#💌 headcanon segment!!!∩^ω^∩

[de4dlyniightshade]

ok this kinda contradicts your latest post, but what about hcs about reader faking orgasm for whatever reason and when spencer finds out he makes it up to her 😻😻 idk just an idea

this is so munch!spencer but also like inexperienced!spencer🫶🫶🫶

he definitely knows almost immediately that something was off but doesn't mention it bcs he thinks he's maybe being paranoid.

notices you acting slightly strange with him in the days after and goes full profiler, when you tell him it's nothing and brush him off when he asks if you're okay all the dots connect.

is really humiliated about it and struggles to find the right time to bring it up.

when he finally does ask about it he's all stuttery and fidgeting with his hands.

he can tell you feel terrible about it by the way your face drops, apologising profusely for not telling him the truth.

practically begs you to let him make it up to you, telling you he'll do whatever you want and you can tell him what he's doing right or wrong.

gets really nervous when you say you want him to go down on you bcs he's never done it before but is happy to do whatever you want bcs he just wants to make you feel good.

immediately infatuated with your taste, his head spinning as he eats you out, letting his tongue dip into your entrance.

finds out he actually likes you telling him exactly what to do, the sound of you moaning when he does something right making his cock twitch.

whimpers and moans into you, the vibrations making your hips stutter into his face.

almost cums in his pants when you start praising him, telling him how good he's doing and pretty he looks between your thighs.

the sound of you telling him you're about to cum is like music to his ears, a sly smile spreading across his lips.

gets lightheaded at the taste of your release and the feeling of your thighs clamping around his head.

thanks you over and over for letting him make it up to you and snuggles into you, making you stay there for a good while.

i'm going to eat him whole. also this is kinda short and sweet mb.

[de4dlyniightshade]

i loveeee your headcannons for spencer!!

can we get some for service-softdom!spencer?

OMFG I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS IM SO SORRY!!!

BUT YES OFC!!!

HEADCANON SEGMENT!!!(this bit is getting cringe i regret my choices.)

we all know damn well that spencer is giver, LOVESSSSSSSS to make you feel good and hear how good he makes you feel

would literally be so gentle and sweet with you, doing whatever you want him to do bcs he's literally the best boy ever<3

loves when you tell him exactly what you want him to do bcs it just makes it so much easier for him and he knows he's doing good.

needs lots of reassurance and praise bcs his biggest fear is hurting you or doing something wrong and you not enjoying it.

loves when you're like rlly tired and just tell him to fuck you however he wants just as long as he's inside you and close to you, letting him use you to get himself and you off.

enjoys missionary a lot!! bcs he gets to bury his face in your neck and wrap his arms around you or suck on your tits while he fucks you nice and deep

never needs to be told that the clit needs attention too, he's a genius, of fucking course he knows where it is and how to use it and loves to, the way his touch makes you squirm and moan making him lose his mind.

face sitting is a must. suffocate him and ride his face until he's lightheaded and seeing stars and he'll still ask for more.

adores when you use his body to get yourself off and doesn't care if he doesn't get anything in return, he just loves making you cum, especially when you fuck yourself on his fingers while he's just reading or minding his own business.

thigh riding!!! doesn't matter what time of day it is, it could be 5am and he wouldn't care, will never pass up the chance to watch you ride his thigh, gasping and moaning while you grip his shirt.

so. many. compliments. never stops telling you how pretty you are and how beautiful your body is, how pretty your sounds are and how much he adores every inch of you.

knows damn well that toys are his teammate and not his competition.

pulls you back against his chest and guides your hips up and down as he thrusts into you at whatever pace you tell him to.

wont let you ever clean yourself up afterwards, that's his job and his job only, you deserve to just sit pretty while he kisses your soft skin and wipes away any mess.

[de4dlyniightshade]

I’d really just like to request your most feral Spencer Reid headcanons. SFW, NSFW, raunchy, tame - whatever. Just your like “I will fight anyone who disagrees, they are fact” type headcanons.

