#[ ic :: c137 Rick ]

[papirussian]

One after the other, we keep finding mentally ill old science men attractive

[tic-toc-clock77]

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

[countlessrealities]

Jinx, Silco, Vi (for Rick and Morty)

“Adopt, Get drunk with, Kill” || Accepting !

"D-Damn, that's the easiest pick ever. A-Adopt Firecracker, g-get drunk with Mr. Dark, Tall and Gloomy an-and kill whoever that other one is."

"Oh g-geez, can the adopt option be, y-you know, be adopted? B-Because I'd say get adopted by Silco, g-get drunk with Jinx and...y-yeah, kill the other, uh, girl?"

"Hey! Thanks for stealing my answers, asshole. But yeah, ditto. What Morty said goes for me too."

[galactic-theorist]

Rick's always just have one child, Beth, but imagine Rick C137's Diane, planning to tell him she's pregnant again while they were out for ice cream, but she never got to, because Prime killed her and Beth.

[trillgutterbug]

Rick for the ask meme :)

thank u for this, i owe you my life 🙏

favorite thing about them LOVE a sad old man!!! love deep trauma codependency issues! love an interdimensional, intergalactic, pansexual slut (goals)! love a drinking problem (mood)! love a labcoat! he was created to fuck me up personally and i appreciate that very much.

least favorite thing about them honestly.......... nothing. in an external doylist sense his character has been so meticulously created with such strong continuity there's nothing i can point to as a weak link, and in an in-universe meta watsonian sense obvs he's a horrific hot mess, but from the safe distance of an observer i just love that shit anyway.

favorite line it's cheating maybe (arguably. and i'll argue about it) bc of context but: "i want a family. can we have a family?" from promortyus. gutting. Important. runners up include: -"i'm dyin in a vat in the garaaaaaaaage!" -"a month from now i'm gonna be making out with all of you in a bunch of red wigs!" -"slurpin slurpin slurpin it up" which is now a thing i automatically think anytime i get near ice cream -"my job here is to make morty happy." -"i was eating and you're dirty."

brOTP the whole resistance days gang, aka clearly his formative and probably only experience making actual friends. (though it should be noted that, imo and surely in rick's opinion, brotps are not mutually exclusive with otps, aka rick/birdperson ftw.)

OTP a thousand years rick/morty. (but rick/summer is a close second.)

nOTP i don't have one! for rick????? aforementioned interdimensional, intergalactic, pansexual slut??? i have to laugh. but i will say that holy shit am i sick of everyone's bizarre obsession with diane. like i get it, yall are desperate for anything heterosexual and non incestuous, but a man's offscreen ex wife from decades ago is not the answer oh my god it's such a reach, pls be less boring.

random headcanon this is a hard one bc i have THEORIES out the wazoo and headcanons about all kinds of different universes' ricks, but having to choose something fairly benign about "c137" rick, separating "headcanon" from "thing that is implied by canon but not technically/yet confirmed" is tricky (impossible, it turns out: i can't answer this without either typing a whole essay, or copping out entirely with something obvious like he definitely had his dick pierced at some point! sowwy!)

unpopular opinion gosh............ so many lmao. largely bc this fandom is Bad on every conceivable level, from the irl neckbeards and nazis (????????????) to the perfectly equal online split between antis and woobifying self-inserters, so it's hard to separate opinions-about-rick-sanchez-the-character from opinions-about-rick-and-morty-the-show. most evidently my shipping habits alone are, in Certain Circles, hugely unpopular lmao but in general there is very little cohesive thought going on anywhere in this fandom, so identifying an opinion as unpopular is fairly irrelevant either way! i guess my thoughts on the weird diane obsession count though.

song i associate with them obviously, and most painfully, do you feel it by chaos chaos, but less obviously: ode to the mets by the strokes, which is the ultimate (evil)morty&rick song for me, and which i listened to on repeat for literally six full days straight a few weeks ago.

favorite picture gif of them the truly embarrassing number of gifsets i've made indicate correctly that i could not narrow down one single fave, but this one's on my mind today:

send me a character

[smartest-notnicest]

“Hey so since it’s over now we can go get drinks right?” 

