#爱吃

[pandra-box]

[shanks]

MZ也也爱吃泡面

[chentailai]

《潭水和你》Khaji da/JaimeReyes

我的高中生活一团糟，它快毁掉我的创作能力了(还有我的幽默感！)，我的文字从未像现在这样无力苍白过。但我以前做的其实蛮好的，这篇短的意识流作品是在两年前左右写的，是我为他们写的第二篇文章。发现关于永生这个话题其实这里就已经表达的很好了，所以再写蓝调时刻其实有点多余，但是写他们的互动还是很开心(但很明显要比以前力不从心很多)

自圣甲虫记事开始，他就是在一片黑暗中

无论是躺在宇宙中的那广阔的黑暗，还是休眠千年闷沉的黑暗，都是无尽的，永不停息的黑暗

他就在这片黑暗中存在，失忆，活动，再失忆，执行程序，失忆，继续。

这片黑暗中发生过很多事情，但是圣甲虫都忘记了。它们就像流过黑暗的一阵无色烟雾

他觉得自己厌倦了，但这种厌倦也随着时间消磨殆尽

���乎是亘古不变的，黑暗，虚无。

直到有一刻，出现了一潭蓝色的水。圣甲虫凝视着那潭水。

很平静，很纯洁的水。

只是普普通通的水而已。

不管怎样，圣甲虫凝视着他，他想看看会发生什么，就像他从前凝视其它事物一样。

水，很亲和，很适应环境。

他马上就适应了黑暗，并习惯于让自己微微发光这样，圣甲虫更无法忽视他了。

他依旧凝视着他，有些时候，水面上会泛有片片波纹，这是他们在交流。

水波很温柔，圣甲虫凝视涟漪时会感到短暂的平静。

水潭会有不同的情绪，在圣甲虫看来，这是不必要的，因为不管怎么样都改变不了他只是水的事实。

水潭发出越来越亮的光芒，而昆虫具有趋光性于是，圣甲虫从黑暗中游出，来到了光芒的庇护之中。

水潭说，他很高兴他们成为【朋友】不管怎样，圣甲虫认可了这样的关系，或许是他实在离开不了光芒。

圣甲虫就在水潭旁边轻轻地待着，听着水潭说话，凝视他，抚摸他，有些时候还会和他一起分享乐趣。

时间长了，水潭里出现了很多的鱼。

各种各样，五颜六色的鱼，在水潭中游动。

圣甲虫凝视着水潭，也凝视着鱼儿们。鱼儿们欢快地在水潭游着，水潭变得更活泼了他时不时发出开心的笑声，洋溢着快乐的波浪

圣甲虫发现，会有鱼儿不动了，他们停下来一会，然后慢慢的沉下去，直到圣甲虫也看不到它。

他想，或许是沉落到最底下了吧，身躯渐渐消散到最深处的地方寻求安宁和永恒。

每当有鱼儿沉下去，水潭四周都会溢出大片的水滴，那些波纹不再喜悦了，他们显得很悲伤，水潭更蓝了。

这个时候，圣甲虫突然意识到了一个被忽视的声音，在水潭上方的黑暗中，一直都在发出“滴答滴答”的声音，圣甲虫很烦躁，他知道，如果自己不毁了这个东西，这讨厌的声音会对他响一辈子。

但这是属于水潭的东西，圣甲虫尝试去观察鱼儿们来转移自己的注意力。

鱼儿，很活跃，很难理解。

有时候，他们会抖出自己身上的颜色，水潭不再只是蓝色的了。

那无法忽视的深蓝色，明明是最初他给他染上的

有些时候，一些鱼儿会被水潭丢出去。有些时候圣甲虫也会把自己觉得很碍眼的鱼，从水潭里小心地捞出去。

鱼儿不停的出现，水潭也在渐渐地变小

圣甲虫绝望的发现，只要那奇怪的声音不停下，水潭的缩小也不会停止，他的光芒也不再像以前那样庇护圣甲虫了，他的光芒开始照耀那些鱼和四周无边的黑暗，这让圣甲虫大为不解和恼怒

