#‘i’ll never get tired of having only good times 🤪’ and how would you know you’re having good times if you’ve never had bad?

[quintsmachete]

what in the goddamn

[punkscowardschampions]

Buster & Rio Pt.4

Buster: [you know he’s gonna go like the gentleman he is and that he doesn’t need to ask because he’d been watching her all night since the second he walked in mcvickers’ pub door so knows what she likes and will shamelessly buy her the most expensive version of her fave because he is that bitch being all ‘they’re on me’ about it cos not gonna let her buy a single drink the entire time actually]

Rio: [‘I can get the next round’ like excuse me, I wanted to but we’re only that non-mad level of hey about it ‘I never buy drinks’ like if anything the world is owed so many on me]

Buster: [‘and you’re not starting now’ as he bowls off to get these drinks like no no]

Rio: [be here shaking your head like oh you]

Buster: [just be staring at her while it takes forever and a day to get served because how busy it would be in there makes me feel anxious]

Rio: you have really intense eyes, you know

Buster: The drugs are too long gone to blame

Rio: it’s just you

Buster: I’ll take it over nice

Rio: it’s a compliment, obviously

Rio: piercing just feels like the sort of word they only use in romance novels

Buster: I’d have to take your word for that, or be lying if I said I’d read any romance novels

Rio: 😏

Rio: only if it’s on your syllabus right now, I’m sure

Buster: yeah, and for better or worse, they definitely aren’t

Rio: I’ll read one to you when your head is done in by what is

Buster: A promise or a threat?

Rio: I guess we won’t find out how you feel about them ‘til we start

Buster: already knowing how I feel about your voice takes some of the guesswork out of it though

Rio: probably meant to be in your voice 

Buster: What do you mean?

Rio: the Prince Charming of it all, Hugh Grant

Buster: too predictable and tired

Rio: alright, I won’t set you a reading assignment back 🤪

Buster: There are better tasks you could set me

Rio: tempting thought

Buster: you’re welcome for it then

Rio: got to keep entertained somehow whilst we wait

Buster: Almost sounds like a dare

Rio: I’m up for the challenge if you are

Rio: the crowd I’m swamped by rn is so boring

Buster: of course I am

Rio: that’ll be why I like you best

Buster: The question is, do you want to dare first or be dared?

Rio: dare me

Buster: [we’re gonna have to say he does and it’s scandalous but she obvs does it because my googling and brain have both let me down but y’all would slay]

Rio: fuck, okay

Rio: [however long it would take you to do that and prove it etc]

Rio: 😇😇😇

Buster: Dare me, we’ll see how 😇 you actually are

Rio: alright, I’ve thought of a good one

Rio: tell someone at the bar that you fucked your cousin today

Buster: okay, come here so you’re in earshot

Rio: [do that, at least you’re tiny, snekk through these hoards of people casually]

Buster: [do that because my boo isn’t a flop and actually thought of something, and I’m gonna say either the bar person or someone else gives you a shot thinking it’s bants so you can give that to her]

Rio: [do that feeling like such a spy like haha you have no idea, random person]

Buster: You earned that for combining a dare and a truth

Rio: I’m good at games, you can’t have forgotten

Buster: I remember

Rio: you can tell me I’m 😇 now

Buster: [pulling her even closer to him through however many peeps necessary, excuse us, I have to do a hot move, so he can fully whisper in her ear just to be the most extra about it ‘you’re my angel, you can’t have forgotten either’]

Rio: [doing a shiver because we have not honey, shaking our head ‘never’]

Buster: [we all know it’s not a cold shiver but putting his arms around her anyway, just to be even closer ‘don’t’ because seriously never forget thank you]

Rio: [leaning into him like yes hug me ‘I promise’]

Buster: [hugging and kissing her in this little queue for drinks, no fucks given]

Rio: [‘I missed you’ as if you lasted any time at all]

Buster: [‘because you’re a good girl’ like yes of course you did]

Rio: [‘because you’re so…’ looking him up and down like you’re trying to think of an appropriate word for how missable he is ‘daddy’]

Buster: [gotta kiss her harder because he loves hearing that]

Rio: [making him hold you for a sec ‘cos you need to, making happy noises]

Buster: [and you’ll probably be able to get your drinks not long after that because the kind of charmed night you’re having and charmed life he leads in general so everyone will be thrilled about y’all leaving this queue]

Rio: [get out the way lads, and drink some of this drink instead of just making out, as is the temptation to do at all times]

Buster: [drink some of your fancy drinks and maybe you’ll calm down, my boo say]

Rio: [you absolutely won’t but we must at least not totally abandon them after the time and effort to get lol]

Buster: [there’s no calming down remotely until he’s at the airport but yeah, take a sec here]

Rio: [check in on all your siblings to make sure everyone is behaving even though it makes you sigh ‘cos real life]

Buster: [put an arm round her again but this time in a genuinely trying to be comforting manner because that sigh which you can easily guess the reason for]

Rio: [shaking it off metaphorically and literally like no, fuck that, can’t waste time]

Buster: [in the spirit of that, down what’s left of your drink and get her to do the same and go do some more grooving]

Rio: [you know none of the songs will be close to slow so do the most getting hot and sweaty]

Buster: [it’s been a minute since the initial dirty dancing that started all this, love that we’ve come back around]

Rio: [go us, if you want we can skip to when you have to start leaving ‘cos we know the vibe here]

Buster: [my boo says drinking and dancing is what’s up, but we absolutely can skip you’re so right, cos that’s gonna be the drama]

Rio: [just a thought lol ‘cos you’re probably just calling a car straight from this club so good luck saying this goodbye]

Buster: [I wonder what time clerbs shut on st paddy’s, something I have no clue about]

Rio: [me either, I’m just assuming they could stay open later but who actually knows]

Buster: [even if it’s poetic licence I agree that him leaving straight from there is a whole mood, and I am gonna be a massive cliche and say that he takes his jumper back but gives her his watch, which will be as adorably big on her, with the energy of counting down til Easter, soz again we are cockblocking you, love how cinematic it would be that he’s putting his jumper back on and she’s lowkey sad about it but then he puts his watch on her wrist, which he has been grabbing all night, though]

