#“What about Lifty x Petunia” that is a bisexual woman and her gay best friend but that’s another conversation for another time | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

curi0uscreature · 4 months

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* Ships like Petunia x Shifty or Nutty are so funny to me but not because of the possibilities of them working out but because Petunia would spray BOTH of those guys with bug repellent. CLEARLY you do not know her

#ESPECIALLY Shifty. Animal aside I know he reeks of cigarette buds #Nutty would probably smell like pure sugar. Nobody knows how it’s possible but it’s displeasing to say the least #“What about Lifty x Petunia” that is a bisexual woman and her gay best friend but that’s another conversation for another time #Anyway Petunia would wear a hazmat suit if she ever had direct contact with Shifty. That man has been in a dumpster for an episode #cw htf #cw happy tree friends #htf #trevor.txt #oatmeal thoughts

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