#\\ : — come get yer' spidey canon !

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kabiguru sarker whenever he appears in the presence of an extraterrestrial force (mayhaps @carnivorousfatality) that can turn itself into wet gloop and attach itself to him.

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kabiguru’s tail has been the best character design decision i’ve ever made. he emotes with it, he uses it like a third arm for battle and normal everyday conversation, he uses it to help him make kandi bracelets because it’s good for fine movement activities. he can blow a kiss with it. it’s like a swiss army knife for affection !

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HEADCANON. / in missions dealing with variants of the green goblin, kabiguru has been placed on a no-contact list. suffice to say, even though it has been seven years after the tragedy, a certain group of individuals in the spider-society learned very well that the result of said choice may not be very..... spider-man like.

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peter b. parker a stronger man than kabiguru because i’m going to be real honest with you all here, i think olivia octavius would have him purring like a damn cat.

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instead of using his spidey-sense to detect danger before it occurs, kabiguru uses his spidey-sense to detect when someone’s sad from great universal distances so he can show up to their house with a box of chocolates and a kiss on the cheek.

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HEADCANON. / one of the main reasons why kabiguru’s whole get-up is so bright is because the whole principle of his design is to be accessible to the people of earth-721. as spider-man, kabiguru’s costume was actually quite dark (matching the carbon landscape) so as whip-web, he changed the whole philosophy. he needed to be seen by the people so he can protect the people; so what if he’s a bit too bright? that’s the point!

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miguel: what are you doing whip-web ?! go after the anomaly ! kabiguru, who had just the most delightful conversation with a very nice spider-man from earth-1610 who he has decided to abandon all his professional courtesy to protect:

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not to be all, cis guy male wife, on y’all but come on……. his first love was his childhood best friend? his first kiss was at age 20? you give him physical affection and he literally emotes with little pink powdery hearts ?? come on—

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kabiguru accidentally grabbed one of miguel's shirts from the spidey-society laundromat and he refuses to return it because he thinks it's so neat.

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do you guys think that when the miles shit happened, kabiguru was just in the lab cooking up some sort of legendary cure and instead spider-rex just blasted through the window with miles and kabiguru just had to go on a chase with absolutely no context.

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in the theme of talking symbiotes with another mun, kabiguru has always been very compatible with the symbiotes due to a combination of factors. one of those being his own mastery and knowledge of biochemistry. he’s always been fascinated by mutualistic bonds in nature— in his universe, the agony symbiote is the first that he ends up having this sort of bond with.

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𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒:

- kabiguru didn't have his first kiss until he was twenty during a work outing. one of the lab assistants got a little too into the bottomless mimosas and ended up kissing kabiguru because they found him cute. he still gets a little flustered whenever he thinks about it. - in the event where whip-web is no more, there is an unspoken rule that scourge, with the combined forces of agony and lasher, will take the mantle. they may never be the spider-man or whip-web; but they can be something that will fill the space. - kabiguru's parents were sunni muslims. due to their deaths at such a young age for him, kabiguru's disconnect from religion is very apparent. he considers himself agnostic for that reason; though he holds a close relationship to a man named melhem who is the imam of the mosque his parents attended in the past. through him, he's attempting to slowly reconnect to his parent's faith. - secret talent of kabiguru's is that he's really good at carving ! his aunt mai used to do wood carvings and he picked it up from her out of curiosity. he prefers to work with stone as a medium, as it's a bit easier to do with super strength. only a bit though.

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i think it’s important to mention (because i’ve yet to put it in his history section LOLLL) that while kabiguru does align himself with the spider-society, when the whole miles stuff starts to happen—- he does end up siding with miles over miguel. kabiguru respects miguel a shit ton, like, a whole fucking lot; but he’s an idealist. kabiguru truly does want to believe that it’s possible to break the chains of fate. even if it wasn’t possible for him, he wants to believe, for this one kid half his age with big ambitions and beliefs, that it is possible. he can’t do that fighting alongside miguel.

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kabiguru starts punching the air whenever the topic of canon events comes up. his canon events literally all condensed into one terrible mega-event that he has extreme PTSD from that he refuses to go to a therapy for.

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i don't have any other explanation for this other than i was literally in hysterics when i saw this image. so yes -- kabiguru time.

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HEADCANON. / kabiguru’s an incredibly gifted chemist. where he lacks in great understanding of physics and/or technology as his other spider-peers, he makes up with extreme precise knowledge of many forms of chemical application. in his earth-721, the knowledge of him and his fellow colleagues have applied has made the presence of blood-borne &. food-borne pathogens nigh non-existent; with the development of cures that have eliminated their existence and prevented further variants. ( though, it is an oscorp cure so… there may or may not be some tomfoolery in the background that whip-web’s is always at the forefront of shutting down )