Rio: [it’s a cliche but a glorious one and yes v cinematic girl, unable to help our very real 🥺 about it, hugging you the tightest we are capable of]

Buster: [nbd just giving her his rolex like it’s nothing, sir ILY but you are ridiculous]

Rio: [thank god we know she’ll look after it lmao]

Buster: [his fam gonna think he’s been mugged lol, but he cares not and he’s just hugging her back and saying ‘I’ll see you soon’ from within it because a promise even though it ends up taking y’all longer to see each other again than you think rn]

Rio: [also your fam like where did you get that but that’s not an issue for now, excuse us we’re having emotions, just kiss him in response like it’ll be a million years regardless]

Buster: [they simply DON’T care about that soz baze and cali fams but they’re too in love atm keep your questions to yourselves, all they are bothered about is having this epic goodbye kiss and keeping it going to the literal last possible second and I do mean seriously until he’s getting in this car, don’t @ us]

Rio: [just annoying this driver by lowkey getting into this car to continue until you’re really forced to stop by time and said driver like hello ‘I’ll be waiting’ as you finally untangle yourself]

Buster: [sorry to that man, but I’m sure he’ll tip you to make up for it, sir, so you’ll be fine ‘Good’ with ALL the feeling ever that you can put into a single word]

Rio: [clearly you’re already like an exclusive and pricey driver or you’d never find one on this day at this short notice so you’ll be fine lmao, just shut this door for him and start waving like you’re not gutted]

Buster: [dramatically staring out of this car window at her until he can’t see her anymore is the only acceptable move because likewise trying and failing not to be and seem devastated lol]

Rio: [don’t know where the hell you’re going to go now and how you’re remotely going to start to process that]

Buster: [honestly, he has a flight to catch but she’s just been left there with nothing but a rolex and her feelings]

Rio: [like on the one hand, being alone would mean you could think about it but you might want to distract yourself so going to a friends is best of both but then if you fully wanted to distract yourself you could go back to the fam but I really don’t know at this point and probably neither do you so]

Buster: [lowkey wandering the streets but on her own this time, reliving it all, again how cinematic]

Rio: Will you tell me when you get back to London

Buster: Yeah, unless you’d rather I didn’t

Rio: why would I rather that

Buster: because it ends things, for now, at least

Rio: you don’t have to talk to me if you don’t want, I just wanna know

Buster: I’ll tell you, I said so

Rio: okay

Buster: It will be, you know

Rio: ‘course it will, there’s no reason why not

Buster: [telling her what time he’s due back so she can check this rolex like hang in there sis]

Rio: be home before you know it

Buster: Back to my real life

Rio: right, only a holiday here and for the night

Buster: exactly

Rio: probably take me longer to get back

Buster: Walking, in those shoes, we can call it a definite, babe

Rio: pisstake 😏

Buster: I’ve spoilt you and you’re out of practice even walking at all

Rio: Yeah you have

Buster: if you’re waiting for an apology you’ll be waiting longer than the easter hols, I’m not sorry

Rio: I’m only sorry it’s over, don’t get it twisted

Buster: It isn’t over yet, London marks the end

Rio: so talk to me

Buster: You don’t need to dare me to

Rio: The driver wasn’t that scary

Buster: Fear’s a motivator regardless

Rio: not necessarily one I aim to inspire though

Buster: you inspire the other

Rio: yeah?

Buster: tonight proved it

Rio: Agreed, definitely weren’t scared

Buster: Relying on a John Lennon quote as the basis for anything, though, is hardly the move

Rio: other % of your heritage being celebrated, like

Buster: playing fair isn’t always totally redundant, it has its place

Rio: If it’s fair to us, sure

Buster: it was complimentary to you, so

Rio: I know you can do better than that

Buster: You don’t like inspiring?

Rio: Hmm

Rio: 6/10, could be more if proven

Buster: noted

Buster: I’ll prove it using the pics of you, first chance I get

Rio: 😋

Rio: okay, that works

Buster: your underwear will too, very well

Rio: you were right, you needed them much more than I did

Buster: I’m rarely wrong, I did tell you

Rio: It might take a bit longer for me to get used to just how right you are

Buster: Truthfully, I can’t get used to having them in my pocket, it’s really distracting

Rio: I bet your hand is on them right now

Buster: one of them, it’s a secret where the other hand is

Rio: from the driver but from me?

Buster: you can guess, you’re a lot smarter than he is

Rio: I can imagine, almost well enough to feel it myself

Buster: like I said, smart in the Scouse sense

Rio: I just look like I’m really worried what time it is

Buster: Or really worried about wearing a watch like that as a girl all alone

Rio: being this naked felt smarter when you were here too

Buster: I’m going to have to teach you how to keep yourself safe when I’m not there

Rio: I know how to talk to people, it’s not gonna get nicked

Buster: I’m not worried about it, and I won’t be about you when you know what to do when talking isn’t working

Rio: Don’t worry about me, I’ll be at the pub before long

Buster: tonight, but I’m not back until [whatever date Easter is, soz once again babe lol]

Buster: I’ll make the lessons fun, you don’t need to worry it’ll be boring

Rio: I’m not worried about that

Rio: you’re meant to be remembering what’s good about me though, not thinking about my literal shortcomings

Buster: It isn’t a negative

Rio: that I can’t take care of myself?

Buster: that I get to show you how to

Rio: that has appeal, definitely

Buster: Or that you’re such a tiny little baby

Rio: being totally dependent on you was so good

Buster: it won’t be long before I’m not gonna be in London any more and you can be all the time

Rio: You know how much I need you to look after me

Buster: And we both know I’m the only one who can do it right

Rio: you’re the only one I trust

Rio: others have tried

Buster: but try is all they can do, never succeed the way I have

Rio: it’s never been anything like how it was with you

Buster: Because you’re mine, for me

Rio: like I was made for you

Buster: we fit together like that, I told you how into it I was

Rio: you like how small I am as much as I like how big you are

Buster: Like isn’t the word

Rio: it’s an obsession, I can’t stop thinking about it

Buster: Yeah, it is

Rio: I’ll be sick in the head if it means I can have you

Buster: I can’t stop touching myself right now

Rio: you have to, you’ll be so bored otherwise

Buster: you’ve got me feeling the strongest urge to

Rio: you can do whatever you want, you’re paying top dollar

Buster: What do you want me to do?

