#👿ᴅᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ: ɪᴄ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇʀʀʏ

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Send me "$$$" to grab my muse' butt!

@diffxrentwxrlds​ said:  $$$ ~Omniman to Mayberry

The teacher stiffened when she felt her ass being grabbed. Wouldn’t be the first time but damn did it piss her off each time.

Whipping around to face the offender, she was vaguely surprised to find the man she spoke to that one time a while back. “What the actual fuck?” She growled, slapping his hand away.

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@hecatcd​ liked for a starter!  

“Hey, honey~” Mayberry cooed, wrapping her arms around the goddess’ neck and planting a kiss on her cheek. “Missed you~ Work been keeping you busy, huh?”

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𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘  𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊  𝐔𝐏  𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒.

@diffxrentwxrlds​ said:  ❛  if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up.  ❜ ~Chaz to Mayberry

“Well, that depends...”

“Just how attached are you to your hands?”

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Send "Slap!" to slap my muses ass.

@hellcab​ said:  “Slap!” for Miss Mayberry - {{ He’s trying to swat a fly lmao. }}

The teacher stiffens, slowly turning around to face Roth. Accident or not, all she was aware that he had touched her ass without permission. And erm, that didn’t bode well for him.

“Run.” She growled at him.

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Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

@sweet-chimera​ said:  PIT THE MUSES AGAINST EACHOTHER: For some of the muses, smash or pass Charlie?

“Smash, of course~”

“Gonna have to say pass. No offense Miss Charlie! You’re just not really my type.”

“Pass. Nothin’ personal, honey.”

“Ooh, I’m not gonna pass up a chance to fuck Lilith’s daughter. Smash~”

“Smash. I’d make sure to show her a good time~”

-Flustered Charlie noises- 

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Send 🍼 to see how my muse would react to being handed a baby

Anonymous said:  🍼 + Mayberry, Charlie and Niffty.

“Oh, well hello there, honey. Aren’t you just the sweetest little thing? But um, where are your parents...?”

“AWWW!!! LOOK AT THE CUTE WIDDLE BABY!”

“But why did you give them to me though?”

GASP! “I’m a mother now!”

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@hecatcd​ said:  "Happy Holidays, beloved~" The golden eyed Goddess cooed as she wrapped her gift to the demoness around her shoulders, a luxuriously soft fur coat. "Thought you might like a little something to keep warm on these Underworld nights~"

Mayberry smiled, nuzzling against the side of Hecate’s face. She looked down, eyes widening as the fur coat covered her form. “Oh hon, this is gorgeous~!” Her face lit up in delight as she swayed from side to side, admiring the fur coat. She had never had anything so luxurious in her entire life--including her afterlife. 

“You really shouldn’t have~”

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Badly describe my muse in my inbox

@strikers-saloon​ said: Niffty: "Energetic and tasty sushi on the go!" 

Charlie: "Royal succubus with the right ways to get back at her dad!"

Miss Mayberry: "Hot-for-teacher-turned-cowgirl-for-cowboy"

Why’s her face getting red all the sudden? Don’t worry about it.

“I’m only half-succubus but y-yeah...” She just hopes her dad doesn’t see this.

“I was raised in the South on a farm so cowgirl isn’t too far off...”

“But hey, it’s not MY fault some of y’all have a very obvious teacher fetish.”

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My Muse is now accepting Halloween costume suggestions.

@hecatcd​ said: "I'm thinking we could do a couples costume, 'Berry. Would a witch and her black cat familiar be too cliché?"

“A couples costume sounds fun. But a witch and her black cat does seem a bit cliché...unless we mix it up a little. Let me guess, you were planning on going as a witch? I was thinking why don’t we change it so that I’m the witch and you’re my black cat familiar~?”

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“Had to fake orgasms with my ex-husband all the time. It wasn’t that hard.”

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Quality M!A Masterlist

Anonymous said:  Constant Boners for Mayberry (24 hours)

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Mayberry shifted uncomfortably in her seat. A surge of heat coursed throughout her body. When was the last time she had sex? A couple of months ago? Usually it wasn’t something that bothered her too much. But right now, she couldn’t stop thinking about it.

Fuck, she wanted to get laid. She wanted it as soon as possible--No, focus! The teacher scolded herself. She wasn’t some sex-crazed fiend. Mayberry had more control than that...right?

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@hannah-the-small​ replied:  Hannah vc: I don't know what it means

“Don’t worry about what it means, honey. Let’s just say it’s a very bad word to call someone. But in my opinion, that teacher shouldn’t be able to keep their job at all if they’re going call you mean names like that.”

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“I’m sorry, a substitute teacher said what? And to a small child?” 

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For every 😏 my muse will state something that turns them on.

@hellcab​ said: { Mayberry /  Agent Two  / Gabriel } - 😏😏😏

“I’ve found that people who are more direct with want they want from me are really hot. It also saves the trouble of beating around the bush. I’d rather cut the bullshit and get straight to the point of why we’re both here.”

“Monsta’s. ‘nuff said.”

“Tall people....” Gabriel, that’s pretty much everyone you know--

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It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!

Anonymous said:  Sinday asks: Ms. Mayberry, what's it like having a Goddess like Hecate in bed? And please, skimp on the 'magic' puns.

“Oh, shoot. And I was just about to say it was a MAGICAL experience.” The teacher snickered. “But Hecate is great in bed. She’s attentive but doesn’t treat me like I’m fragile. And she knows all the right spots to touch~”

Ment. @hecatcd​

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Send me ▲ and I'll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours

@hecatcd​ said:  ▲ for Mayberry & Charlie

She could go either way tbh.

Yeahhhh.