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moregraceful · 2 years

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lotta sports posts on the ol blog today but in my defense i was out until 4am and went to bed at 5am and am 33yo so i’m very close to being pronounced legally dead. this is me in hospice, rebloggin’ some men and makin’ some jokes before i go home to jesus

#‘’were you drinking kasper’’ no that’s the worst part i was the dd #i was at a bar until 2am and i wasn’t even drinking #my friends were alternately crying from self-worth issues and giving concrit on each other’s hinge profiles #and i’m just sitting there with my lil coca-cola bottle going damn tomorrow’s gonna be rough for ol kasper #i love it when cis women and gay men find common ground (beta reading hinge profiles) however i DON’T understand them #this isn’t like a ‘’woe is me i was sober while my friends were having a blast’’ post!! i was having a blast #it was like being at a circus and i was the guy in charge of making sure the clowns could get out of the clown car without breaking an ankle #or like. not throwing up in the street as the case may be #to be clear all my friends are also in their 30s but they have wildly different alcohol tolerance levels so some of them were ordering pizza #and some of them were straight up like i gotta lie down before i pass out #me: ‘’ok i will drive you home but we ARE listening to avicii remixes’’#them: ‘’fair’’#cool stories with kasper

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