Rio: just keep thinking about your tiny little baby and touching yourself

Buster: You’re all I can think about

Rio: Good

Rio: you aren’t allowed to forget about me

Buster: Don’t let me

Rio: I can annoy you constantly

Buster: No, it’d only be annoying from someone else

Rio: you want all my attention

Buster: Why would I accept any less?

Rio: I’m obsessed with you, if you want it, you can have everything, you know that

Buster: All or nothing, you know that

Buster: give me fucking everything

Rio: It's already yours, I am

Buster: I’m yours, so completely

Rio: Buster

Buster: Rio

Rio: keep me forever 

Buster: if you could fit in my pocket too I’d take you out and have you wrapped around me like this underwear is

Rio: you need me that close, that often

Rio: you need looking after too

Buster: yeah

Rio: give them back at easter so I can wear them, feel how many loads you had to blow into them

Buster: You’re on

Rio: that makes me happy

Buster: you make me

Buster: Jesus, this feels so good and you’re not even here

Rio: How are you staying quiet?

Rio: it’s so loud when I walk

Buster: I’m not

Rio: that’s so sexy

Buster: Stop walking, sit down and show me how happy you are

Rio: [do that despite the fact you’re still just in the street somewhere because simply must]

Buster: oh god, now taste yourself for me

Rio: [video for that]

Rio: you miss how it tastes

Buster: I really do

Rio: I do taste good but I like it better when you can taste me for yourself

Buster: you’re my favourite taste, you know that

Rio: if you don’t remember how much I love your cum, you’ll have to look at the photos

Buster: I haven’t been able to close them

Rio: I’ll send you new ones every day

Buster: I’ll book you a flight as soon I can

Rio: you will?

Buster: I need you in the same city as I am, as much as possible

Rio: I love you, you know

Buster: Fuck, don’t say it if you don’t

Rio: I’m not

Buster: then say it again, please

Rio: I love you

Buster: It’s too late to show you what that just did to me

Rio: I wanted to say it when you were still here but I was too scared to

Buster: I can protect you whatever happens, scared is for other people

Rio: I’ve said it now, I couldn’t take it back if I wanted 

Rio: did you manage not to make a mess, as I’m not there to clean it up for you 

Buster: That’s not true, I wouldn’t hold what’s said in the heat of the moment, or when we’ve both had as many drinks as we have, against you 

Buster: wrong twin, you can take it back, or anything else, if you want to

Rio: do you want me to?

Buster: I’m giving you the option, I didn’t say it

Rio: alright 

Buster: you know it is

Rio: obviously I can do what I want 

Buster: Yeah, that’s been the entire point of tonight

Rio: I don’t know if point is the right word 

Buster: doing what we both want has been the most important thing, how could it not be the right word?

Rio: I dunno, wasn’t like there was a game plan or something 

Rio: It was unavoidable, bound to happen 

Buster: I’m obviously not suggesting either of us planned this

Rio: No

Buster: of course not

Rio: be mad to

Buster: and another case of mistaken identity

Rio: awkward at this point

Buster: awkward definitely wouldn’t be the word

Rio: closer to mortifying

Buster: As is the fact she’s getting yet another mention

Rio: I didn’t bring it up as a 💭

Buster: no, I did, and I was trying to make you feel better

Rio: Why? I’m good

Buster: Because I give a fuck and I wanted to make sure you were

Rio: You’re good, honestly, don’t worry

Buster: okay, Rio

Rio: Oi, why are you Rio’ing me like you don’t believe me?

Buster: Why would I believe you?

Buster: we barely know each other, which is why you were scared to tell me you love me in person and why I was giving you an opportunity to act like you hadn’t said it once you did

Rio: I don’t care, we’re still family

Buster: Don’t, that’s so distracting

Rio: You can’t deny that, it’s facts

Rio: no matter what else

Buster: I know, I’m not denying it, or you

Rio: Then let it be distracting, let me

Buster: What are you asking my permission to do, baby?

Rio: Let me turn you on

Buster: I can’t stop you, remember, everything you do is a turn on 

Buster: and I don’t want to, that’s a proven fact in itself now

Rio: You like it, I like it, there’s no reason to fight that, whatever words you put to it

Rio: You want me

Buster: It’s a fight I’m well aware I’d lose, and that isn’t a position I’d ever willingly put myself in

Rio: it isn’t one I’m interested in putting you in either 

Buster: we’re left with plenty of others

Rio: my current options are slightly limited but you’re still right

Rio: pretty quiet here… should’ve found this spot earlier

Buster: Mine too, but I can be quieter myself this time

Rio: Do you have to?

Rio: your driver has such bad taste to not want to hear more

Buster: If you wanna hear me, I’ll let you

Rio: You’re the best

Rio: but it’s cute, imagining you trying to keep quiet

Buster: I am, so don’t underestimate me, babe

Rio: Doesn’t sound like me, babe

Buster: at least I know you haven’t been robbed yet, it’s still very much you I’m talking to

Rio: I can take care of myself a 🤏

Rio: just prefer it when I don’t have to

Buster: Completely helpless would be a turn off, there are already too many girls like that in my circles

Rio: I’m familiar

Buster: my sister talks about it enough without me bringing it up as well

Rio: I’ve met a few of them, had my own friends like it before

Rio: it’s usually a grift anyway, stupider or kind guys will fall for it ‘til they learn better

Buster: I don’t doubt for your friends it is, mine actually need a nanny along with the rest of their staff until they’re 21

Rio: 🙄

Buster: yeah

Rio: well, must be nice to be able to afford to

Buster: Everything has its pros and cons

Buster: but I’d personally rather see my parents more than a couple of times a year