[rllysick]

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You're frightened by a storm that's way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty's lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn't until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick's unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don't, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

...the line broke, the monkey got choked... by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It's too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that'll cool things off?

Honey, I'm Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you'll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can't take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he's working on a "special candy for Summer" that he insists you don't touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn't looking? You can't- and he's the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You're secretly into some kinky stuff, but you're too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard... (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. "Who's this?""We're partners for a project," Summer muttered as if he should've known better, despite the fact it didn't seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It's wrecked a month's worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It's summer and it's too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you're up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting... 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You're watching the Smith's house while they're out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you're caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well... what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year's Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You're on your period and hate it. But that didn't stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they're gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn't care whose life she's ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

[teaminvisible]

Day 2 of making my own Szechuan Teriyaki sauce. I think I perfected it. So if McDonald's doesn't do it officially, C154 has the non official version.

[rixxy8173571m3w1p3]

Other Rick x Reader Masterpost

I'll post the link of this on my Fanfic Masterpost which is found on my description under the header

A Different Kind Of Bubble Bubblegum Rick x Reader

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Teacher Rick x Reader

What's Hidden Behind A Cover Liberality Rick X Reader (Liberality Rick is @dorklyevil OC)

Oblivious Lab Rick x Reader

Beyond Compare Ice Cream Rick x Reader (Ice Cream Rick is @porkchop-ao3 OC)

If I Never Knew You Rick C137 x Reader

Till Dusk Cop Rick x Reader

[necklace-of-sin]

Heya! It's that latest ep anon again- that totally makes sense! You put it into words well, I couldn't quite explain why it stung so much to hear the truth that the two aren't each other's originals (of course if that hurt for me, someone completely unrelated to Rick, imagine how it'll feel for Morty... he's been calling himself c-137 all this time out of an assumption... WAIT- Now I'm remembering the way the two guards looked at each other when Morty called himself that. I thought it was bc he belonged to the 'rogue', but maybe... maybe THEY BEEN KNEW RICK DIDNT HAVE A MORTY (from that universe)). I've also been noticing kind of a trend in the last season thats really unnerving me- in that Morty and Rick are definitely drifting apart. Last season really drove home how dependant and obsessive Rick is with Morty, and how inseparable the two are (heist ep, vat of acid ep, promortyous, story train ep which really drove home how isolated RaM/the citadel is from the others etc). Now, the theme seems to be the opposite. I mean, heck, the two haven't had a /single/ solo adventure the entire season! I mean its already clear how independent Morty has grown of Rick, but this is really hammering it in. A part of me thinks it's to give RaM a chance to interact and develop more w other characters, but a part of me wonders if its intentionally building up to something... especially considering right after this reveal we have the (HOUR LONG TWO PARTER????!?!?) season finale... im scared for our boys ;-;

(Also sorry that this got a bit long! Its just great hearing your thoughts and I love to ramble :D )

Hnnngggh, my fucking heart (ಥ﹏ಥ) I didn't even think about that shared look between the Ricks when Morty called himself c137. It's such a small detail, one you wouldn't even remember until it smacks you in the face!

I wonder if The Big Reveal would actually be painful to Morty? Idk, he's been pretty blasé about the fact Rick could replace him ever since discovering the citadel. Sure he was angry, but it quickly became Just One of Those Rick Things you ignore. Like heading out for ice cream only to discover a miniverse. And with Morty becoming more sure in himself, I wonder if he would even care? He's learned being Morty doesn't hinge on Rick alone; so just as long as he has one, does it really matter if Morty is the original?

We've seen a lot of development from Morty's end, so now I wonder if the hour long finale is gonna be for Rick. A lot can happen in an hour, a Morty can get really hurt in an hour. Typically Rick can weasel himself out of any situation with Morty, albeit slightly bruised, behind him. So what if Rick is forced to make a decision? Would he choose a Morty who isn't even his over himself? And if he did choose Morty, would it be one of those choices Rick makes because he knows he has a failsafe like Operation Phoenix to bring him back. Or because Morty has actually made Rick reconsider what's important, and he'd protect Morty no matter what because he loves him? Many Questions, Much Concern, finale will make me cry lol.

