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[one-time-i-dreamt]

Instead of it saying ‘secret third thing’ on polls, it said 'fuck you, I’m gay.’

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. May will bring blessings.

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[deloveusion]

kissing someone and feeling their smile against your lips is so cute

[copepods]

once again saying confessions accounts should not be for simply stating your controversial opinion on a ship or fandom or just to like complain about something fandom related or whatever. confession accounts should only be for the real stuff. the good stuff. if you’re not about to tell me you gave birth in dream smp cosplay i don’t want to fucking hear it

[sonicrainbooms]

getting hit by a truck would hurt me less than hearing these lines

[flowing-between-space]

give me your soaked panties so I can wrap them around my cock and jerk off with them while you sit on my face

[thoughtcascades]

person: “wtf is wrong with u?”

me: u mean today or like in general?

[passionpeachy]

crochet community almost damn near beat me to death for calling knitting needles "crochet needles". I deserved it

[sandinmybed]

dan and phil are embracing the proud tradition of being clearly in a long term relationship but "society says they were very good friends." it's the longstanding tradition of being your uncle and his roommate the confirmed bachelors, who have lived together for many years and mysteriously never married anyone. its queer culture x

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I gave birth at a They Might Be Giants concert that was being held in a shopping mall and they forced me to name the child John.

[aropride]

typing speed test

reblogging with a poll for people on mobile as well

[paper-mario-wiki]

i fucking wish i could just play and post about video games but unfortunately we got slow frog boiled into fascism and my stupid ass knows spreading anti-authority propaganda is the best use of my blog!!!!! god dammit!!!!!!!!

anyhow, i'd like to remind you that voting is the most passive and unreliable way to participate in politics and as always encourage you to organize, or become part of a demonstration near you, to enact change. the terrible things that are happening in our world are physical, and tangible. consequently, the best thing you can do is take physical action directly.

[kinard-buckley]

"buck can't stay with his first man, he needs to explore" nothing to say he can't explore within a committed relationship.

also it's not like he'll lose his bisexuality if he doesn't renew it at the bisexual headquarters or something. he will still be attracted to more than one gender, regardless of who he ends up with (or doesn't end up with). he could decide to be celibate after he and tommy break up at the commendation ceremony and never have sex with anyone ever again and still be bisexual.

[s-lycopersicum]

My graphics card is angry at me for finally playing a "real" game in so long and refuses to raise the fan speed even when overheating, preventing me from stripping Eorzea clean of all the flax I can get my hands on.

[sonicrainbooms]

she! kept! lula!