#『 ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒ ˢᵘᶜʰ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᵃⁿ ᶦᵐᵐᵒʳᵗᵃˡ 』一 IC.

[thetruevampire]

"Hey my dear Alucard, it is October and I was wondering if you would like if I wear that one maid outfit, just for you."

           “Only if you don’t mind me ripping it off you~”

[thetruevampire]

avellaturortem replied to your post:           “MUN FINALLY LET ME HAVE MY TURN ON THE...

“BONJOUR MONSIOUR ALUCARD, WELCOME BACK.”

           “Ah! Thank you tiny french man I’ve yet to remember the name of!”

[thetruevampire]

drops a kitten on alucard

          “The urge to yeet this tiny furball at Seras is strong.”

[thetruevampire]

          “MUN FINALLY LET ME HAVE MY TURN ON THE COMPUTER HOW ARE FUCKERS DOING?!”

[thetruevampire]

          "Someone needs to tell Integra to turn up the damn heat... It's freezing!"

[thetruevampire]

“Please listen to me. It’s going to be a disaster!" (throwing a Millennium!Seras @ u)

The Nightmare Before Christmas

          A disaster? Such a claim in the face of disaster itself… how adorable. The beast, however, does not respond. Instead letting the words roll around his brain. What sort of disaster could it be and how could it be avoided? If her words were true then how would he keep his master out of the way? A frustrated growl slips through sharp teeth as the king rolls his shoulders.

          “Words of my enemy from my enemy… it’s humorous. How can I trust you, girl? Are you warning me in hopes of springing another trap or, perhaps, for an entirely different reason that falls not with your organization but you alone?” He’s certain that another trap is not what awaited him should he choose to heed her words, but he can’t be too certain. After all, the lives of his master and allies are at stake here… just because he cannot die doesn’t mean they share the same ability.

[thetruevampire]

I just want to make you all aware that I was here first and Walter is therefore mine

[thetruevampire]

          “Sup Assholes!”

[thetruevampire]

@ask-carmen-sandiego continued from here [x]

          “Right. That’s why you sounded so sad, right? You were just worried I might pop out to scare you?” The vampire laughs, shaking his head in disbelief.           “I might be old, Carmen, but I’m not stupid.”

[thetruevampire]

butlerswire replied to your post:           “Someone needs to tell Integra to turn...

“I am sure I can arrange something like that Alucard.”

          “If you wouldn’t mind, Walter. I might be a corpse but I can feel my muscles tensing- it’s annoying.”

[thetruevampire]

“I have every confidence in you.”

The Nightmare Before Christmas

          “Naturally.” Why wouldn’t he have confidence? Alucard was big. Alucard was powerful. He could afford to be careless because he would make it out alive. It wasn’t a mistake nor any skin off his master’s back when she told Walter to send Dracula into the middle of this battle. She knew exactly what was going to happen… and he knew he had complete permission to do it. A bloodbath, a wonderful show of destruction and chaos… an orchestra of screaming and cries of the damned..! Until it would all be swept up and swallowed whole by the monster that is Alucard. He loved his job.

          “When can I go, then? Or am I to assume that you’ll be taking me there?”

[thetruevampire]

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“GIVE ME THE KITTEN. NO; DON’T THROW HIM. JUST HAND HIM TO ME.”

          “I am not handing you anything now that the bitch patrol has raised a fuss. Come get it yourself.”

[thetruevampire]

          “You all are seriously no fun.”

[thetruevampire]

butlerswire replied to your post: drops a kitten on alucard

“DO NOT.”

          “Why not?! It’ll live, I promise!”

[thetruevampire]

“She’s the only one who seems to make any sense in this insane asylum!” - Pip about Seras cause why not

The Nightmare Before Christmas

           “Well duh! She is just a… a…” Was there a word for a new-born vampire? He’s pretty sure there is, but can’t recall what the damn term is… and it’s driving him batty. HA! Puns. Alucard can’t help but chuckle to himself. “She’s new to this thing and therefore still retains bits of her humanity… she will eventually lose those in time, though. Just wait a day or two, you’ll see just how terrible she can really be.” It was just a matter of if he could get her to let go. It was never easy, he’s seen some vampires that refused to function as they should and, as a result, were easy pickings for predators. He refused to see the same thing happen to Seras, however. Not only would it be an insult to his name (since he made her the way she was) but he cared for her. How was uncertain, but the thought was there.

          “Perhaps you’d like to accompany her on her little trip, then? It won’t be much- just a few blood hungry wendigo and some unidentified creature! It’ll be a piece of cake for you, I’m certain.”

[thetruevampire]

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Vladdy

          “I created you and I am not afraid to destroy you.”