Rio: Obviously, everyone knows how fucked up posh kids can be

Rio: just a different look on how fucked up really poor kids can be too

Buster: Living in extremes leads to behaviour that is

Rio: and suburban middle class kids are bored, everyone has their shit

Buster: and their excuses ready

Rio: Valid or otherwise

Buster: I don’t think there is any valid justification for shitty behaviour, or that anyone should be given further encouragement to push blame around

Rio: Sure but there’s exceptions 

Buster: that’s such a polite way to disagree

Rio: I don’t gain anything by judging anyone

Rio: have to make sure you’re perfect before you start that

Buster: Well, you are perfect, take the moral high ground as often as you like

Rio: That was smooth

Buster: it’s a fact

Rio: Did your parents have to get the earliest flight possible

Buster: They didn’t know I’d have a reason to want to stay this badly

Rio: True, can’t exactly bring it up for a reschedule either

Buster: No, but I could’ve brought you to the airport with me

Buster: I’m an idiot for not taking full advantage of this driver

Rio: Oh

Rio: why didn’t we think of that before now 🥺

Rio: I’m stupid for getting out the car

Buster: We weren’t thinking clearly

Rio: Impossible to

Buster: I forgive you for not being here, it’d be as impossible not to when I still can’t stop thinking about everything we did while I was there

Rio: I’d know you were lying if you tried to say otherwise

Buster: You’ve always been able to tell

Rio: maybe I just pay close attention to you

Buster: there’s no maybe

Rio: not now

Rio: no plausible deniability with you, at least

Buster: Oh, do you think it’s plausible to pretend there was ever a maybe?

Rio: Oi, that’s nothing to do with me, you just think everyone is always looking at you 😏

Buster: As I’m not totally oblivious, I notice the people who definitely are

Rio: It’s definitely now, is it?

Buster: you chose maybe, I didn’t

Rio: You know how I think about you, and how often

Buster: Remind me

Rio: I think that looking at you has always been enough to turn me on

Rio: for as long as I can remember 

Rio: which could be very inconvenient considering but I never minded 

Buster: [Tell her about how turned on you were the last time you saw her and have a lil reminisce, I won’t commit y’all cos we might wanna do it at some point as there’d obvs be a vibe if not also a full moment ™️ to end up here, I think it would’ve been Christmas, even if you bailed before nye to party with your flop friends, correct me if I’m wrong]

Rio: [I think it would deffo be Christmas, nothing else is big enough bar NYE and like you said, you’d both be with friends for that more likely]

Rio: You looked even better than the last time I saw you, I don’t know how it’s always possible for you to best yourself but 😾

Buster: I could say the same about you and managing to wear my jumper so well though

Rio: Almost as well as I’m wearing your watch now

Buster: and you will the lingerie when that arrives

Rio: you’ll be the first to know 

Buster: It’ll soften the blow of returning home

Rio: Distracting you from your studies sounds more interesting than my own

Buster: Being distracted sounds too tempting not to allow

Rio: You have to play too, you’ve heard the saying

Buster: but it’s undeniably almost as tempting to see what you’ll do if I ignored you again

Rio: Well that’s just mean

Buster: Come on, play along

Rio: maybe I will when you actually ignore me

Rio: risk you have to take, isn’t it

Buster: you’ve heard the saying, no risk, no reward

Rio: 🤞 babe

Buster: Wishing me luck implies you think I’ll need it, a belief I can’t and don’t share

Rio: 😏

Buster: How did you know that’s what my face looks like right now?

Rio: I got a pretty good look

Rio: not just across crowded rooms, like

Buster: Pretty good?

Buster: that isn’t good enough

Buster: [obvs sending her a pic like hey]

Rio: 😍😍😍

Rio: I can’t handle you

Buster: Not true, you’re the only girl who can

Rio: You ain’t gonna wish that weren’t true any time soon

Buster: I know

Rio: just like you’re not REALLY going to want to ignore me

Rio: right, daddy?

Buster: I included the almost for a reason, baby

Rio: 🥰

Rio: the walk back feels longer

Buster: The drive to the airport is too short though

Rio: what you get for paying for a decent service 

Rio: I’ll miss having you all to myself

Buster: I already miss you

Rio: It’s weird, I couldn’t miss you before

Rio: who knows when we’d see each other again

Buster: Christmas was the only real certainty 

Buster: and we couldn’t tell each other how much we did, if or when

Rio: definite risk, no idea on the reward, yeah

Buster: Some idea, still a foolish amount of risk

Rio: Not as much idea as you’d like

Buster: unfortunately

Rio: it’s different now

Buster: and we aren’t really gonna go back, I was just playing about ignoring you

Rio: You know I wouldn’t let you for long

Rio: only long enough to be fun

Buster: I know there are so many other ways we can have fun

Rio: I know you do, even if I wasn’t totally certain before tonight

Buster: Weren’t you?

Rio: Not saying I thought you were boring or anything

Buster: What are you saying?

Rio: Just that I didn’t know how fun you were, obviously

Buster: We both outdid ourselves tonight

Rio: agreed

Rio: No need to hold back now

Buster: agreed

Rio: so you can talk to me a bit when you’re on the plane, right?

Buster: Yeah, of course

Rio: 🥰 thank God

Buster: You should be thanking me

Rio: I intend to

Buster: yeah?

Rio: you don’t remember how I worshipped you?

Rio: that won’t do

Buster: I haven’t forgotten, that wouldn’t do either

Rio: I’ll still remind you

Buster: good

Rio: soon, don’t want any random thinking it’s for them

Buster: Where are you?

Rio: nearly at [the location of the party]

Buster: Well then I wouldn’t worry, nobody left there is gonna be capable of forming a coherent thought

Rio: That’s true for the whole town, I reckon 😏

Buster: except for us

Rio: You’re worth being sober for

Buster: Nobody has ever told me that before

Rio: Sounds like they’ve got a problem then

Buster: A drinking problem?

