#“this isn't helping the egg allegations 🤓” good you're right I just hate everything about myself too much to admit it | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

lynxgirlpaws · 8 months

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My dad will just casually say some shit like "wow you have big hands ^^" "your facial hair grows in so fast :)" "you're so solid sir" and even strangers will be like "you . Do you play sports you look like you should play sports" like haha wow thanks I hate. all of these things! I will not tell you though, for secret reasons.

#also the diplomacy of getting my hair cut is horrid #me strategically only having my facial hair cut down not all the way since I also don't want any hair trying to grow down cut #so that I don't set off any alarm bells and have explaining to d- and he's cut it off anyways #god DAMNIT why can't my hair just cooperate faster lmfao stop growing out grow down stop dreading please just go down plea #i grow very weary #anyways shower time #gonna fight my hair (comb it [it is very hard to comb and it is going to hurt a lot])#“this isn't helping the egg allegations 🤓” good you're right I just hate everything about myself too much to admit it #blehh #you ain't reading these tags anyways #unless you are #oh #err #hi didn't expect you to be here sory form leaving so early km sweayinh noe i shower bye

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