#[IN A WORLD WHERE ONE MAN POSSESSES THE POWER TO AUDIBLY HYPNOTIZE THE MASSES THROUGH STICKY BASSLINES...]
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#I feel like the movie trailer voice over guy needs to narrate these tags. Over to you Mr. Movie-Trailer-Voice-Over-Man.#[IN A WORLD WHERE ONE MAN POSSESSES THE POWER TO AUDIBLY HYPNOTIZE THE MASSES THROUGH STICKY BASSLINES...]#[GET THE FUCK READY FOR EPIC EARGASMS AND DON'T FORGET TO PACK A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR...]#[THIS SUMMER... SNAG YOUR BACKSTAGE PASSES TO MEET... THE RIVER MAN.]#Thank you Mr. Movie-Trailer-Voice-Over-Man. You can send me an invoice for your services.#This film is Rated R - for Rivers#Sam Rivers#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#SAM. I. AM.#Sammy Boy#Bass Boss#Bass Master#Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday#down the rabbit hole
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