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don't mind her, she's just going to stare at him for a bit. and if it's the same way predator animals look at their prey then it's just a coincidence. / sprawls my whole self across your askbox. it's free real estate to me 💃

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     ma'am i am not deli meat (yet) ↳ @sanctpyre.

❛❛ Ms. Davina, I do like you a lot. I respect you. ❜❜ A sweat comes beelining upon the plain of his forehead, how does he say this kindly. ( What would have Falin said in these trying times ? )

❛❛ Sometimes you see . . . your gaze says you wish me DEAD. I don't want to die yet, Ms. Davina, so if you would be so kind . . . to just resist your . . . uh, calling. ❜❜ aww he's pouting, could you really say no to that ?

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❝ No cuz how the fuck yew panic and yer panic response is to fuck them ? ❞

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     bestfriend. ( he doesn't know it yet. ) ↳ @villain-he.

⸻ ❛❛ It's like . . . stress eating. ❜❜ He's muttering his reasoning, possibly it'll only ever make sense to him. ❛❛ or something . . . the human body is strange you know ! We do a lot of odd things that are actually normal, Saint ! ❜❜

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he has only one and a half permissions to smell Saint ovulating.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     bestfriend. ( he doesn't know it yet. ) ↳ @villain-he.

⸻ ❛❛ YOU' RE FINALLY COMING AROUND, SAINT ! ❜❜ & There we go ! he's giving him the tightest bear squeeze of a hug !

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can i eat him

i think mello can fit whole inside laios mouth 🤓☝🏻 attached in this email is my proof. hope it finds you well.

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HENLO 😳✨️

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 ,      ( accepting ! ) ↳ @nulltune.

❛❛ While most rabbits are not an amalgamation of unimaginable horror of my particular interest, they are quite useful. They are a stable source of protein and can be cooked in many, many delicious ways, I can teach you ! They are also fairly cute and easy to kill. ❜❜

⸻ ❛❛ a most wonderful prey animal ! ❜❜

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koto's just staring at him with a look of absolute horror. ❛❛ to think i let that man touch me- ❜❜ [ is this /srs is it /lh who knows ]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     koto please... he can explain ↳ @dayrisen.

❛❛ Family . . . is important to me. . . so . . . ❜❜

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❝ how did the meeting go ? ❞ ( post finale, from marcille ! )

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     big mistake asking marcy! ↳ @fcundfamily.

❛❛ MARCILLE I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. ❜❜ In their private quarters, their dear king is pathetic, teary-eyed as he threw himself onto the ground where the elf stood, grabbing at the fabric of his skirt as he weeps his heart away. ❛❛ I don't want to listen to what they're saying anymore, they're so fussy, can't we just go back to the dungeon ?! ❜❜

He looks up, pleading. ❛❛ I'll die for sure !! I will, if I stay here. ❜❜ ( a real drama king. )

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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

** GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET - **

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     i bite at the hand that feeds me. ↳ @sosordid.

❛❛ PLEASE. I don't think I can take anymore curses ! I HAVE SEVERAL ALREADY. . ! I can't! I can't ! ❜❜

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❛ may i have this dance? ❜ from koto !

⊹ ࣪ ˖ &. 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 / 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.,     ↳ @dayrisen.

❛❛ If you would have me. ❜❜ effortless, the way he coasts into her, where a hand rest lightly along the dip of her lower back, too low ; but he doesn't seem to notice, only guides her along - leading into a half clumsy dance, half almost charming. Laios never did enjoy dancing, too stuffy . . . too embarrassing, but he supposed this isn't too bad.

He brings her closer. Ah, ❛❛ Do you mind ? ❜❜ He inquires, failing to clarify, too late already when his hands move too abruptly, grabbing surly at her waist, fingertips almost feeling the softness of her against the layered fabrics. ❛❛ There you are. ❜❜ He grins, scooping her up and swaying her into his arms, where he'd find himself holding her by the ample of her lower thighs, settling between her legs to carry her.

❛❛ You're not really that short, but it's nice to see your face this close anyway. ❜❜ He confessed, chuckles satisfied at his antics. ❛❛ But I suppose this wouldn't be really dancing anymore, huh ? ❜❜

⸻ Well, but this feels a lot better, noh ?

