#“You better! No lady is going to date a married man Peepers! Time's a-wastin'!”

[ultravioart]

Here's the scene: A grandiose event where villains get together, to boast and mingle, to exchange contacts, to Ted-Talk and ego boost their way to fame. A villain-expo/grammies of sorts, and Evil-con, if you will. During a board meeting involving the more so "intellectually inclined"(nerdy and self-absorbed) villains around the galaxy, there is a discussion involving long term planning and evil scheming which leads to discussing financial planning for retirement and family and so on so forth. Eventually Peepers is asked a question regarding Lord Hater's longevity, which leads to further extremely personal questions, which Peepers takes with secondhand embarrassment inducing grace, ultimately leading to Peepers responding, "Have I heard of MLM? Why the Hater empire practically runs on it!" and everyone is all surprised, and quite intrigued, and so Peepers, high on the attention and the fact that people are taking him seriously for once, goes on and on an embarrassingly long time about the intricacies and benefits and gains of "MLM" scheming but gets odd looks or halfhearted disagreements and so Peepers spouts out, "Oh come on, are you REALLY a villain if you haven't dabbled in MLM at least once in your career?" ending in a haunty scoff only Peepers could perfectly execute so smugly, so ruefully, so 10/10-fully. Cut to Sylvia casually sipping a drink as Peepers vents, pathetically sobbing: "I THOUGHT THEY MEANT MULTI LEVEL MARKETING!!"