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moongothic · 2 months

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May I ask for married lizards head cannons (Dragon x Crocodile)

Unfortunately, honestly, I don't really have Dragodile headcanons at all, mainly because we know so little about Dragon it's kind of hard for me to imagine what he'd be like in a relationship with anyone, let alone with the meanest reptile on the planet

Aside from Dragon being the worst lay Crocodile ever had but to be fair that is at least 38% a joke headcanon

#Moon posting #Asks #OP Meta #Dragodile #When your husband has had the honor of having a dick for 34 years and still hasn't figured out how to actually use it #🐊''Do I need to get one myself just to show you how it's done''#🐉 ''You prommy? 🥺👉👈''#There is something extremely funny about Crocodile being so mean and the idea that Dragon was INTO that #Although I often suggest that Dragon might be just plain straight- mainly because I can't imagine Oda making Gay Dragodile canon #There is something very interesting to me about the idea that Crocodile could've been Dragon's Bisexual Awakening #But he never understood that at the time. And by the time he realized he was still into Croc even as a man like. The Divorce had happened #(And if The Divorce had been bad... Could it have been partially due to Dragon's own internalized homophobia?)#And IDK I think that could lead into some interesting story directions but. Alas. Again. Can't imagine it happening #Like I can imagine Oda giving Luffy not just two dads but making one of them trans #I can't imagine Oda giving us not just a canon gay couple but making them the protagonist's own parents #Like I don't want to entertain the thought too much because knowing it'd never happen would just make me sad lol

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