And, no need to apologize! My inbox is always open, so feel free to come and ramble as much as you'd like ^-^

[countlessrealities]

Send in 💗 for me to use a love meter to check the compatibility of our muses || Accepting !

@advnterccs sent: 💗 { To your Rick from my Rick bc of dumb reasons }

"F-Fuck yeah, perfect goddamn score!"

He's obviously proud of his little trick. And why shouldn't he? His score is the right one, no doubts there, so the stupid calculator and everyone else can kiss his ass.

"R-Rick's my soulmate, h-he can't be anything less that my perfect match. Y-You got a problem with that? W-Well..." He shows both his middle fingers. "S-Sucks to be you, I-I couldn't care less."

[yuriofficeimagines]

Hey yooo skating gay ass punk it's Rick c137! Wubbalubbadubdub!!! What's app ?? Look I have to say that,I've been in your dimension and I have enjoyed it. Full of love, gay people, everyone is beautiful. I think my nephew morty would like to skate on ice but he's too dumb even for that. Well, see ya in some universe! Peace ⊙>⊙

HAHAHAHA omg i saw this in my inbox and i was like oh jeez this is too good. I WAS NOT EXCEPTING A RICK ONE BUT I APPRECIATE IT NONETHELESS. fav line is the one about how it’s full of love and gay ppl (as i am queer af, i approve) 

but dude major thanks i love this so much

[countlessrealities]

CUPID'S ARROWS EVENT || Active !

@yournamedarling sent: "Mr. Rick I need your help there was another Rick in here and he was really scary and he kept asking me questions about other Rick customers and making me uncomfortable and then he put a force field over the bar and he made me sit down and then a police officer got split in half and then I had to give him a really expensive absinthe and then he threatened me and then he probed my brain and my brain hurty and I throwed up." They are still probably feeling the brain probing effects which is causing them to talk in run-on sentences.

Under normal circumstances, Rick would have rolled his eyes at the "Mr" that Yu-nae had used to address him. It might not be as bad as being called "Mr Sanchez", but it still feels ridiculous and just not him. Not to mention that he would have most likely told the bartender to slow down because he was "making no fuckin' sense".

However, these aren't normal circumstances. So, instead of being annoyed or at least confused, the scientist finds himself staring at the other with wide eyes, as if he was seeing them for the first time. And damn if Yu-nae wasn't making a very different impression compared to their actual first meeting.

Had their features always been so charming sharp? Had the bags under their eyes always made those irises stand out like that? And their intriguingly androgynous form...how hadn't he noticed it before?

Well, fuck it. It doesn't matter because he is seeing it now. And this seems like the perfect occasion to do something about it. He can't miss it, now, can he?

"H-Hey, hey, easy, beautiful. L-Let's start with the essential things, shall we?" He starts, almost purring out the words, as if he had been oblivious to the other's distress. "T-There's no 'mister' here, j-juuust Rick."

He leans into the bartender's personal space with his best charming smirk.

"B-But damn, it seems like someone played a f-fucking number on your head. M-Maybe someone should screw it back in place? I-If it wasn't clear, I-I'm volunteering.~"

And he goes as far as wiggling his eyebrows in a way that's openly suggestive. If Yu-nae hasn't caught up with the fact that something is very much out of place till now, this should be explicit enough to warn him.

[countlessrealities]

@hclluvahctel ~ Rick & Asmodeus for the Valentine's starter call

Rick hadn't expected to see Valentine's Day being celebrated in Hell. Sure, its inhabitants had put his twisted spin to the whole ordeal, but that didn't change the fact that such holiday felt a little out of place.

In any case, it still beat having to deal with that shit on Earth. At least here they made it look somewhat bearable. Besides, it was a great excuse to stop by Ozzie's. Not just for the booze, but also to see the owner again.

The club was unsurprisingly packed, even more than the usual, and he wouldn't have managed to get in, if he hadn't portalled in, skipping the endless waiting line. He made a beeline for the bar, picking the stool that offered the best view of the stage, wordlessly ordering two drinks.

