#‘read the room’ shut uppppppppp

[duncebento]

this is a stupid way to reply to that post because first of all it’s only tangentially relevant but beyond that u honestly should know how to respond to a fat person getting fitted for a dress if that’s literally part of your job. i had to measure a girl for a corset once who was apologizing abt her weight, and it was very easy to assuage her and also to point out that corsets generally look great on ppl with her body type because they’re able to fill them out better. that’s just an example anyway. or try smiling up at them and saying “i have a rule that you’re not allowed to be mean to your body while you’re here.” SOMETHING rather than just chuckling awkwardly in implied agreement (or the “i don’t think you’re that fat” that i’m sure many people attempt) like idk. do u not understand why so many fat ppl would feel a compulsion to apologize while showing you their bodies?? well maybe not since the cherry on top is of course the quirky mention of them being far too skinny to relate

[ashironie]

tmagp ep 18/may 28

OH MY GOD MY FRIEND WAS READING THE SCRIPT AND AHHHHH

“GWEN (absolutely losing it) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

SHE BOUTA GET SO MUCH TRAUMA IM SO EXCITED

okokokok starting now

incident elements: -strong language

ohhhhh starvation

ah alex is doing the intro hope the case is norris

ohhhh wouldn’t it be cool if there was no case? what lore happens IS the case?

i’d allow that

oh celia? alice mumbling? ALICE!!! TEDDY!!!

Alice you girlfail

teddy is the jobless friend that you just randomly find in your life that you have no clue what their doing at the store buying coal, baby food (they don’t have a baby and are not expecting), and ten boxes of plastic bags

Sam? ew lena

SAM FUCK HER UP FUCK HER UP! PUNCH HER!!!

he’s nervous around you you fuck

i hate lena

uggggghgghhhhh it’s called being kind and sociable, at least when gwen does it she’s purposely being a bitch

you don’t know your own employee’s kids name???

actually that’s fair

i just hate her

that interaction is making me love sam more

OH MY GOD ITS THAT GUY!!!

what’s his name

AUGUSTUS!!!!!! that’s not how you spell it is it?

i hope this is so fucked up

is this the drowned victim?

nah, i don’t think the drowned died of dehydration

OH MY GOD WAIT IS THE BOUTA BE ALIVE? I WAS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT MY SISTER ABOUT HER TALKING TO DEAD BODIES (she wants to become a pathologist, aka someone who dissects dead bodies to know more about illnesses)

SPIDERS! ROTTING!! TOO MANY ROOMS!!!

mother???? the web?

wait alone?

it?

dreaming?

finding?

corridors?

maybe it’s a ritual???

QUESTIONS???? LIKE A CERTAIN ARCH—

god i hope alice doesn’t hear this. agustie’s kinda a bitch

end of statement soon :(

it’s getting more robotic but he isn’t getting less emotional? oh no he is dw

wait was he lying? how can he lie???

thank god alice want listening

Sam shut the fuck up

she doesn’t need to know

knowledge isn’t always power my man, not when you have very little of it

she so can just ignore this, she’s been doing this for years

she kinda slayed that

like how that woman got slayed—

SAME SHUT UPPPPPPPPP

who is that???

i’m gonna kill lena

GWENNIEEEE!!!!

Alice pleeeeeaaaaase don’t poke the bear

GWEN OPENING UP????

FINALLY SAM HAS A GOOD THING TO SAY!!!

YES YES YES FINALLY OPENING UP!!!!

BRING UP BONZO!!!! YES SHES BRINGING UP BONZO

sam i’m going to fucking kill you im going to murder you dead im going to fucking stab you i’m murdering you as we speak i hate you more than lena for this moment

Sam go kill yourself

Gwennie are you ok?

GEORGIE!!!!!

Celia :)

So jack is real

OH GEORGIE GETS IT!

georgie c:

i hope she’s able to date melanie :)

PJ PARTY PJ PARTY THATS THE NEXT FIC IM WRITING!!!!