Buster: true for my whole town

Rio: If anything gets in the way of feeling good, what’s the point

Buster: It’s a pointless postcode which I don’t belong in

Rio: Couldn’t agree more, obviously 😋

Buster: You’re biased, about Trinity’s location and me

Rio: Me? 😇

Rio: not at all buzzing how long it’ll take you to be properly qualified either

Buster: absolutely not

Rio: You’ll like Trinity

Buster: [tell her the uni stats etc cos idk but you would before you accepted that offer]

Rio: I meant the atmosphere but that’ll undoubtedly help

Buster: Oh, I’m sure I’ll love the atmosphere

Rio: You’re adorable

Buster: Me?

Rio: Very

Rio: and I’m not just saying that because I’ve got here and everyone is, as predicted, a total state

Buster: or because I’d have insane FOMO if you don’t

Rio: you know damn well you’re the only person I actually want to be with right now

Buster: I feel the exact same, you know

Rio: I’m gonna go sit on the kitchen floor and think about you

Buster: You’re full of the best ideas

Rio: [pics to show as much]

Rio: feeling like the best/worst idea and I’d rather go with your analysis so

Buster: The choices we’ve made shows our judgement has been impeccable 

Rio: I can’t even remember how it happened but I couldn’t be happier it did, conscious choice or otherwise

Buster: It happened because I’m full of the best ideas too

Rio: okay, so tell me what I should do now

Buster: That depends on which of the kitchen floor moments were your favourite

Rio: How can I pick when it was all perfect 🥴

Buster: think really hard

Rio: I can only think about how your cum should be all over my face still

Buster: Look at the pics again

Rio: Fuck, okay

Buster: it was you that was perfect, don’t forget it

Rio: I can tell you think it, just looking at these pictures you took

Buster: Everybody thinks it, I just acted on the thought before any of them did

Rio: I only want you

Rio: you treat me right

Buster: How else can I expect to keep you?

Rio: I’m yours for a reason

Buster: and you’ll stay mine for a reason

Rio: when you rub my feet…

Buster: I should be, you’ve walked so far

Rio: it aches

Buster: my poor baby

Rio: I really, really need you to look after me

Buster: Without me to take care of you, you’re never gonna feel better

Rio: I can’t do anything right now I’m so overwhelmed

Buster: [this boy just sending her a v extra and ‘comforting’ voice note as if this driver doesn’t exist]

Rio: your voice is so sexy, you haven’t talked to me enough

Buster: [obvs gonna call her, again as if both of y’all are alone when you absolutely are not]

Rio: [just answering with 🥺 noises as if you’re incapable of anything more rn]

Buster: [giving even more comforting noises back because of course]

Rio: [‘Buster, I seriously miss you’ as if you were thinking we were playing like no, you gotta know]

Buster: [saying her name with ridiculous amounts of !! because hard same in case she didn’t know lol]

Rio: [just moaning in response to this ‘I want you back’ again like its not so obvious already]

Buster: [‘I want you here’ likewise as obvious and also totally impractical for her to be in this car rn, the poor driver is having to deal with enough but anyway]

Rio: [‘if I was there-’ with the oh the things I would do not needing to be said]

Buster: [I don’t need to be going into the graphic detail he is about the things he’d be doing if she was, we know damn well and Clove is barely letting me type rn as it is]

Rio: [being blatant about how this has made us feel and what we’re having to do about it]

Buster: [it’s clearly mutual despite Clove saying no saucy antics]

Rio: [‘I don’t even care how embarrassing it would be if anyone walked in on me’ ‘cos clearly]

Buster: [add to the number of approx peeps who have witnessed y’all being feral as if someone had, being like ‘[such and such] isn’t an embarrassing number’ because we all know y’all are about it] 

Rio: [‘but I’m alone this time’ like isn’t that what would make it cringe, even though we actually don’t think it is]

Buster: [‘No you aren’t’ because really trying to do the most to make it like y’all are together rn]

Rio: [make happy noises about it]

Buster: [in the spirit of what she said about getting walked in on and not caring, tell her about this poor driver’s reactions to y’all being feral as per]

Rio: [‘tell him I’m sorry’ in the least sorry voice of all time tbh]

Buster: [‘I���ll tell him to make a detour and pick you up’ just saying we don’t care if we miss our flight as if baze wouldn’t be like um wtf son]

Rio: [‘you know I’d love that’ because obviously we don’t think it’s going to happen]

Buster: [I simply can’t let it happen sir, this is night 1 there will be plenty of time for things like that, calm down lol ‘I know you love me’ because he was into it sis, however much he tried to be like you can take it back if you want lol lol]

Rio: [‘yeah’ like you’re so nonchalant and there’s no part of you freaking out over how he feels that you said that ‘you don’t want me to get married’]

Buster: [‘you don’t want to marry somebody else’ just hardcore saying she does wanna marry you there, bighead, where’s the lie but you didn’t have to say it atm]

Rio: [you can’t really clapback like yes I do because who so just making a noise like the cheek]

Buster: [‘you belong to and with me’ like that’s case closed]

Rio: [when that shamelessly turns you on to a ridiculous degree ‘alright, come pick me up’ like you must]

Buster: [‘What do you have to say first?’ do we mean please or ILY or both, shan’t elaborate]

Rio: [going with neither and parroting ‘I belong to and with you’ like it’s a contract]

Buster: [this nerd being so turned on about it, I have to lol, being loud like that’s remotely acceptable]

Rio: [‘it’s not right that I’m not there’ as if there’s anything y’all can do about it ‘you wanna spend more time with me, don’t you?’]

Buster: [‘yeah’ but there’s nothing nonchalant about it, it’s obvs indecent and he’s also obvs going into yet more graphic detail about how that time would be spent]

Rio: [‘I swear that’s all I wanna do’ getting louder ourself because we’re so !!]

