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coollyinterferes · 7 months
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trick or treat (dio needs a good trick....or two....or many)
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Trick or treat! 【accepting only tonight, so come get your candies while you can】 @rejectshumanity divider credit
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Of all people Jonathan and Speedwagon would have expected to see trick or treating, Dio was definitely not one of them. Today is not a day for fighting, and Jonathan assumes Dio is simply allowing himself to have harmless fun for once. And so, the gentleman gives Robert a look that the man can immediately read and recognize as "Please, no fights". Robert just slumps his shoulders a bit, silently acknowledging Jonathan's request and resigning to being civil towards Jonathan's brother, if only this time.
"I hope you like these." Jonathan is the first one to speak, giving Dio a small can of potato chips.
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"I heard these are quite popular overseas." Not a lie there. However, what he is not going to tell his brother is that there's a little trick inside: The good old Snake In A Can prank, to be more precise. The snake comes with googly eyes and all. And, since Jonathan is a fair guy, while there may not be any potato chips inside, there is a small baggie of Halloween themed gummies at the bottom of the can.
It's now Robert's turn…
"You can thank Jonathan for this, otherwise you'd be gettin' a bag of shit instead." No pranks from him, just the honest truth as he reluctantly gives Dio a packet of cookies. Chocolate chip ones.
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"I personally put razorblades and rat poison in 'em." He adds, deadpan. Of course, he's only joking...
Or is he? :)c
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