一想到水潭会消失，自己又要回到那片无尽，只会让自己失忆和麻木的黑暗中，圣甲虫下定了决心

他把水潭上方的东西毁掉了。

水潭停止消失，仍像往常一样发着光但是鱼儿死亡的越来越快了，他变得更悲伤了

圣甲虫继续凝视着水潭，水潭开始担惊受怕

最后，鱼都消失了

水潭的光芒也因悲伤丧失了不少，

圣甲虫凝视着水潭，他现在几乎像一潭死水

圣甲虫触入了水中，泛起涟漪

水波平静之时，他开始静静地感受水潭。

那蓝色的水和他多么相适，他们是多么的需要彼此，难舍难分。

那一刻，圣甲虫产生了一种想法，他要和水融为一体，和他一起逃离这片黑暗。

在一阵不可抗的力量下，水吸入他，他也进入水中。

当他被完全浸没时，他思考他是会像那些鱼儿沉下去，还是会被吐出到那片黑暗中?

但他只是漂浮在水里，水拥抱着他，他也拥抱着水。

温柔的水裹挟着他，他感觉到前所未有的平静与满足

他感觉自己在溶解，和水完全融为一体，逃离这片虚无的黑暗，飞进无边的星辰之中。

第一次与外界的黑暗彻底隔绝了，水，只剩下了水，他们只能感受到彼此了。

水啊，你是水做的。

最终，他们永远地安眠了。

如果你想和我聊聊他们，交流一下这艘ship，或者你愿意听听我的想法来阻止我的脑袋爆炸，我很乐意(但我估计只有20天不到的时间发消息，没准某天就真的消失了，就和我在意大利的朋友一样)我再也不熬夜了，现在是中国大陆凌晨2:00，晚安世界

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[999-roses]

here's a... ship? trope? Thing. that I don't 100% get but find fascinating. full respect for folks out ther making art and content, and generally engaging in this... genre. trope.

【和尚的爱情】 [The Romantic Love of Monks]

Monks. The Chinese Buddhism flavor of monks, where they shave off all hair, denounce worldly possessions and family ties, and join a monastery. Specifically, these guys are committed to celibacy. Yeah on a logical level I'm like yeah, ok, this is a particular flavor of star-crossed lovers trope. But, I still, I.. it's too wacky funny to me. I.. I can't with the shiny cue-ball heads, PLEASE.

and there's. so much gorgeous art created. for this. uh genre? (Unfortunately it's typically m monk x f lead, and my limited exposure has yet to bring monk-flavored BL to my attention. I'm 100% certain it exists out there though.)

Anyway here's some popular media renditions of this, er, genre-trope. Please pray for my soul as I descend:

From Journey to the West, Tang Monk/Queen of the Kingdom of Women (西游记 - 唐僧/女儿国国王) (my rating: famous and classic, but there's something off about every rendition I've seen)

the 3rd installment of the HK Monkey King film series basically circles around shipping 唐三藏 with 女儿国国王. The Chinese movie title is 西游记：女儿国. There's some re-imagining/writing revisions from the source material, Journey to the West. The AMVs are spicy and the music is fire, and holy heck does the script/director want them to get together. The movie is corny, 孙悟空 is downright unhinged, the cg parts are too much, the pacing/tone is all over the place... a lot of this movie is weird. It's got mixed reviews but all the youtube comments love it idk.

ok but also... that second poster/playbill 💀🤣 (the text at the top is a pun on 好运来 -> 好孕来) (to explain: the mpreg is canon in the og jttw, if you drink the waters from 母亲河 you get pregnant. That concept gave me nightmares as a child.)

and here's a wonderful cover/mix by JJ Lin. The original song 女儿情 appears in 1986 Journey to the West :

the song is POV the Queen of the Kingdom of Women in full pining mode for Tang monk. And the mix-insert of 菊花台? Seamless lyric inclusion. chef's kiss. I think someone else singing an arrangement based off of JJ's made it into the 女儿国 movie mentioned earlier.

