#[;sitting pretty in the prime of life/i'm so tasty and the price is right

[darkenedmanorr]

SITTING PRETTY IN THE PRIME OF LIFE I'M SO TASTY AND THE PRICE IS RIGHT

hey ho! havent got to the render requests yet as i lost the rig files to the mcsm stuff but recently i managed to get them back ... so ... warden content for you..... wooo.... waves my fingers in your face

[abinusite]

sitting pretty in the prime of life

i'm so tasty and the price is right

[lxcuuna]

odin vc: "no, fma obviously stands for fullmetal alchemist, stop saying such nonsense to milord, niles!"

“Come on, even you don’t know if that was what he was asking for. Our little lord Leo might be...more forward than he seems.”

[thunderslumbers]

Take a Slice || Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma, Kyojuro Rengoku

warnings: mentions of injuries, mentions of blood

word count: 541 words

summary: you finally show them what you're made of.

author's note: ok I personally think stone breathing is underrated, give some love to stone breath users <33 *cough* gyomei *cough*

"Sitting pretty in the prime of life, I'm so tasty and the price is right." take a slice, glass animals

Tanjiro Kamado

You've always seemed so passive to him, your scent pleasant and calm. Your behaviors are steady and meticulous, always practicing with your bendable sword in the training grounds of the butterfly mansion

He finally sees you act without mercy on a mission together, he's always been curious on why your sword was so pliable, and what breath style you used that required you to bend in ways he never could

When he sees you jump up and twist your body, sword following you it clicks when you mutter, "Love Breathing, Third form: Catlove Shower"

When your blade connects with the putrid flesh of the demon Tanjiro doesn't notice he's left himself open to attack. He pulls himself out of the thoughts that tell him you look so pretty in the moonlight and focuses on protecting himself and Nezuko

After the battle he's exhausted, but now teeming with curiosity and intrigue. While you tend to small cuts on Tanjiro you explain and he soaks it all in.

Some details may be fuzzy because of how your fingers touch his skin, assessing his injuries.

Zenitsu Agatsuma

Nervous to approach, hesitant to talk. You look so intimidating Zenitsu can't help it, and when you carry that spiked flail and chain weapon on your hip with ease, he can't help but shrink down, hoping you don't notice him.

Just his luck when you two are attacked by a random demon on the way back from a mission.

Zenitsu is frozen, in the direct path of the demon's attack. As you push him aside and shove him to the ground he hears the chains rattle and groups of muscle in your arms tense as you fight back.

"Stone Breathing, First Form: Serpentinite Bipolar" Oh. That's what breath style you use. Zenitsu plays dead, and as soon as it starts, it ends. The chains rattle again into their holster, hanging off your hip and making a quiet clink clink clink sound.

You offer him a hand to help him back up and Zenitsu swears the blooming sunrise makes you look radiant. You sigh when he's just staring at you.

He ignores the ache in his shoulder when you pull him back up, the warmth of your palm unforgettable.

Kyojuro Rengoku

There hasn't been a thunder hashira for a long while, and Rengoku is intrigued when you show up at the following semiannual hashira meeting, making your introduction to the rest of the hashira.

A friendship blooms, and soon you two are scouting for information on the 12 demon moons.

Two lower moons appear, eager to collect the heads of two hashiras. Rengoku readies an attack and before he knows it you disappear from his side, a crackle of static where you were.

As you call out "Thunder breathing, Sixth Form: Rumble and Flash" he sees both of the demons heads fall like raindrops. You stand over them, silent and with your sword still drawn, flicking the blood off before putting it back into the sheath.

Rengoku heard the thunder loud and clear, he brightens. Asking you where you trained and how you developed those moves. You approach him and answer your questions, raising your voice so he can hear

And just like that he's drawn in, intrigued, in a different way.

[fullunadulteratedart]

Sitting pretty in the prime of life I'm so tasty and the price is right

[sketchy-galaxy]

🎶!!!!

SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER :pleading emoji: THANK YOU THO

For! SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIVE YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

It wasn't put on shuffle but Take a Slice by Glass Animals has been playing a LOT in my brain! It's not a song I associate with any specific blorbo but I love the lyrics," Sitting pretty in the prime of life, I'm so tasty and the price is right, Stewing in the black dope, I'm filthy and I love it"

Love this song, it evokes so much imagery for me djkdsjdkckls

[brass-gears]

Sitting pretty in the prime of life // I'm so tasty and the price is right

[helicopterrrfunny]

🖤Sitting pretty in the prime of life

I'm so tasty and the price is right

Stewing in the black dope

I'm filthy and I love it

Studebaker all gold

Got a shotgun in my pocket🖤

[slashersins]

Sitting pretty in the prime of life//I'm so tasty and the price is right//Stewing in the black dope//I'm filthy and I love it//Studebaker all gold//Got a shotgun in my pocket. ((im loving this game so much!!)

This one is Bo ! Maybe mm . Maybe also . . . Lester ? But mostly just Bo .

[lxcuuna]

“You could say I’m an...arrow ace.”

[lxcuuna]

chaosblessed replied to your post “whoooooo wants the new year’s!niles we never got but deserved”

raises summoner

“Ah, Summoner, have you come to celebrate the new year with me? I could show off some...traditions I’ve learned.”

[lxcuuna]

rebcrnfate replied to your post “When you don’t even need to take your shirt off.”

takumi might be staring a bit

“See something you like, Prince Takumi?”

[lxcuuna]

"Niiiiles? I heard that you love of head kisses. Come here so I can bestow one upon you!" @exaltedxincantations

“Ah, but you’ll have to make me bend down so you can reach my forehead, right? But I won’t do it without a payment; nope, you’ll have to kiss me here first.” And smiling smugly, he presses a finger to his lips, much like a certain merchant.

[lxcuuna]

@bloodthirstymoonstone from here

He eyes the other boy warily, along with the food scraps that he held out to him. He was a noble, quite obviously, if the fact that he was dining in such a place didn’t make that clear enough. That was on one hand, but on the other, his stomach growled noisily at the sight of even the smallest bit of food. This boy didn’t seem like he would pull the offer away at the last second, so with one more cautious glance, he took napkin and hastily began eating what was inside. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to soothe the hunger pangs for a while.