Buster: [‘You’re so good at promises’ because how she sounds just is sending him, he’s dying over here]

Rio: [‘you make it really easy to want to give you everything’ no lie, we’re on the same level here]

Buster: [‘You make it possible to offer you everything you could ever want without turning me into a liar’ because will give you everything, you’ll see, gal]

Rio: [just have to call him daddy because too compromised in all the ways]

Buster: [calling her baby in response because simply must but we all know he’s feral about the d word so that’s coming out sounding indecent af]

Rio: [‘keep me’ with all the sincerity and urgency like you cannot just leave this at this point, even though we know you all can’t, you’d obviously still be slightly concerned in the AM you might change your mind]

Buster: [‘it’s all I wanna do’ as !! ‘keep you feeling like this’ as if that makes it any less sincere or you can remotely pretend it’s just in a saucy manner]

Rio: [‘I will do anything for you’ so seriously like name it and it’s done lmao because we just wanna scream ILY at you at this point]

Buster: [‘say it’ because honey he wants to hear her scream ILY at him, can’t and won’t even pretend otherwise in this moment]

Rio: [we know what you mean and that gets to us like nothing else could so we are saying it but it’s amazing it comes out at all for how indecent a tone we are having to say it in]

Buster: [we all remember it making him cum the first time she said it so there’s no way it isn’t going to this time when she’s not only saying it again but being that extra about it, fully losing it in this car, soz to that man driving]

Rio: [which will in turn make you cum gal so excuse us, this party, we aren’t soz and it cannot be helped, here attempting to catch our breath]

Buster: [likewise so I love that you’re breathing together v dramatically on this phone lol, thank god he didn’t actually insist on the car being turned around cos how awks]

Rio: [gonna say you have to hang up this call to talk to someone who has walked in, whether they’re being like can u stop or flirty about it]

Buster: [both are realistic and feasible scenarios depending on the type of person strolling in, meanwhile this boy just sending her a pic of the mess he is in after all that, shamelessly and unrepentant]

Rio: 🤤

Rio: gimme

Buster: I swear I can feel your tongue on me

Rio: I wish I could taste you

Buster: I’ll do it for you

Rio: did I mention I fucking love you

Buster: [sending her a lil video of that moment for no reason except to be feral and so he can also react to the ILY because never over it]

Rio: I swear you aren’t real, you’re so perfect

Buster: Everything you could ever want, that’s what I said, and I’m a man of my word

Rio: How do you know exactly what I want though

Buster: because we’re soulmates, remember, I told you that too

Rio: how could I forget that

Buster: don’t

Rio: never ever

Buster: Rio

Rio: Yeah?

Buster: I’m basically at the airport

Rio: it’s okay

Buster: okay isn’t the word

Rio: no but I can’t say how gutted I am without sounding hysterical

Buster: I don’t know what to say and speechless for me might as well be hysterical

Rio: I won’t tell if you don’t

Buster: you can’t and neither can I

Rio: is that a good or a bad thing for you?

Buster: It’s a little jarring, given that this is the first thing in my life I won’t be bragging about after the fact, but I like having you as my secret more than I care about scoring points with people who are soon to be totally irrelevant

Rio: that’s logical

Rio: and you have so much else to brag about

Buster: exactly, why would I chalk it up to any kind of loss for staying between us when it’s actually the opposite

Rio: secrets are fun, if your friends didn’t suck so hard, you’d know

Buster: I can be myself with you, even if that’s bordering on hysterical

Rio: Not a word I’d choose but still, of course you can

Buster: it hasn’t been an of course before, with anyone else

Rio: People can be hard to trust

Rio: like you said, there’s security in this, neither of us can say anything without blowing our own shit up with it, and why would we do that

Buster: I don’t think you would betray my trust, under any circumstances, these are unusual but if they were more conventional and you had the option to, you still couldn’t

Buster: it isn’t who you are

Rio: I mean, yeah, I would never do that to you, I can’t imagine wanting to do that to hurt you for any reason

Rio: you wouldn’t do it either, we couldn’t have taken the risk if we really thought that was a possibility

Buster: That was never where the risk came from, no

Rio: we won’t get caught

Buster: I’ve done worse, you can rely on me

Rio: Fucking you whilst they were all in the building was so good, we can’t get caught because I need it again and again

Buster: We won’t

Buster: I had you up against the cellar door and nobody on the other side of it realised

Rio: I screamed your name so many times

Buster: I need that again and again

Rio: I don’t care who else is around then, or how close

Buster: I don’t give a fuck how close this airport is, all I can think about is making you scream

Rio: you’re so thoughtful, baby

Buster: you’re so important to me

Rio: your favourite

Buster: my girl

Rio: your soulmate

Buster: my perfect match

Rio: made for you

Buster: blood, like you said

Rio: you can fuck me forever, there’s no going anywhere, we’ll always be family

Buster: Jesus, I’ll miss my flight whilst waiting outside the airport if you don’t stop turning me on

Rio: I’ll try to behave, even though nothing about that really makes me want to

Buster: behaving could mean making me cum for the last time

Rio: protecting my reputation and halo like I’m not debating all the ways you can make me scream with our family there

Buster: You’re my angel, not theirs

Buster: and you know how badly I want to do every way

Rio: you like it as much as I do, that’s why you’re touching yourself again, just like I am

Buster: I love it

Rio: no one else should be able to touch me, not when you’re the one who’s always turned me on the most

Buster: they’re not anymore

Rio: you want me just for you, tell me 

Buster: any cunt who lays a hand on you will lose the use of it and I’ll break their jaw if they even try to kiss you

Rio: I’m so in love with you

Rio: too bad I’ll never see it because I’m solely yours now

Buster: I can always go for eye sockets when they look, if you wanna see how I feel about you

Rio: I wanna see you fight, can I

Buster: I’d let you watch every single one, be in London all the time

Rio: move me in

Buster: fuck you in each room of the house

Rio: I want you to be thinking about me wherever you are

Buster: I already am

Rio: every room, yeah

Buster: You know I’m obsessed with you

Rio: you can be all I think about, keep this up

Buster: I could travel back to America or anywhere I’ve been before or have yet to go to and I’d still have thoughts of nothing else

Rio: I’m yours before I’m anything else, you know that was true the moment you touched me

Buster: You didn’t need to touch me to make me yours, I haven’t been anyone’s the way I am for you

Rio: Buster

Buster: none of it means a thing, I thought I wasn’t being real because it’s all too shallow for any depth of feeling, and that’s true, but it was also because I was waiting for you

Rio: there’s nothing fake or shallow about this

Rio: you have to fuck me forever to make up for the fact you had to ever wait

Buster: And I feel like I could love you for that alone, never mind the rest

Rio: I don’t need you to say it, you show it

Buster: words get twisted, I twist them, manipulate conversations however I like, whenever it suits me

Rio: you’re intentional, you said I can have everything I need, what more could I possibly ask for

Buster: Ask and it’s yours, it’s as simple as that

Rio: I know, daddy

Buster: We could have it all, I believe that would be as easy

Rio: you do?

