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[palajae]

why he looking at himself like that.?

[silvery-orchid]

Neuvillette comes off as so charming and subtly manipulative, i think it’s a guarantee that he would win over any in-laws easily.

Imagine Neuvillette slowly developing an obsession with you, but instead of framing you or approaching you directly, he has a few ‘run ins’ with your parents. Helping them with issues that suddenly weren’t there in the past, financial problems, a waning reputation made worse by certain rumors. He really does present himself as the perfect son-in-law. He makes your entire family reliant on him so when the time comes you’ll have no choice but to accept him with the eager approval of everybody around you and the financial pressure building up.

OMG OMG OMGG THIS IS SO TRUE LISTEN.

Imagine you first meet this man in like a vegetable or fruits market (doesn't matter if it is modern au or not) and YOU HATE HIS ASS cus you have been looking at those oranges and apples for hours now and want the best ones and when you come neuvillette is there at the same time AND HE JUST CONVENIENTLY WANTS THOSE.

Que you arguing with him without knowing who he even is and since you had a bad day at work you make it everyone's problem. Then he starts trying to seek you out and ??? Your boss has been put in jail over tax evasion?? Odd but good for you. Wait your division is being relocated? WHY IS THE FRUIT THIEF YOUR NEW BOSS??

Neuvillette tries to get on your good side but it often fails so he changes his tactic to inserting himself in your circles without you knowing. Your parents happen to adore the man they met at the opera last time and wow ..well, well, well, wont you look at him IN YOUR DOORWAY WITH ORANGES AS ONE OF THE THINGS HE BROUGHT TO DINNER. If he touches your elbow with his one more time you will stab his hand or so Lord help you.

Except he will eventually make your entire family rely on him and ask that you become his spouse as a trade off. It seems fair you see. And then when you live in his villa he brings you those oranges all the time that you begin to hate them and try to hit him with their peels when he isnt looking to sustain your sanity.

[lqfiles]

GURLL HELP ME OUT! I forgot the name of that one haechan smau where he accidently hits y/n with a basketball. Plspls lmk if you rmb it!!

Also can you suggest some good smaus'?

you’re talking about balling into love by my lovely @naids4luv i’m sure (i miss you.. plz come back..) and omg i was giving someone reccs a few days ago in dms let me make it public (haven’t read in a while tho) :

suhnshinehaos — crush culture (renjun)

(probably the first smau i read on here lol)

yojeongin — don’t blame the lovecats (jaemin)

(HIGHLY recommend this, litch top 5 smaus i’ve ever read)

yojeongin — evol (renjun)

ningningsdream — the villain in your story (jaemin)

(love the drama in this, currently rereading)

najaemism — heart can’t lose (haechan)

daegalfangirl — love maze (renjun)

jayflrt — a stoner’s guide to starbucks (heeseung)

(not even an engene anymore nor am i a heeseung stan but this was like one of the best things ever.. we don’t support sb tho 🤦🏽‍♀️)

jiamour — russian roulette (renjun)

(also pushin n pullin is good but they discontinued </3 (the smau the pushed me to fr write smaus icl))

jammingjaem — dream store (haechan)

[rintoorou]

Yeah! 😆

Uhuhuhuhu 😞😞😞

LEMME SAVE THESE WHAT THE HECK !!!! the first gif oh my 😭😭 my cutie patootie suna rintarou I WANNA GIVE HIM A KITH

[marvin-cohen]

[Jason tentatively opened the door to Marvin's hospital room.]

D-daddy? Are yyou.. alive.. Please be alive..

[Tears bubbled in his tiny eyes, slowly approaching his dad.]

@jason-wuz-here

[Marvin had been lay there, struggling to breathe and trying to conserve his energy for a while. When he heard Jason come into the room he sat himself up quickly. He couldn't see his son very well, and his chest hurt, but damn if he wasn't gonna try his best to look strong.]

Oh sweetheart- come here-

[He held out his arms, pulling Jason into the biggest, strongest hug he could (which wasn't very big or strong at all)]

[already-impatient]

Hello Cynthia, I thought it best not to announce myself so as to not make myself easy to find but who am I kidding? You can’t find a dead man and even if you did we are several steps ahead of you in terms of technology.  Are you and the A.S.S having fun with your new toys? Are you any closer to figuring it out?

-From a former agent to a soon-to-be former director

@digitalintelligigencearchive

What the fuck.

What. The. Fuck.

You're shitting me. This isn't- you can't be- Owen died. Curt... fuckin'-

What the fuck?

