#[.shitpost]

[estarion]

@ tav／durg

[snipeheart]

"You really think I couldn't?"

It comes over the communicator perfectly casual. Musclebound, dressed in black, and hardened killer that he is, Piers will be a bitch until the day he dies.

"Good dick exists. Just 'cause it's not chasing you doesn't mean it's not out there." @mettamorph

[anextravagantliar]

If yall start singing the dawn will come I will see myself down the stairs myself

[warrmonger]

list of heidegger's friends:

president shinra (dead)

scarlet (one sided)

powerwash guy

[glue-factory]

who suffered more: jesus on the cross or ao3 users?

[lucymuirr]

"…"

"hey look you can see skaia it‘s really quite beautiful this time of year!"

[oddbur]

mom: i’m sure you have friends

my fucking headphones:

[servusendura]

....hm. hambubger.

[rusted-pride]

pressure oc posting

[estarion]

　　　you've been called into his office.

@ nobody 3 - you are much better at cheating than your peers vela and nezumi - they saw answers and still only got 8 correct. @ VELA - EXPELLED. luna too for helping you cheat. @ PERFECTION - then why did you only get 8 !? @ NEZUMI - E X P E L L E D . @ GALE - genuinely impressed by you. the ACTUAL top score. +4 for being on my good side now. @ LUNA BASKERVILLE. - very nice. i see us as equals. @ EMMA - a valiant effort. why do you think i want bitches so badly? @ HANA - you pay more attention than i'd have given you credit for. your wrong answers are inoffensive, also. @ BETTY - you got all the ones that matter correct. well, except one. darling, i'm hurt. you're not still upset, surely... @ oof - this was probably nezumi. @ oh no - or this was ... . . . or was it @bloodtwin ? @ AMAY - attention doesn't matter to me that much, you know ? @ CASSIAN - you got the last one correct. +5 to your score. bravo. @ TARA - your complaining got me in trouble. @ UMBRAL - this isn't a bad score. the final question matters most and you did not hesitate to utter the correct words. +5 for you. @ SIVIR - we've only just met, so this is a sane result. impressed that you guessed my birth city. @ wouldn't you like to know - i need to know who's almost as bad at guessing as i am. are you nobody 3's alter ego ? @ FALL FUCKING ESTO - there are things more important in life than bitches. @ 🥺 - @selunaris, is this you ? you're expelled, luna. understand me, luna? @ RAKATAK - i would have helped you cheat. @ RAPHAEL - it pleases me that you know so little.

[snipeheart]

"You're welcome for the few extra inches."😜

"I'd sooner thank Muller for it than you."

[warrmonger]

ten mins into war and chill and he gives you this look;

[glue-factory]

cant talk rn having lobster x car sex with the soulmate

[oddbur]

biting kink but i used to listen to lovejoy so i get yelled at for having it

[jxgi]

jagi with kids -