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bg3smash-or-pass · 3 months

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#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #ascended gale #bg3 smash or pass #smash or pass #poll #baldur's gate iii #bg3 gale #baldurs gate gale #bgiii #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #nobody’s paying enough attention to realize I tagged the regular gale post with ‘Gale dekarios’ but not this one #unless you are #secret deep tag reader you #alt forms #companions

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tinkerbitch69 · 6 months

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SPOILER WARNING FOR ALAN SCOTT: GREEN LANTERN #5!!!

Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #5 by Tim Sheridan with art by Cian Tormey

So the latest issue of the Alan Scott series introduced these guys, a team of soviet supervillains called The Crimson Host who are all empowered by the same source as the golden age Red Lantern. Cool. Awesome. Love it.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut…

WHY THE HELL AREN’T THEY CALLED THE RED ARMY???!!! COME ON, TIM, HOW DID YOU NOT THINK OF THIS???!!!

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rat-ceo · 11 months

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i call this one: liver gumbo

#this man has never felt joy and decided to make that his whole thing #cat #i dont have much to say. hes not very good looking #i think hes single #not that youd be interested #unless you are #but thats none of my business

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starredforlife · 2 months

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hello for those planning on voting for kamala harris. could y’all start emailing or calling her specifically to pressure her to stop the genocide. even if you’re a decided voter, mention you are undecided and that this is the issue you would flip on. here I’ll leave a link where you can email

#quit yelling at regular people to vote blue and start contacting her office #definitely send personal letters if you can #star’s thoughts #usapol #you can make it abt not wanting us to spend more money overseas yadda yadda #they aren’t going to change unless they feel the pressure that they could lose because of it #kamala harris

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cleaverqueer · 6 months

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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

#this is a joke unless you take it too seriously and get mad #then its genuine

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wizard-laundry · 2 months

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QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.

#EDIT: clarified the particular section's coverage #unless of course that recent supreme court ruling made it more difficult.. the Counterman v Colorado case #better to play it safe #not all memes are created equal and some are probably less likely to get you in trouble however i wouldn't put it past someone #to at the very least report you to the feds if they don't like what they see #let's see how many people are going to use this to push for trump even harder #no gun control of course

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dendrochronologies · 8 months

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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.#i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!!#maya angelou #FAVE #editing #*r #god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD #'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN'#notifications are off for this besties 💗#i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️#also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!

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prawnlegs · 5 months

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I'm always seeing this sentiment of "I have got to make my art weirder" or people begging for weirder art but here's the thing, Weird is not a brand. You cannot rack your brains trying to figure out the "Weird" formula. You don't get weird art by artificially forcing whatever you think is "weird." You get weird art (and I think "weird" is sometimes people groping for a way of saying non-corporatized) by figuring out what you like, deep down, even (especially) if you think it's embarrassing and wallowing in it like a pig

#your art! is not! a brand!!!#i mean unless you want it to be but personally no thanks

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imliterallybeggingyou · 1 month

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Elephant in the room time! I’d like to give a summary for everyone here.

I think we have all been waiting for someone to dig up something about Tim Walz, and what they found is a DUI from 1995.

Tim Walz was still a teacher at the time. He was with his friends, watching college football. He chose to drive home, and was pulled over for going 96mph in a 55. He was charged and fined.

Directly afterwards, he tried to resign from his teaching job out of guilt for his actions. He felt terrible, he felt disappointed in himself, and thought he didn’t have the right to teach or be a coach because of it. The principal pushed back immediately, asking him to stay. The principal refused to let him resign.

11 years later he became a member of Congress. 30 years later, he still hasn’t touched alcohol.

His drink of choice is Diet Mountain Dew.

Trump supporters are seemingly oblivious to the hypocrisy of their criticism of Walz. It has been 30 years since Walz was charged with his only misdemeanor. In May of this year, Trump was convicted of 34 felonies.

#us politics #tim walz #donald trump #kamala harris #2024 presidential election #ranting in the tags #I work/have worked with so many people with duis #they dont ruin your life or define your character unless you are a repeat offender or cause a major accident #this entire situation is ridiculous. as someone who had an alcoholic family member and a cousin who is disabled from a drunk driver #his charge is incredibly light

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sangrefae · 3 months

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i love getting to see day one expac launch bugs such as "eating pizza breaks male au ra faces" and "syrcus tower now has savage level difficulty mechanics"

#ffxiv #chattering #dawntrail #the amon thing is soooooo funny to me #to non ffxiv players: essentially there's a bug right now #where a Very Essential Mechanic just. doesnt work #said Very Essential Mechanic is important to shield players from an instakill raidwide attack #so the entire party is just immediately wiped #and unless you get the entire party of 24 strangers to work together #(let healers die first rez then wait to accept during instakill)#you literally can't finish the raid #this is one of the lowest level raids available btw.#its so funny to me

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ionomycin · 6 months

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#artists on tumblr #the horrors are neverending #by horrors i mean waking up early and going to work #even though i currently work from home #i remember alarms going off at 7am like it was yesterday #waking up early when it's pitch black outside and going out into the cold is torture #every day i dread the day i have a 7am alarm again #you never really escape it unless you're crazy rich #the horrors persist and always lurk behind the corner #can we make working from home the norm...

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le-faon · 6 months

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pleased to announce that starting next month(?) i will be having exactly one party a month and yes it will be fun and no you aren't invited (except the few of you that are but i won't be saying who it's like so top secret and exclusive)‼️

#rant post #party #tea party #super excited #exclusive #woohoo #you aren't invited lolllll #unless you are #there will be cake #fresh cake even #cake #birthday cake #birthday #happy borthday #once a month #yes a party #but only once #per month

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maileater · 6 months

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At this point I think artists should should just accept commission payments by mailed checks and cut out the electronic payment processors.

#dont actually do this if you arent willing to give away your name and address btw #unless you are #then I cant stop you

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captain-mozzarella · 6 months

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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

#what im saying is that if one jedi is mad at another #they will serve tea in a normal store bought boring looking teacup and not the wonky colourful child made ones #like they can feel the joy an creativity flow from the cups in the force amd it just makes tea time just so much better #so receiving tea in a store bought cup feels more lifeless (unless its a gift from a friend outside the temple or sth idk)#you know youve made it as a jedi when a youngling gifts you a teacup #yoda has multiple of those vitrine shelves to showcase his gigantic collection #Star Wars #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #shaak ti #plo koon #yoda #jedi council #mozza draws

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madohomurat · 10 months

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trans women are everywhere and are so eager to be seen and heard but only if they feel safe around you. if you hardly ever have trans women interacting with you, especially online, then consider there might be a reason for that and you should address it

#the same thing happens with black people #black people are everywhere! especially online! black gay and black trans people!#but when your community is suspiciously devoid of them then theres something wrong and you need to acknowledge it #even if its not intentional you need to think about how theres minority groups who do not feel safe around you at face value #this is why loud and outright support and solidarity is so important #black people and trans people and etc minority groups will assume you are unsafe unless you explicitly state otherwise #you can't just sit there and say 'well they didnt approach us so its not our fault for not including them!'#like did you TRY to get them to approach you??#cy texts

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allgremlinart · 10 months

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doxxing yourself is such a relative thing cus there are people who like dont wanna tell anyone that they're from Virginia or wherever but I'll have mutuals who have no issue saying they're from Ireland and Ireland is like WAY smaller than Virginia. like I could probably find you with a bicycle and some effort

#this isnt a threat ireland mutuals #unless you want it to be

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