Buster: don’t you?

Rio: I wanna

Buster: I’ll show you, the world was mine and now it’ll be ours

Rio: Okay, show me

Buster: I’ll put a ring on every finger, you couldn’t get married to some other cunt if you were desperate to

Rio: fuck, do it

Buster: you can have the first at Easter, I’ll bring it with me

Rio: you know why I want it, yeah

Rio: not because I’m a golddigger 

Buster: You’ll be richer than me, babe, the content you’re gonna put out, I’m not worried about you being interested in my wallet

Rio: I’ll give you your share

Buster: I’ll earn it, or it isn’t my share at all

Rio: You know what I mean

Rio: only fair if you’re half of what they’re there to see

Buster: I know it won’t be hard work doing any of it with you

Rio: I should hope not!

Buster: You’re adorable 

Rio: Yeah, I am

Buster: I’d do it for free but I’ll take my share and save for a house I seriously can move you into

Rio: 😍

Rio: If only

Buster: it’ll happen

Rio: but there’s no point moving me there now

Buster: I didn’t say I would, we can do loads better

Rio: I don’t mind coming to see you in halls

Buster: I should hope not, babe

Rio: 😏 just saying, probably the only way I’m experiencing it

Buster: There’s nothing stopping you going when you’ve achieved your other goals, you’re more than intelligent and hardworking enough

Rio: yeah well

Buster: I’m just saying, you could do it

Rio: I’d rather be distracted by you though

Buster: Well that’s easily arranged

Rio: go on then

Buster: [sending her the hotel booking confirmation he’s just done for where they said they wanted to stay at Easter, soz you won’t get to do it, huns]

Rio: I’m going to buy so many pretty things to wear for you

Rio: like now, too excited to wait

Buster: Good, it’ll keep you busy, I’ve got a flight to catch and I’d hate for you to think I’ve started ignoring you

Rio: Thanks for the warning, babe

Rio: I won’t go hysterical now 😘

Buster: [do go and do that sir so there’s obvs a pause here]

Buster: I like you hysterical

Rio: You missed it

Buster: I’ve missed you

Rio: [the number of days it is ‘til Easter] to go

Buster: You counted

Rio: I had time

Buster: How did shopping go?

Rio: I’ve made a start

Rio: but you aren’t getting any clues

Buster: Why not?

Rio: because it’s a surprise of course

Buster: but since you’ve only made a start there’ll be surprises left

Rio: 😖 rude when you know I can’t say no to you

Buster: It’d be both insulting and ridiculous if you wanted to say no to me

Rio: I don’t wanna

Rio: [send him some of the purchases you have made, you know the vibe, nothing practical]

Buster: I’m really proud of you

Rio: 😳 stop it

Buster: no, I am

Rio: you like what I chose for you, daddy?

Buster: very much

Rio: Good thing I know what you like

Buster: You’ve proved it and yourself

Rio: well, you have good taste

Buster: I know

Rio: Are you in the air yet?

Buster: [send her a pic of whatever part of the airport process you’re at idk cos I’m disabled and have to be there ages early and am also not rich, realistically I’m sure you’re on the plane already]

Rio: 🛫☁️💭🛬

Buster: Are you still in your friend’s kitchen?

Rio: Thereabouts, yeah, when I wanna go to sleep, I’ll probably go to the pub or somewhere, no point trying to get to mine

Buster: I don’t know whether to be impressed or offended that I haven’t tired you out yet

Rio: Be impressed, that works for me and you

Buster: Good answer

Rio: I like the idea of you being impressed with me 

Buster: I have been for as long as I can remember

Rio: You know you’re impressive, so I don’t know what I can say for the same effect

Buster: Don’t you know you are?

Rio: I don’t think I am yet, not that it’ll never happen

Buster: You are, and you’re allowed to acknowledge it while striving for more, it’s the kind of attitude that’ll only help you get there

Rio: You’re a good motivator

Buster: I’m just stating a fact, you’re a business woman, at our age that’s impressive

Rio: I’ve barely started but thank you

Buster: nevertheless, you’ve started, instead of sitting around talking about what you might do

Rio: Talking is just that, we both know that

Buster: yeah, and most people are all talk

Rio: definitely

Rio: it’s hard to relate to my friends like that

Buster: I don’t relate to mine either

Rio: You’ll find them

Rio: school is just, the dickheads you live near, you know

Buster: absolutely, and it’s almost over

Rio: Thank God

Buster: We’re both ready to move on, plenty of those friends aren’t

Rio: it’s sad, how some people are already clinging on so tight before its even over

Buster: sad as in embarrassing, sure

Rio: A lot of people get lost in their 20s, as long as they sort it eventually, then we can say embarrassing not sad

Buster: As long as I don’t have to express sympathy toward or interest in said people during their 20s, they can waste their own time and opportunities however they want

Rio: Not the friends I had pictured for you, no 😏

Buster: I appreciate that, babe

Rio: I’m not that bitch, anymore than you would let me tell you what to do

Buster: I’m not opposed to you telling me what to do

Rio: oh yeah?

Buster: there’s a definite time and place for it

Rio: Interesting

Buster: Think about it

Rio: I am

Buster: What would you like me to do then?

Rio: Is now the time and place? 🤔

Buster: You’d rather wait until we’re together again?

