#[GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING]

[vertonghen]

feeling so normal about this and not at all getting my hopes up and dreaming and hoping and already picturing him in our midfield

[statuesdown]

IM GONNA [BLEEP] [CAR CRASHES] *EXPLOSION* [HORN HONKS] BEEEEPPPPPP "AHH MY LEG" *BANG* [SMACK] [GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] *VROOM* [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] "WE'RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE" [BABY CRYING] "WAAAH WAAAH" [HELICOPTER]

[not-so-rosyyy]

I want ULTIMATE chaos right now. 😭😭😭 can Tom be messy af and post a pic of Z on the green….

how stunning....are those- [GUNSHOT] [GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [SCREAMING NOISES] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

[cuethemulti]

GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM-” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] [SOBBING] [YELLING]

[xxmoonch1ldxx]

i can do doggy style, 69, on the bed, on the floor, on the counter, in the shower, in the kitchen sink. i can be top, i can be bottom. he can rail me, or i can give him head. whatever he wants, he shall recieve. all because he is such a pussy popping boob squeezing hip thrusting dick sucking ass touching man that makes me cum and want to give him the gawk gawk 500 ultra max pro until all i can taste in my mouth his is cum unti the day i die and after that. he can do whatever the fuck he wants with me, as long as i can suck his toes as a token of appriciation for making me wetter than water and hornier than a unicorns horn. Step on me dominate me slap me spank me choke me make me your dog keep me as your slut as your whore as your little girl whom you can use anytime make me your toilet cleaner make me your shoe make me your carpet I'll do anything for you get on my knees get on my hands get on all fours bark meow become your dog become your cat become your anything. MY LOVE I LOVE U SO MUCH U CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME AND I WONT SPEAK A SINGLE WORD U CAN CHOKE ME TO DEATH BURN ME INTO FIRE THROW SHOES AT ME SPIT AT ME CHOKE ME WITH A TOWEL BANG MY HEAD ON WALL SPRAY SHIT AT ME BITE ME TEAR ME BREAK ME BREAK MY HEART LOVE ME HATE ME ABUSE ME CUT ME WITH A KNIDE BURN ME WITH FIRE THROW DUST AT ME,THROW A CHAIR AT ME, TIE ME WITH THE TREE, FUCK ME UNTILL I CUM, HOLD MY BREATHE UNTIL I DIE, FEED ME PHOSPHORUS, SULPHURIC ACID, BROMINE AND EVERY POISONOUS SUBSTANCE AVAILABLE ON THE EARYH,PUT ME ON AIR FRYER, ILL HAPPILY DIE FOR YOU. I LOVE HIM SM LITERALLY I WILL LITERALLY WASH, MESSAGE, ANYTHING TO HIM FEET AND I AINT LYING. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE THINGS HE DOES IS AMAZING I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM LITERALLY I HOPE HE STEPS ON ME [ CAR CRASHES]* EXPLOSION* [HORN HONKS] BEEEEPPPPPP AHH MY LEG *BANG* [SMACK ][GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] "MY LEG...MY LEG" [BABY CRYING] "WAAAH WAAAH [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING] CALL THE AMBULANCE

[520cafe]

i need him in a way that’s concerning to feminis— [GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

[sparkisfly]

GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM-” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] [SOBBING] [YELLING]

[fadedlovemp3]

fighting for my life with every art history assignment its literally [GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] in my head constantly while i'm just trying to write about using pictorial narrative and painting techniques to present theological ideas during the renaissance

[conankrow]

[GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] "MY LEG...MY LEG" [BABY CRYING] "WAAAH WAAAH" [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING] CALL THE AMBULANCE [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

[shroombloomm]

“WAIT IS HE NOT IN LOVE WITH Y/N?” uhhhh well you see the thing is… (GLASS SHATTERING) (CAR CRASH) VROOM VROOM (PEOPLE SCREAMING) “AAAAHHHHHH” (EXPLOSION) “MY LEG...MY LEG” (BABY CRYING) “WAAAH WAAAH” “SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MY BABY” (HELICOPTER NOISES) “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE” (SIRENS) WEE WOO WEE WOO (GUNSHOTS) (SCREAMING) “CALL THE AMBULANCE” (SOBBING) (YELLING) (FLAT LINE)

EMMS KDKWKSKWKS

[julesinthealps]

AHHHH [GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] "MY LEG...MY LEG" [BABY CRYING] "WAAAH WAAAH" [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING] CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

[prettylonelys]

GILR KNOKKE OFF IS PREMIERING LATER THIS MONTHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHH [GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] "MY LEG...MY LEG" [BABY CRYING] "WAAAH WAAAH" [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING] CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

[baehyvn]

GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] CALL THE AMBULANCE [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]