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“ laios you’ll be pleased. I’m officially dropping my courtship of monsters. ” eun is taking a new road! “ I’ll court your sister instead ! ”

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,    another one? ↳ @sosordid.

❛❛ My sister is great, I suppose that's why she's getting propositions all the time . . . Toshiro and now you, beforehand she also had a fiancée. ❜❜

⸻ Unfair. He only had one relationship and that was arranged and technically, she broke up with him! & Thus, Big Bro Laios thinks about his sister's increasing popularity. ❛❛ She also had a cool Chimera form . . . ❜❜

Yes, life is truly unfair for our pathetic king.

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Koto bites him so hard !

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     the girls are fighting ????????? ↳ @dayrisen.

──────── MOANS !!

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grabs him by the scruff of his neck. ❝ ’magine yew tryna escape , knowin’ yer ’bout ta’ be cussed out on proper communication an’ not disappearin’ for long stretches of time wit’out lettin’ tha’ people yew bother know ’bout it. ❞

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     the girls are fighting ????????? ↳ @villain-he.

⸻ !! huh ?! huh ?!

A gargled yelp escapes his lips, struggling for a long moment, but could not have it in him to raise his hands. Seems like another one is mad at him ! But ! But ! But ! What'd he do ? He doesn't know ! Laios whines and groans, pathetic thing could almost cry. Either way, he doesn't like being scolded.

❛❛ Sorry! Sorry! Saint! ❜❜ He moves, escapes from his grasp but only so he could turn around, capturing the other into a tight embrace, squeezing Saint by his upper waist. He'd rest his cheek along Saint's shoulder then, droning and sniveling for his forgiveness. ❛❛ I didn't know I was suppose to say those things ! I was gonna come back anyway ! I wasn't gonna leave forever. ❜❜

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A hand smacking laios out of the way. He is rushing to the merman! Save yourself merman! “ MOVE “ It’s like two animals fighting “ HES GUNNA BE MY MER-HUSBAND “ from eun

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     the girls are fighting. ↳ @sosordid

Hand smacks lamely into his face, it hurts ! But not enough to stop him from grabbing at the boy, launching forward and grappling at him, arms wrapped around his waist to keep him still . ❛❛ NO YOU CAN'T MARRY A MONSTER ! That's not . . . ! ❜❜

⸻ !! ❛❛ GAH, IT'S SUPER WEIRD ! ❜❜

Laios in an attempt to avoid swatting at Eun, drops his weight a top of him, laying dead-log heavy. He needs him to hear this !

❛❛ Also ! it's weird to wanna have relationships with monsters! I don't think they can even consent ! even if they can , that's just not natural ! they're super cool tho! but not in a marry way Eun ! ALSO THAT'S OUR MEAL ! ❜❜

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Hi future husband~

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     hi babe ur so hot right now. ↳ @n0fa0e.

⸻ ❛❛ W-wait I'm not ready. ❜❜ blushing, sweating even.

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Somewhere out there, there's a naive little lass that thinks you're a good and wonderful man, and everyday she kisses her pillow goodnight wishing it was you. She'd freeze in fear if she knew how sick you really are.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 ,     ↳ anonymous.

❛❛ This, this isn't very nice. ❜❜ Looking so thoroughly HURT ! People can be so mean ⸻

❛❛ Not saying I'm a catch, but I'd do my best you know ? I'd save up for the missus and I'd love like a good and honest man, there will be hard times sure, but we can get through with it together, and if she were eaten by a beast or turned into one, I would love her all the same, you know ? Also, she won't worry about funeral when I die, she can just throw my body behind our backyard, since I'm sure there would be something that'll just surely eat me . . . I'd be a pretty decent husband ! ❜❜

⸻ So he didn't get the point.

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filled out on behalf of Ophelia for fun (*´∀`*) she is clever but damn does she make some dumb choices.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 ,      ( accepting ! ) ↳ @cursedblessed.

❛❛ We just met, but I think we can make this work ! ❜❜ They can use their cleverness for the worst. <3