(Because I reread all your headcanons and love every single one)

I BEEN WAITING ON SOMEONE ASKING THIS! i've also just been meaning to make a hc post.

i was gonna split them into nsfw and sfw but they just ended up all mixed together 0-0

submissive and breedable spencer truther til i fucking die i'll get him pregnant don't play with me.

loves messy kisses like spit running down his chin, tongues down each others throat, desperately gripping at each other type of kisses.

maybe just me projecting and taking what mgg said as gospel truth but i fully believe that spencer loves a curvy woman, not even just for sexual reasons he also loves to rest his head on a nice big pair of boobs or thighs.

speaking of, boob guy! shamefully, but still a boob guy! adores groping your boobs whenever he can and would have your boob in his mouth 24/7 if he could, has literally fallen asleep with his head under your shirt and your nipple in his mouth.

munch! like the biggest munch ever, loves nothing more than coming home from a long day and burying his face between your thighs or having you ride his face.

knows full well that toys are his teammate and not his competitors and has no insecurities about you using toys on yourself or owning any.

does not care how well groomed you are, if you asked him what he preferred he'd be like??? it's literally none of my business???

needs lots of reassurance during sex, he just likes to know that he's doing good and making you feel good throughout the whole thing.

doesn't like talking about his sex life, especially with derek, no matter how hard he pressed and pries spencer wont let anything but the bare minimum out.

i imagine he's more drawn to a commanding woman, someone who will take the lead and teach him because of his inexperience and finds that he actually loves being dominated and hardly has any desire to dominate you.

really vocal! even though i've already said it like twice he just is, i can feel it in my bones, he's just such a whiny little baby and can't help but moan loudly any time you're touching him.

is completely against the idea of road head until you do it while you're on a long drive and it both changes his life and almost ends it bcs he swerved into the other lane which was luckily empty.

still gets shy when you kiss him in front even the team even years down the line.

learns to cook so he can make you breakfast whenever you're staying at his apartment.

on the same lines, lovesss morning sex, just that feeling of not wanting to get out your warm bed into the cold air, savouring the warmth in the best way possible.

had no idea what queefing was real until it happened and he was like genuinely so fascinated rather than disgusted.

i feel like spencer would own a bird for sure, not just bcs of gideon but he did help him realise how cool birds are which made him get one, probably a cockatiel or parrotlet with some silly name like dave.

all bark, no bite. likes to act a big game in front of others but the second you're alone he's begging and calling you mommy.

loves nothing more than waking up before you, pressing a kiss to your forehead before carefully and quietly getting out of bed to make you breakfast with the intention of bringing it to you but when you wake up before him and sneak up behind him to wrap your arms around his waist he can't help but melt.

very open to experimenting further down the line, anything you want to try he'll try at least once, except for blindfolds on himself, would be completely open to blindfolding you though.

loves public touching, not outright sex but he'd love when you subtly brush your hand over his crotch or take a handful of his ass in a public place.

teaches you how to knit and cries when you actually make him something like a sweater or even just a hat bcs he realises that's why you wanted to learn in the first place.

can't ride a bike.(this is definitely me projecting bcs i can't but i just feel like he can't okay)

lana enjoyer!!! especially if you are, he just wants to understand all the things you love and if you love lana so does he, he'd love to hear you ramble about your favourite songs and would take note of them and listen to them asap and tell you he loves them even if he didn't like some that much bcs he loves how happy it makes you.

wouldn't want to introduce you to his mother too soon but if you ended up meeting her by chance he'd be sweating buckets in case you didn't get along but you two just bond over your adoration for him and he's just so happy about it.

probably took a while to warm up to physical touch in the beginning bcs of his germophobia but when he finally does he regrets not doing it sooner.

washes his hands every single time before touching you sexually, not even for his benefit, he just wants to be as safe as possible with you.

loves elvis and almost proposes on the spot when you offer to dance with him to can't help falling in love, secretly sheds a few tears while you waltz around his apartment in your pyjamas.

okay i've definitely left stuff out that i've thought of but this is long asf so i'll leave it there😭

[de4dlyniightshade]

I wonder how Spencer would react to being denied orgasming🤨

omfg yum, i love making boys cry🫶

speaking of which, would cry, so hard like gasping and writhing and sobbing and begging for you to let him cum.

usually only gets denied when he needs punishing;3 and takes it like such a champ bcs he just wants to be your good boy all the time.

gets so overwhelmed if you deny him multiple times, his thighs shaking and back arching, trying to rut into your hand but you just hold him down so he can't, which only makes him cry harder.

