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wariodemambo · 2 months

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... So, I'll be gone for the next few days. Lots of 13-hour shifts (and an 8am - 2am on sun. lol.) But at least I can say I'm going to get my bread.

#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】#DONT FEEL TOO BAD I AT LEAST LIKE THE PLACE I WORK AT 😭#BUT ALSO ... GIVE ME STRENGTH.

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wariodemambo · 2 months

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WE? WE!? REINA YOU COULD HAVE SAID NO. YOU COULD HAVE LEFT IT AT HIM LOSING ONE HAND! I ONLY ASKED FOR THE ONE HAND. YOU CHOSE THIS, REINA!!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED AND NOW YOU MUST LIE IN IT.

#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】#GJKSDHGJDSHKGJHSDKJG I DONNNNNT KNOOOOOW I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GIRLS NIGHHHHHT #IM SORRY OMINO MY LITTLE BOYYYYYYYYYYY AUAGAH GAHHhHHH

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wariodemambo · 10 months

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Happy Munday! Here are some pics of me from 2017 when I met Charles Martinet, since he's apparently stepping down from voice acting Mario & Co.

#he has the kind of soul you can't help but fall in love with over and over again. such a lovely guy.#it's nice that he's still at nintendo but a little sad we won't hear him anymore ...#I guess the rumors of mario & wario having new voice actors turned out to be true ... ! this will be an interesting new era #【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 3 months

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Been talking a lot about writing a lot with the hubby recently... so I wanted to ask! What do you guys think I could improve with my own writing?

He and I agreed I need to work on transitions and comedy. Anything else you've noticed or wanted to say but haven't? I'm all eyes!

#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】#slapstick! my mortal enemy... and for someone who writes WARIO that's just criminal...#i've always been an edgy angsty motherfucker! so it's hard to break out of my comfort zone.#i had a weird realization couple days ago that i wanna write fanfic and academic papers again.#especially the latter because it actually sounds HELLA fun without worrying about deadlines or grades.#i also need to sit down and... read books again.

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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Oh, the dream, that I had last night, melted into my pillow.

I made peace with the time I had forgotten.

And all I'd gathered turned into sand.

Princess Shokora & Wario Written by Vincent and Rosie!

Home / Ask / Rules ♡ Home / Ask / Rules

#video game rp #super mario rp #smash bros rp #【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 2 months

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this might be the first time i've... seen tumblr users care about earning badges?

#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】#which ... hm! wonder what this'll mean for the future because its effective. timed badges...#... honestly; im here for it if it stays free and there's no pay-to-win thing. i think it might be the only good to come out of hellsite #tbd

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wariodemambo · 10 months

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Found a list of articles ""written"" by Wario for Nintendo of Europe's webbed site in the early 00s. And uh. Man. advertising used to be wild in the attitude era. It's just him rambling about games, including some gems such as:

Resident Evil: Wa-ha-ha-haaa! And that's my genuine laugh there, readers, not my evil laugh. I don't spend my whole life shaking my fist and cackling - that's Nintendo and their stinking propaganda for you.

Metroid Fusion: ... So Waluigi set about dismantling the 273-metre high stack that we referred to fondly as "Big Mama". I had to wipe away a tear as she was brought down to size, box by beautiful box. And, of course, next thing was a call from the Guinness Book of Records - we can wave goodbye to our entry under "Most Senseless Attempt to Defy Fundamental Laws of Gravity". What a day.

Hamtaro: Wa-ha-haa! I'm not laughing, readers, I'm crying. You see, my hamster Fluffy died. In 1986. But it still hurts to this day. The reason I've been forced to remember was your requests for help on Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite!

Wario World: Wa-ha-haaa! I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams. Or, at least I would be if life was like videogames. You see, while my persona in Wario World had a golden castle filled with treasure, the truth is sadly more humble.

No, instead of swimming in piles of coins and feasting on the finest foods from across the world, I make game tips. In my own little way, I'm happy.

I ... I just ... this man?

Ya'll HAVE to read these.

#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】#im ACTUALLY FLOORED THESE R RLY FUNNY

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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"im under 16 i can't make money yet" that's quitters talk.

at least five of his employees haven't left elementary school.

at least two haven't left middle school.

and at least one of them hasn't left high school.

mona just barely got the "i graduated college" card

coward

#AT WORK CANT FOLLOW UP PROPERLY BUT DHFHFHFHFHF “wario he's UNDER 16” YEAH???? AND 9 VOLT IS LIKE. 8 #【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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can we all kill kirm please

#person who has only played antonblast: getting a lot of 'dynamite anton' vibes from this ..................................................#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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GUYS HOLY SHIT

#SEALED AWAY FOR HIS CRIMES ...#IM ACTUALLY... going to keep this boxed because ? wow #I owe kirm my life 3 times over that's my BESTIE GUYYYSSSSS SSS ;__;#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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Gotta go shopping with the babe but when I get back does anyone want an ask/starter? Like the post! We gotta branch out in this bitch!

#im a little embarrassed to be rping again tbh so give me a second but ill get to yalls. muwah #【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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Mario

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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WHEBTHEBNUYYTHEBUNNYWHENT HEBNUYY. THE. BUNNY.

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I CARED ABOUT NOISETTE BEFORE I CARED ABT ANYTHING ELSE IN PIZZA TOWER. SOB.#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】#cafenoisette

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wariodemambo · 9 months

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dad did you actually shoot a kid my age.

Oh, hey Vetra. Welcome to "Sakurai refuses to interact with Modern Mario Land." On this tour, you'll see such sights as:

Luigi's estranged first final smash, weaponizing his depression after years of neglect. (?)

Bowser making dinosaur noises, banned from being silly, and a moveset that doesn't reflect his personality at all.

Mario is Fucking Pissed and also banned from being silly.

Wario being reduced to pure fart jokes because Sakurai had no idea what to do with him.

I'm kind of convinced Peach is the only one he got right less because he's a Mario fan and more because he really, really loves powerful women that can step on him.

#still tons of respect for massivehero soccerguy but we could have so much more....................................#【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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SCREAMING at these tags REINA.

#THERE COULDNT HAVE BEEN A WORSE MOMENT FOR WARIO TO JOINNNNNNNNNNN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo.#thats why he wasnt in the final round. he went home the night before. got his ass beat. and is stuck behind the counter.#i have. so much art to draw SOBS #wario; watching pep and gustavo ground omino: sh. should i be here for this #【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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wariodemambo · 1 year

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#PEP AND GUSTAVO ARE REMARRYING N JUST ... HEAR A LOUD ASS CRASH AND RUN INSIDE #OMINO IS THROWN IN HIS SEAT #BRICK IS... well eating popcorn but you know #【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

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