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tenyxshx-a · 4 years

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Doflamingo: Where are the horny bois???

Vergo: H-Horny bois???!

Doflamingo: You know, cause they've got horns.

Vergo: Oh... Oh of course, of course-

Doflamingo: Also I'm down to fuck just saying'

Vergo: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

#➸ together we'll connect the dots; demons are wimps! (viceadmiralvergo; vergo r.; bzzfd unsolv. v.)#➸ heyyyy ghouls; it's ya boi (bzzfd unsolv. v.)#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)#(oh im sorry i think im funny LMAO)#(vergo chose the wrong human JUST SAYING)#viceadmiralvergo #(tagging u just to harass you ♥)

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tenyxshx-a · 5 years

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Diamante: Doffy why is there a hole in this wall?

Doflamingo: Pica got angry.

Diamante: Were you involved?

Doflamingo: I'm always involved. All your lives revolve around me.

#(when ur captain is a little shit)#(WHAT A BRAT)(soidjfosidfjsidof)#(THERE'S NO STOPPING ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)

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tenyxshx-a · 5 years

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Doflamingo: *interrogates Pica for three hours while he's away*

Pica: So what are you up to Doffy?

Doflamingo:.... I GOTTA GO

Pica: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND

#(doflamingo bullying his head executives??? but running away when they turn it on him???)#(MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK)#mcnypieces #➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)#(IM SORRY FOR THE SPAM)#(BUT AM I???)#(this is the quality content we all deserve)

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tenyxshx-a · 5 years

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Doflamingo: I've got a big dick. A really big one.

Someone: Oh really? Show me then.

Doflamingo: I already did. It's my personality.

Someone: Oh.

Doflamingo: But I also have a big dick down there.

#➸ behind closed doors (nsfw;ish)#(I....)#(I FOUND SHIT BACK)#(HALP)#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)

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tenyxshx-a · 5 years

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Rocinante: You know what they say about older siblings?

Doflamingo: ....

Rocinante: You always make a draft before a masterpiece.

Doflamingo: Wow, I didn't know I had another younger sibling! Amazing.

#(SIOJDFOISDJFIO)#(i mean.... ????-)#(ahhh yesss procrastination I LOVE IT)#(today we had to discuss our future careers && i might've had a little existential crisis)#(AWESOME)#(anyways doflamingo > rocinante)(#(rocinante: i'm a masterpiece)#(doflamingo: abs fake if what you say is true i have another sibling)#(rocinante: :((()#(doflamingo: :)))#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)

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tenyxshx-a · 5 years

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Doflamingo: Vergo's dick is good... Also... The haki

Everyone: *chokes*

Gimlet: Oh, so that's why everyone's training to use haki huh?

#(gimlet one day your sass will get you killed)#(doflamingo v: but is he wrong tho??)#(json have some self control)#(osidjfiosd #➸ behind closed doors (nsfw;ish)#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)

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tenyxshx-a · 5 years

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Rocinante: I'm a violist.

Doflamingo: And also the least favorite child.

#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)#(OSIDJFOISJDFOI)#(VIOLA JOKES)#(*DIES*)#(also @ a certain someone)#(I AM CRYING)#odsijfoisdjfoisd

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tenyxshx-a · 6 years

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Doflamingo: If I hit you with my car, then put your body in it and drive away, does that still count as a hit and run or more like kidnapping?

Rocinante: That counts as fucking murder.

#(sOSIDJFOISJOFISJ)#(no body no crime mmmm???)#(dunno if i should tag sooooo)#tw: hit and run mention #(i'm here and ready to do stuff ovob)#( •̀ω•́ )σ #➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)

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tenyxshx-a · 6 years

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Someone: I bet you don't even knock on the door before you enter!!

Teen!Doffy: Bold of you to assume I enter through the door.

#(...)#(strange sounds at midnight...)#(scratching at your window...)#(it's doffy trying to enter your room O_O)#➸ hacker voice: i'm in (teen v.)#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)#➸ out of time (q.)

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tenyxshx-a · 6 years

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Someone: Why did I even befriend you?!

Teen!Doffy: "Petty" and "Doffy" have the same amount of letters and I told you so but you ignored it.

#(he's so petty good lord)#(in every verse tbh)#➸ inside a monster (musing.)#➸ hacker voice: i'm in (teen v.)#➸ out of time (q.)#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)

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tenyxshx-a · 6 years

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Teacher: What are you gonna do with your life?!

Teen!Doffy: Whatever pisses you off most!!

#(doffy v: stop these things and write)#(but I'm having so much fun)#(sorrynotsorry)#➸ inside a monster (musing.)#➸ hacker voice: i'm in (teen v.)#➸ what does the birb say (incorrect q.)

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