Blue eyes scanned the crowd, until they finally caught the sight of Asmodeus towering over the rest of the patrons. He waved, barely managing to catch the other's attention in the chaos, and then waited the Sin to join him.

"D-Damn, who would have guessed tha-that you demons would go all out on V-Day," he commented with a huff, sipping his drink and pushing the other towards Asmodeus. "W-What gives, big guy? I-Is it like a fuck festival or-or something around here?"

[countlessrealities]

Send 💞 + any dirty questions on anon and my muses will have to answer honestly || Accepting !

💞 + Rick, what are your top 5 favorite kinks?

Rick scratches the side of his head. How is he supposed to pick just five things? He isn't into everything, but his policy is that he will try anything at least once and it would be much easier to list the things he's not into. Those are few and he tends to deeply dislike them, so they are an easy list to make.

But that would be too easy, wouldn't it? Besides, as great is for people to know what not to ask from him, he prefers them having an idea of what he likes, because it makes it easier for them to approach him.

"D-Damn, this took a bit of brainstorming. I-I mean, shit, I'm a very navigated guy. S-Some shit they do around the universe? I-It can't even be described in human terms."

And, unfortunately for the asker, that's the kind of stuff he tends to like the most. He can still provide visual explanations, though, if they are really interested.

"A-Alright, if I had to pick the shit that makes my dick really hard, among the shit I can name in English..." His voice trails off for a moment. "B-Bondage, giving and receiving. E-Electrostimulation, mostly receiving. E-Erotic asphyxiation, both. T-Tentacles...obviously receiving. G-Getting frisky where people can catch you, s-so public sex."

[countlessrealities]

@advnterccs sent:

Curled up in bed, Rick pulls his counterpart in closer. He's still half asleep and he doesn't realize what today is. Instead, he brushes his nose against the back of that neck. Softly breathing in the other's scent. Something that has become so familiar and comforting to him within these last two years.

"Mm, morning, baby~" He finally says, voice a bit deepened from having slept. "I-I wanna make you pancakes."

{ To your Rick from my Rick // i forgot it's their 2nd year anniversary so have a short thing !! 🤭💙 }

The first sound that leaves Rick's throat is a quiet, contented hum. He isn't wasn't awake, not really. His mind was still mostly lost in a dreamy haze, barely able to register what was going on around him.

And yet, his body instantly recognised the form pressing up against him, without a split second of uncertainty. By now, recognising his counterpart is as easy as breathing, if not easier. It's like a second nature for him, for reasons that go way beyond the fact that they are the same person.

Almost without realising it, he squeezes closer to his boyfriend, hands blindly reaching out to touch him. No matter what they are doing, how much time they spend together, how physically close they are, he just can't get enough. When they are apart, it does never feel fully right, as if something is missing.

A feeling he should be used to, if not for the fact that these days he knows exactly what he needs and wants to fill that particular hole in his chest.

Rick lets out a little snort as he turns around in his other self's embrace, cracking an eye open, enough to look at him. He's too cozy to fully come back to the waking world. He wants to stay there a little longer, in that bubble where it's just him and the love of his life.

"H-Hey, lover," he hums, his voice coming out a little raspy with sleep too. "I-It's always a fuckin' good morning w-when I get to wake up next to you."

It's cheesy as hell, but he doesn't care. He wouldn't be able to even if he tried, not when it's about his counterpart. Fuck everything and everyone. He's in love, as he has never been before, and he has all the intentions of enjoying every single bit of it.

His lips brush the corner of his boyfriend's mouth, lingering just a moment too long, and then he presses their foreheads together, finally opening his eyes properly so he can look into those gorgeous ice blue orbs.

"S-Sounds like a goddamn good idea, baby," he goes on, as his arms wrap around the other's neck.

The next moment, he's moving forwards, rolling them on the mattress so that he ends up on top of his counterpart, face tucked into the crook of his neck.

"B-But lemme hold you for a little more first. 'S not like the pans are going anywhere any time soon."