#…and farfale noodles which are objectively the best shape…
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…why did my mom buy the pasta sauce with added plant protein?
#shut up em#jokes on her i found the jar and there’s no way i’m eating that shit#added calories and protein? fuck no.#she also made me 2 (TWO) vegan chicken pattie’s and garlic bread….#…and farfale noodles which are objectively the best shape…#….and when she came home from grocery shopping and saw what i did to the fridge she left again…#…and made me pasta for dinner which she knows i always eat…#is she fucking catching on? i swear to god dude.#ed thoughts
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