#ᵇᵉˢᵉᵉᶜʰ.. ⁱ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱˢᵗᵉⁿ ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸ ;; asks.

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anon said: Peanut wanna be like “I wanna be Perceived” but then when I wanna hold his hand he wanna act so nasty like pick one! or do you want to continue to partake in fatherless behavior / SLANDER???? | accepting.

“Hey! That’s not true, shut it!” It’s absolutely true, you’re being called out rightfully, okay.

“Maybe not wanting to hold your hand is a you problem, not a me problem, anyway.” It’s a Hachi problem. “I have a father, thank you! And no, it’s not Masato!” HE’S BEING BULLIED!!!! HUFFS ANGRILY---anon is correct, he thinks he can do both, but in fact, he cannot.

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anon said:  Rat (derogatory) / slander. | accepting.

“Hey.”

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anon said: Hachi never took me out on a date so i contacted the NIID / unprompted but true | accepting.

“What. Why the NIID! I’m not a disease! I don’t recall booking for a date, no less!” Actually, would he get investigated? Is this going to have repercussions? Does this count as snitching? Is he going to jail? “This better not cause any problems.”

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@azureknightkite​ said:  "Hello...Corbenik.." / finally, someone normal. | accepting.

“The Knight of the Azure Flame..” he says his full title slowly, admittedly, taken aback that he would come greet him like this. But.. Corbenik would have to admit that he wasn’t particularly trying to hide from people, either. Twas bound to happen, whether he liked it or not.

The gunner would not be afraid, but... curious, at the very least. “I see you’re still operating.. what brings you to me of all creatures?”

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"...S...Sonic?" / unprompted as hell. | accepting.

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"I 'unno, I might give him more trauma." He's referring to Kite. :^) / unprompted. | accepting.

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@azuliic​ said:  oh worm? 🐛 / unprompted | accepting.

“Oh, worm? Same hat.”

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Tfw you just trying to cuddle with Vi and then she says "Cheese is just a loaf of milk,"  / i can’t help you with stupid, my guy. | accepting.

“You picked that.”

“You chose that.”

“Foreign policy classes will mess you up good like that. Get her a loaf of milk.” Either that or she’s high as a kite. Which, Hachiro wouldn’t blame her for. She........wasn’t wrong about the cheese though.

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anonymous said:  WAP WAP WAP das some worship and prayer / unprompted | accepting.

“Hey...What the fuck is a WAP.”

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