Rio: On the one hand, yes, because there’s more I could have you do but on the other, maybe I’ll be too shy then

Buster: Well now I’m not going to be able to stop thinking about how stunning you look when you’re blushing

Rio: [an adorable selfie]

Buster: I’m never gonna get over how fucking beautiful you are

Rio: It’s mutual

Rio: I keep looking at everything I have of you

Buster: Same, plus everything else you’ve posted, which is an unfair amount of content in my favour compared to what I’ve given you, and I would feel bad about if I didn’t already feel a completely different way

Rio: It is entirely unfair and if it wasn’t my only desire to make you feel that way I’m sure your feeling, I would insist you felt sorry for me right now

Buster: At least you can’t demand it by looking at me 🥺 because I honestly can’t resist when you do 

Rio: that’s a really smart way to ask me to send you more and more photos

Rio: [do a 🥺 photoshoot]

Buster: You’ve given me such vivid flashbacks [and obvs he’s recounting every time during their feral antics that she’s made that face but I’m not gonna go back and re-read rn so I can list them lol]

Rio: Vivid is the word

Buster: and I’m so turned on right now that it’s bringing back the memory of how wet you were for my bulge and your reaction to the tip of me

Rio: I’m as wet as that from nothing but the memory now too

Rio: you have such a hold on me, you know

Buster: I wanna hear you

Rio: [send that voicenote]

Buster: Jesus

Rio: good thing you remembered headphones

Buster: True, but it’s a shame some passengers would notice me using your underwear as a gag

Rio: another reason to earn private flight sort of money if I ever heard one

Buster: And book a [huge number here because the whole point is they can hook up for ages uninterrupted whilst still ending up at a destination they’d wanna be at] hour flight to [the boujee destination that he knows from her socials she hasn’t been before and he obvs hasn’t either for that first]

Buster: [then just describing said holiday under the guise of all the saucy antics they are gonna do on this long af flight and at the hotel and every landmark cos that’s the mood y’all are in rn but we both know underneath that you’re not at all casually planning a romantic summer holiday cos it’s never just horny nonsense]

Rio: That would be perfect

Rio: you are

Rio: say we really can

Buster: Of course we can

Rio: and we can [add more sexual exploits you’ve somehow thought up]

Buster: [add some more of your own too, boy, you’re both extra bitches]

Rio: alright, lets do it

Rio: I can take a solo vacation, no one will be asking questions about that

Buster: We’ll have both earned it after acing our exams 

Rio: I’m going to have to knuckle down

Rio: I haven’t always been that focused

Buster: You haven’t always had me rewarding you

Rio: exactly 😋

Rio: everything used to be more drama before this year too, when most of us realised none of that really matters, you know

Buster: Too many people have their priorities all wrong 

Rio: you’re telling me

Buster: but I’d rather tell you more about mine and how right they are 

Rio: I’m certainly not opposed 

Buster: [make some more plans for y’all’s summer that I won’t commit you to rn cos we can decide when we get there lol]

Rio: it’s the first summer of the rest of our lives

Rio: full freedom

Buster: You know we don’t have to wait until summer to do whatever we want though, tonight was the beginning of that

Rio: ‘course but all we wanna do will be easier living in the same city

Buster: What do you wanna do first?

Rio: tonight, or when you live here?

Buster: Tell me both 

Rio: I’ll tell you anything you wanna know

Rio: tonight I just want to keep going, not lose any of it, make sure it’s real

Rio: when you live here, I’ll have to take you out properly, show you what you’ve been missing out on, convince you how much you need me

Buster: Haven’t I convinced you yet how much I need you?

Rio: Never hurts to be doubly sure

Buster: I’ll do whatever it takes to make you as sure as you want

Rio: you know I’m sure too

Buster: yeah, I do

Rio: I told you

Buster: And you know you can tell me anything

Rio: Might take a while to get my head around but yeah, right back at you

Buster: A lot of what’s happened could have that effect if you let it

Rio: potentially

Rio: not going to change my mind though

Buster: good, don’t

Rio: we’re a bit past that

Buster: Ordinarily we would be, but like I said when you said you love me, all normal bets are off as it’s just me and you who can and do have any idea where we are and what we’re doing there

Rio: Well yeah, but we can’t just pretend to ourselves like it didn’t happen

Buster: We haven’t had that luxury for a long time

Rio: okay, true

Rio: I can promise you I have 0 desire to go back to how it was 

Buster: I swear I have no desire to either

Rio: I believe you

Rio: you’re not an idiot

Buster: I believe you

Buster: you’ve obviously learnt from your previous terrible relationships

Rio: that’s not fair, I can’t judge you for your crap choices

Buster: I’m not judging you, I’m judging them, which you’re perfectly within your rights and welcome to do

Rio: only if I had time or inclination to go through your tagged pics

Buster: you don’t need to pretend you haven’t

Rio: Shh

Buster: we’re definitely past that, babe

Rio: anyway, not all my boyfriends have been shit

Buster: Bullshit

Rio: you’re hot when you’re jealous

Buster: I am, but there’s nothing to be jealous of where your ex boyfriends are concerned

Rio: 😏

Rio: maybe not now

Buster: not at any point

Rio: that’s just mean

Rio: they’d touched me and you hadn’t

Buster: I could’ve while you were with them though and they can’t now you’re with me

Rio: not just them

Buster: exactly

Rio: you said with you

Buster: I did

Rio: 🥰

Buster: [a pic that’s like the equivalent of that and v 😍 just because and also if you were making summer holiday plans for a while there I could realistically say you’re getting off this short af flight and it not just be blatantly just a we’re on page 29 shh move]

Rio: that was too fast

Buster: Remember what a short flight it is when you’re waiting for me to show up for Easter

Rio: Who knew you were so positive 

Buster: You should know I’m in a good mood

Rio: I like to see it

Buster: and you like how much credit you can take for it

Rio: it helps

Buster: I’m glad because you’re gonna have to stay positive yourself while I’m heading home

Rio: I get it

Rio: no privacy in a car filled with your fam

Buster: I’ll talk to you soon, hold me to it

Rio: You will

Buster: yeah

Rio: talk soon then 🤎

Buster: Goodnight, Rio

Rio: Buster

Buster: I know

Rio: Sweet dreams then

Buster: you too, baby