#⌇watching the mess ( 𝘿𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 )

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This is why he can't work efficiently. He's surrounded with brats. A bunch of marmocchio...

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Now he wants the deadliest kiss possible... 

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“Oh my, sounds dangerous to be around you. Tell me more~” He rolled back on his belly, gently playing pretty boy to get attention. 

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He couldn’t believe that this kind of creature could have the slightest power in this world. The bar was so low. 

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“Quite funny for such a player in general to have a poker up his arse...” Oliver rolled his eyes. “And it’s a freaking ESCORT judging that.” / @cantuscorvi​

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"If you all want to become cat boys, I can help with the body modification."

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“Some scoundrels around here are far too comfortable sharing their bedroom preferences.” He huffed, peering at the dash with a judgmental stare. “But what could we expect from a clown in feathers.” 

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“Did someone say biting?” 

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Waking to a dash full of boobs... You all need Jesus... (nice tits y'all, that's coming from Enel)

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Why is there a talking cunt on the dash? 

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Luffy: *gives a nib to try the lipstick*

Ace: "Luffy, no!" *proceeds to bite the lipsticks differently to show how it's done*

Sabo, watching them: 👁👄👁

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@umbrx​ 

he wasted an opportunity to call them a circus of feathers XD

The only opportunity he wasted was to save himself those precious thirty seconds writing a comment about them.

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This was EXACTLY his point, it doesn’t look good on HIM.