constantly whimpering stuff like "please, i'll be good mommy, i'll be a good boy" all whiny and desperate.

struggles so much with not touching you when you tell him he can't, he just loves to grip your hips and thighs and hold onto you anywhere he can.

will babble nonsense when he feels your hand tighten around the base of his cock, preventing him from cumming, the loss making him sob and plead with you to let him.

secretly loves when you deny him bcs you have full control over him and get to call the shots if he does or doesn't cum and the feeling of someone dominating him to that extent just makes his mind go blank.

when you finally do let him cum his mouth drops open, his back arching as tears run down his pink cheeks, a constant string of "thank you mommy" falling from his lips.

will bury his face into your neck and wrap himself around you to be as close as possible to you, whining when it's not close enough even though your bodies are pressed together, not an inch of space between you.

needs praise afterwards, he needs to hear you say how good he was and how he's always your good boy and that you love him.

can't fall asleep unless there's some kind of skin to skin contact, he needs to know that you're there and he's not alone.

he's the sweetest baby boy ever i'll cry rn:,)

[de4dlyniightshade]

I need sweetheart Spencer headcannons. I gotta hear about this guys sweet little habits and his love language frfr

i can yap abt domestic shit with spencer for YEARS

really listens to you like if you mention even briefly a brand you like he buys you it, flowers you like, always a vase of them in his or your place for you.

if you mention you don't like the smell of his laundry detergent or anything like that she changes it immediately for you.

learns how to make your favourite coffee, no matter how elaborate, will even buy the expensive tools to make it for you every morning.

thrifts trinkets and silly things for you that he thinks you'd like, just cute little ornaments and cups, mugs, bottles, anything he sees that makes him think of you.

tucks you in at night, every night, even if you're still awake he makes sure to tuck the duvet around your neck to keep you cosy.

on the same lines, always has a blanket within reach for when you fall asleep on the couch, carefully laying it on you and pressing a kiss to your head.

plays your favourite music in the morning while he makes your coffee so you wake up to something that you enjoy.

hand holder always, his hand is never out of your when you're going places, one of his worst fears being you getting separated from him in a crowd or worse, his job making him slightly paranoid about you getting kidnapped.

loves dancing with you to old music.

such a cliche gentleman, always opening doors for you and will literally race you to your side of the car to open the door for you and will tell you to wait so he can get out and open it for you too. also always pulls your chair out for you and takes your jacket.

loves to talk about you but always feels shy around the team because he knows how they'll tease him, all but penelope who asks about you daily and lets spencer ramble about everything you told him since the second he saw you.

you once got a call from penelope which worried you since she gave you her number in case something happened to spencer so you answered really worried but it was just for her to tell you that spencer finally admitted that he wanted to marry you.

always has to have skin on skin contact while he sleeps, even if it's just his leg touching you, he just needs to know you're there.

very proudly introduced you to his mother, beaming with pride because he knew she'd love you because he knew you loved him and that's all diana ever wanted for him.

humming. always. he's always humming some tune while he does anything, especially cooking or making coffee in the morning.

almost cries when jj brings her kids over and he looks over to see you with henry on your hip, humming a tune you'd heard him hum while bouncing him to the tune.

[de4dlyniightshade]

I imagine sub Spencer would be literally rock hard by just being allowed to touch you, like he LOVES when you let him touch or kiss you anywhere he wants

omfg literally!!! i imagine he'd be so fascinated watching his fingers thrust in and out of you and just cant help but palm himself as he does it bcs he's just so needy and hard for you :,)

HEADCANON SEGMENT!!!(i should actually make a headcanon segment tag)

can and will cum in his pants just by eating you out bcs he just loves to hear how good he makes you feel and loves the way you pull his hair and grind into his mouth.

loves giving way more than receiving, don't get me wrong he loves a good bj bcs he's still a man after all but having you sit on his face or use his fingers??? absolute heaven for him.

later seasons spencer definitely eats you out so much that his facial hair would be literally bleached and he'd just have to make up some bullshit excuse that red facial hair runs in his family if anyone pointed it out.

