.)

[blaesus]

starter roll callll!!!! multi’s please specify.

[tvrningout-archived]

hey hey hey!! i'm planning on cleaning out my drafts and inbox so i can begin the new year nice and fresh, which means!! i need y'all to let me know if there are threads you wanna keep! i absolutely do not mind keeping some stuff, especially when it's stuff that's important for the dynamic of our muses -- there's some drafts i already plan to keep without needing to be asked. so pls don't be afraid to tell me to keep certain threads or asks!

also!! if you've got a reply in your drafts right now, don't worry bc i won't drop that thread, either. i'm only focusing on what i owe since i've allowed it to pile up a lot.

and finally!! thank you all for a wonderful year of writing together!!! i appreciate all of you from the bottom of my heart and can't wait for another year of torturing portraying some lil dorks ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

[rebelli0us-mask]

(( hey like this for a basard. ))

[circumstanceworn]

gentlest of starter calls. ♡   if possible, please specify in a comment whether you’d like joon or si-u and, if ur also a multi, please lmk who you’d like the starter for.

[madeimpact]

Kinda tempted to drop all my threads and start over