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firehandlerfred · 1 year

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My parents decided to watch fast and furious (the ninth one), and in 30min the laws of physics have been destroyed so much I'm waiting for aliens to show up or smtg

I Can't believe the space launch WASN'T the least believable part of this shitshow

#spoilers if you care about that stuff #but like goddamn #stormtrooper aim is not enough to explain how shit these soldiers are #also gravity is a button next to the heated seats in all the crew cars #inertia is not real either #“that was new” letti honey you have a concussion stfu #this magnet can fuck off kindly #plot convenience thy name is electromagnet

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