100% loves sucking on your boobs and can't help but grind on your thigh and whimper into your skin while he does it.

is always completely baffled listening to other men talk about how great bjs are and how they can't be bothered to go down on their gfs and just sits there like??? bcs he just can't get enough of it.

when he gets exposed as a munch in the bureau he gets so much praise from the woman, all of them telling him how good of a man he is and how lucky you are to have him, the whole thing making him feel very confident that he was a good boyfriend to you.

(spencer x bau!reader) he has been pulled aside multiple times by other men in the bureau and been very bashfully asked how to eat pussy properly after you very public and very loudly hyped up how good he was at it.

never has a good response to being asked how, he just...does? he doesn't have any specific technique and hasn't since he found out that everyone is different and what works for you wouldn't work for someone else.

absolutely knows your body like the back of his hand and can make you cum in two minutes flat.

loves to worship your body, leaving gentle kisses all over you and letting his hands trail over all your curves and contours.

would definitely get excited when it comes to the end of the work day, knowing that he could come home and bury his face between your thighs and eat you out to his heart's content.

honestly this just became munch!spencer but he's a munch your honour what can i say ;3

[de4dlyniightshade]

I read the vocal Spencer hcs and I saw u wrote Abt him being the Prince of overstimulation, you got any more hcs revolving that? (And/or aftercaree🙏)

abso-fucking-lutely i do >:3

would literally let you overstimulate him until he passes out and can't stop shaking, he just can't get enough of it.

hardly ever cums just once bcs he's a little greedy and will absolutely almost burst into tears if you stop after just one, whining and begging for more.

loves the way that overstimulation makes him feel, the way it makes his mind go completely blank and he doesn't have to think about any of his worries bcs he physically can't.

always has to have you in his lap either riding him or straddling his thighs as you use your hands bcs he just can't keep still, constantly rutting his hips into you and arching his back.

sobs. every time. honestly sometimes he cries so hard that it worries you that he's actually in pain or not enjoying it but any time you slow down to check on him he whines and begs you not to stop.

likes restraints but not anything too much, just his wrists, having his legs restrained just stresses him out.

absolutely owns a little vibrator for you to use on him and loves it, the feeling of it pressing against his sensitive tip making his whole body shake and making him let out pathetic sobs and whimpers.

loves dumbification! especially when you say stuff like "what's the matter smarty? can't even think for yourself?"bcs he literally can't. his 187 iq out the window.

loves handjobs more than blowjobs bcs he gets to watch your hand stroke him and loves when you kiss him while you do it.

will never admit that he likes to be covered in his own cum after a session, something about the way his skin looks coated in his own release making him lightheaded.

literally wont leave your side afterwards, even following you to the bathroom when you go to get a washcloth.

will shake and tremble for a good while after you overstimulate him a lot, his thighs constantly twitching.

needs lots of reassurance and praise while you hold him.

loves when you give him gentle kisses and play with his hair and will fall asleep pretty quickly at the feeling.

gets really quiet afterwards and just wants to be by your side, snuggled into and draped over you.

[de4dlyniightshade]

ilysm and ur writing omg mamas (u have no idea who I am #parasocialrelationshipcore) BUT im like A SUPER FAN ☝️😫 anyway, ma'am, i had a sudden deep and absolutely CARNAL need inside of me- and how better to solve that emptiness with your headcanons?? 😍 OKAY, so the vision was like basically how spencer would act if you like praised something about him a lot like you emphasize it sm, YK? like say u said his lips were pretty or like his style is *chef's kiss* LIKE HOW WOULD HE REACT TO THIS INFORMATION?!! DOES HE THINK ABT IT OR IS HE COCKY OR WHAT? i need this man on a scary level omfg I'm so down baddddd THE D IS FIRE! also UGH i love your headcanons like they're literally my thoughts except like they're BETTER. que yummi (sorry for allat btw I'm a yapper if u couldn't alr tell)

idk who you are but i love you. you seem so fun and sweet pls kiss me on the mouth.

also! HIS LIPS!!! YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT!!!(i have to go with his lips. they're so gorgeous.)

would probably think you're making fun of him at first bcs he doesn't get compliments often or he thinks you're just saying it to be nice so he'd just be like "thanks:]" with his silly white boy smile.

when you continue saying stuff like "i'm so jealous of your lips spencer, they're so pretty, it's not fair" he realises that you're actually serious and actually complimenting him and gets all bashful about it.