2. Green Snake/Fahai (青蛇/法海) (my rating: based)

There's the recurring retelling insisting on pairing Green Snake with the Fahai, the Buddhist monk that traps her sister White Snake in the pagoda in the traditional telling of 白蛇传. Here's a fan AMV on youtube & a fan AMV on bilibili. Both take clips are from the 1993 HK movie 青蛇. Honestly? This is the ship I endorse the most and have the least issues with (love 妖x人/妖x仙 dynamics but also in some retellings 法海 is also 妖). Regardless, the 1993 film is a masterpiece, I wholeheartedly recommend a watch (and in Canto if you can find the original audio. I don't like the mandarin dub's audio mixing).

3. Faithful to Buddha, Faithful to You (不负如来不负卿). (my rating: cursed) UMMM this one is wonky with age and time travel making it questionably problematic so uh, you're warned.

This story started off as a webnovel and later got a live action series (afaik live action isn't finished?). For some unknown reason I watched it when the first season was airing... and... Forget that whole "getting together with a sworn-to-celibacy monk" thing being taboo, now we're time traveling and meeting said monk when he's 13 to become his tutor, and a few months later in your time, you time travel again to when he's 26. (FMC doesn't have feelings for him until she meets him when he's an adult but. Girl. This is still too weird okay?)

4. 少林降魔 Vanquishing the Demon (2020) (my rating: spicy [purely based on seeing an AMV])

this movie is solidly xianxia, and it looks pretty enough I'll watch it eventually. But, waow, this AMV clip. I think it made me understand how this genre!trope fits solidly into hopeless romantic/star-crossed lovers territory.

I'm probably missing a bunch of other pieces of media there's a looot of AMVs with clips from either CG donghua or video game cinematics but UM yeah hello. I didn't know this was such a thing. I'm not explicitly out there searching for BL monks okay *old man hacking cough* but I hadn't really found any... yet. The end result of my dive is... I guess I now find monks just a little sexier now, FML

[niteshade925]

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[q13209090]

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[blobofcolour]

这幕来得出其不意，我真是笑出猪叫 🤣

For those who are new to c-ent, the rabbit line in Fortune Writer is referencing this classic scene from a 2014 movie.

Witness Sui Tang in her full cringe glory hahaha

[wdhf100083t]

吃一口兔子 Pr社

呆萌呆萌的眼神 (*╹▽╹*)

[giawang]

白白胖胖真是可爱啊

[swdgf]

星芒 by 笼鸠 🥹

[niteshade925]

想要小苗长得好当然是好的，想除杂草当然是可以的，但是想要达到这个目的就不能在拔苗助长和放火烧山之间来回折腾。这样折腾的结果就是什么都长不出来，最后留下一片荒芜，甚至里连荒芜都没有了。

[duffybbqq]

Looooove Kieran!!! I've been drawing him for almost half a year now

Put some on Tumblr

The last one is about Desvelo! My favorite kierthur article!!!

kierthur真的香 大家都来吃

基兰真的好可爱啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊...(换个地方接着疯

Secondary editing. I can't post comments😭😭😭

So i wrote it here Thank you to everyone who likes and comments!!!❤️❤️❤️

[jiaotangkaobulei455]

疑似又吃到纯爱口味的了，天生就是会吃

[baosam1399]

〔Bài dịch số 1162〕 ngày 01.05.2024 :

Qiu Huai/Baosam1399 dịch

成长就是：渐渐温柔、 克制、 朴素、 不怨不问不记、 在安静中渐渐体会生命的盛大。吃喝玩乐 勤劳勇敢、 人山人海、 边走边爱、 成长路上我们都需要爱和勇气。

Trưởng thành chính là : Dần dần trở nên dịu dàng, kiềm chế, giản dị, không oán thán - không dò hỏi - không ghi thù. Dần dần cảm nhận sự huy hoàng của cuộc sống trong im lặng. Ăn uống vui chơi - siêng năng dũng cảm, biển người sông núi, vừa đi vừa yêu. Trên con đường trưởng thành chúng ta đều cần yêu và dũng khí

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese college students are studying how to add volume to hair by 我爱吃榴莲