#❄ ― CRACK. ╱ cursing is like a balm for the soul and so is my honest word to your bs.

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Prepares to bite the rich. "Better write a speech full of gratitude now, ace of spades." Since he'll be so grateful she'll bite him. Naturally, she's not serious... right? // @kushtibokt

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it ok, I made it better. I made it funny :')

proof it's funny:

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Zarina wrote this:

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zarina vc: I am a proud boob person, I admire my own as much as I admire anyone else's.

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mutuals can reblog if u want a zarina on ur blog with this. :')

fun fact: zarina dislikes m_mmy kink and d_ddy kink. do not refer to her as mommy if you are in a relationship with her lmao. jokingly, fine. but for real? no.

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❛ what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. ❜ (Sinbad)

@scarlxtleaves

Why does he look so proud of himself? Why does he look so expectantly at her? It's not funny... It's not... It's not fucking funny...

"... 's not funny," she murmurs, trying hard to keep herself from laughing. Zarina only doesn't want to laugh because she's worried it'll mean Sinbad's victory. Her pride won't let him make her laugh with such a shitty pun, but! "Pfft... No, no, it's not funny. You're dumb."

No, she's not going to look at him. His smug smile isn't helping. She's trying hard not to look at him.

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“I was going to ask if you wanted to do me on your desk, but I thought I should say hi first.” // from su-jin jkhg

@setsunaid

Su-Jin has been getting far bolder than ever! Amused and amazed, Zarina stares at her beloved while blinking innocently at first.

"Well, hi, babe, but can we go back to what you said first?" Her eyelashes flutter as she steps closer, looking at Su-Jin with unhidden interest. "You want me to do you on my desk? Right now? Are you sure?" Because she can. She'll go down on him right now if he shows interest. How can she not spoil her beloved! It's also spoiling herself.

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❛ for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. ❜ ( anita )

@xamassed

Zarina snorts at that, trying not to laugh louder than she wants to, especially with what she wants to say...

"A-are you trying to boost Morel here, Anita?"

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some of you and your muses @ zarina:

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miss zarina what is a pixar mom

@etherealguard

"I believe it's a mother or a mother figure with a... shapely figure, physically appealing. Usually has big assets either in the chest area, buttocks area, or both. So it's about attraction to motherly figures with curvaceous or voluptuous bodies. I believe that's why Himeko and I get so many glances whenever we travel with everyone. Guess we fit the descriptions of Pixar Moms."

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@zhongshen , whenever someone meets up with both zhongli and zarina. double zs, double golden eyes, double deep voices, double hotness, double polearms:

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zarina @ her fwb or her lover: 

her wearing this yes

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zarina calls you 'aw, baby girl' with that smug smile, what do you do?

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@abyssmalice​

and here tonia thought zarina wouldn't miss an opportunity to double down on the mention of being her brother's "ice mistress" somehow.

Funny you say that, Tonia, when she already changed her mind the second after announcing her holding herself back. 

“Wait, wait, wait. I’m not your brother’s mistress.”

“Or do you mean mistress as in my position of power and authority over your brother’s delicate and fragile heart that continues to get all blushy and stuttering before my charms?”

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“Sometimes, violence is always the answer, even in dating or seduction. Look at Tartaglia! It never fails with him. You beat his flat ass and he’ll come back wanting more.”

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I sold you to a pet store.

Why is it... accurate? To a T? Why? She wants to know. "... The price is too low."