[hungrydogs-if]

What kind of motorcycle be in demo ?

sadly, getting yourself a motorcycle won't happen til somewhere in the middle of chapter two since whatever mc used to ride is very much scrap metal by now lol.

but fear not! here's a little list i've been compiling. i won't be writing in any makes (no harleys or yamahas, i can't afford getting sued i have two cats and a shit job) so you can technically choose your own brand.

so, here's a little list, under cut bc it's kinda long lol

1. bobber:

pros

easy handling, nimble

can go way fast

cons

very little protection from elements and/or incidents

zero storage or passenger space

dane drives a bobber, so here's his as a ref photo ( boop )

2. cruiser:

pros

good storage and passenger possibility

stable and reliable

cons

kinda clunky to handle at high speeds

not the fastest, not the slowest. mid at best

mona drives a (heavily modified) cruiser that's referred from this ( nyoom ) and while sam's bike is custom, it's also a cruiser, like this ( skrrt. )

3. touring:

pros:

exceptional storage space and comfy for two

powerful engine (also has cruise control)

cons:

not all too good with curves or sharp turns

big and heavy, like, way big and heavy

the only one in hdmc that drives a touring bike is keno, and his is based on this (beep beep)

secret 4th option: the superbike (if you really, really befriend 13, otherwise no dice. sorry!)

pros:

fast as fuck boii

great handling

cons:

zero chance of being inconspicuous, esp in san maro

again, no storage, and a very tight squeeze for passengers.

i mean obv 13 drives a superbike, and this is their reference (vroom vroom). whatever bike you get from them is up to choice.

[sky-kiss]

To piggyback off of Raphael purring. The dude meowed for funsies. There's the whole cat and mouse rhyme he brings up. He's so cat coded af. He purrs.

Come to me, my children. Come to me and push my cat coded Raphael agenda.

[p-strahm]

ok we can talk about different things :DDD ill actually introduce myself cuz i think jase knows its me by now so hi im saturn :3

-🪐

Well, nice to properly meet you Saturn. Nice name.

[thestruggleitself]

do you have a wedding dress yet!!!

possibly 🤷

[silvery-orchid]

ahhh 😭 sorry about ranting too much about our Fontaine boy but,, imagine Furina noticing and teasing him about his obsession with his wife?? YOU KNOW she’d causally bring this up during high profile trials and in front of the audience. Just to cause rumors to swirl and bring more interest to the trial.

There is no need to apologize!! I feel like Furina would definitely make certain remarks but she would make them into hints to make the courtroom even more interesting and to upkeep the mystery and theatrics of it all. But she manages to get under his skin anyway.

The thing is, lovestruck Neuvillette would I feel be so,,,,he would still have a blank stare and the blank face but why did he spend all his time at this big banquet only looking at his darling sitting at a different table and eating? Certainly lacking etiquette at that. Wipe that pastry off your face! He'd use his thumb if only you weren't so far.

He just blank stared for 45 minutes across the room like do you know how disturbing that is for others to see? Charlotte hated it since she couldn't get good shots of him for the entire time

[lqfiles]

BITCH DID YOU HEAR THE JOHHNY AND HAECHAN ALLEGATIONS LFMAOSONF

YES I DID 😭😭😭 i actually feel really bad for haechan specifically because he is always the target of these weirdos and ssngs, literally yesterday there was dating rumours between him and hsh the weirdo, and now some random girls are making allegations.

(which i doubt is true because 1) i doubt they are stupid enough to not make them sign ndas that come with heavy legal actions 2) the “proof” they have is literally just VERY vague images that are meant to allude to them being in their hotel room, literally nothing else. 3) nctzens will believe anything that’s written in korean or japanese like i could make a new account and say me and jaemin are dating in korean with vague pics and they will eat it upppp

haechan needs to stand on business and take legal actions against these fads that keep toying with his personal life, like idc if SM is not letting him, FHESE PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE MY HAEBEAR ALONE. in the meantime we just have to report these losers 😭

JUSTICE FOR MY HAEBEAR and johnny

[rintoorou]

I hope you are aware this is what suna looks like in college

no i am not oh my GOD HE LOOKS LIKE A NERDDDD 😭 a scary one tho… but omg where is that from i’ve never seen that

[marvin-cohen]

Hiiii Marv :D I'm super busy busy today (ooc I really am) so I can't visit sadly :( BUT i might be able to still talk ^^ soo how are you doing today? Hopefully a bit better..

-🦝

It's alright kid, don't- don't worry about it.

I'm... okay? I think? Kinda numb today.

How about you? I realised I've never- asked.

[iworshipsappho]

Wanna talk about queer platonic bench with me:3

YEYESYESSSS LET MY BOY BE LOVEDDDD holy shit yeah. just the post death post revival c!tommy and trying to fit in and seeing c!beeduo have this dynamic and he doesnt know where to fit in. but also, they love him but he doesnt know how much ranboo grieved, he doesnt kow how much they fucking love him so he think they're just tolerating him until he has to go away again. but like. they want him. forever. aaaaaaa