studies his lips in the mirror to see what you're seeing but just doesn't understand why you're so obsessed with them, to him they're just his lips that he's always had.

gets teased to death by derek about it, derek mocking your compliments in a high pitched voice and making kissy faces at spencer.

looks forward to your compliments every day for a little confidence boost and when you're not there for whatever reason he doesn't know what to even do with himself.

ofc you don't just compliment his lips, most of the time it is but you also tell him how good his hair looks when he gets a haircut or if you notice a new tie you make sure to mention it, the way he shyly thanks you for noticing making your whole week.

drunkenly telling him how kissable his lips are is inevitable for sure and when you do he doesn't even know how to answer you, just sitting with his mouth agape staring at you with big wide eyes and red cheeks.

when you randomly ask him if your compliments make him uncomfortable he can't answer you fast enough, immediately telling you that they don't and mumbling that he actually likes them which makes you raise your brow at him.

the knowledge that he likes your compliments only makes you do it even more, making it your mission to have him blushing and flustered at every chance you get.

loves your jokey compliments, like telling him he has a nice ass or something bcs it makes him laugh.

in conclusion, spencer is a compliment WHORE.

[de4dlyniightshade]

CAN I REQUEST BABY SPENCER BEING A TOUCH STARVED SENSITIVE BOY HEAD CANNONS ??

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!!(baby reid is my brand now;)

i imagine this would probably be after a long case and the first time he's seen you since he's been back.

definitely wouldn't straight up tell you that he's desperate for your touch but he'd be so obvious about it in the way he acted, shifting around where he sat, sighing dramatically and boring holes into you until you noticed him, which you did pretty quickly.

you'd ignore him on purpose for a while just to rile him up until he was pressing his thighs together, half hard in his pants.

almost starts shaking in anticipation when you finally acknowledge him, asking "what's the matter baby?" and motioning him over to you.

practically leaps into your arms, pressing his body as close as possible to you, your brow raising when you felt his cock pressing into the side of your leg.

as soon as you palm him through his pants he's whimpering and begging you for more, rolling his hips into your touch.

immediately does anything you ask, tugging his pants down just enough to free his cock as you manoeuvre into his lap, wrapping your hand around the base of his length.

gets overwhelmed so quickly when you start pumping his cock, starting off slowly to build him up, hearing him gasp and whimper.

non-stop pleading for more, his voice airy and high pitched as he fucked into your hand, his hands gripping your thighs.

when you ask him what's got him all worked up all he can do is babble about missing you and needing you so badly while he was gone, the way his voice cracks making you croon at him.

fights so hard not to cum too soon, the feeling of finally having your touch making him lightheaded, his mouth dropping open and eyes squeezing shut as his cock throbbed in your hold.

when you run your thumb over his tip he can't help but babble incorrectly about how good he feels, how much he missed you and warning you that he's about to cum.

"go on baby boy, cum for me" is all you had to say to have him moaning and whimpering wantonly, his head thrown back as his back arched, fucking into your fist as cum spilled down your hand and over his sweater.

immediately pulls you into him, snuggling his face into your chest as he breathed heavily, thanking you even though he knows he doesn't have to, which you tell him, pressing a kiss to his head and stroking his back.

this is kinda short and vague my bad:,)

[de4dlyniightshade]

Y'all think Reid would make himself one of your Christmas presents? Like, he'd either ruin you or let you ruin him.

yes absolutely!!!

STRAIGHT INTO THE HEADCANON SEGMENT!!!

would put one of those little bow things that you're supposed to stick to presents on his crotch as a joke but it just ends up with wrapping gifts completely abandoned, both of you ending up on your couch with you in his lap, grinding on him until he cums in his pants ;3

spencer lovvveeeessssss occasion sex like birthday sex, valentine's day, anniversary's but he's a sucker for christmas sex, just the cosy feeling in the morning when you wake up, the slight chill in the air being the perfect excuse to use the most effective means to warm yourselves up.

christmas becomes a very intimate day for you two, especially when you're on your own and don't have to go to any dinner parties, the whole day being spent joint at the hip, watching cliche christmas movies snuggled up on your couch and drinking hot chocolate, frequently getting sidetracked and spending half the movie making out and trailing your hands all over each other.

spencer definitely hates the cliche gift of sexy, complicated lingerie for you, it just never really does anything for him, of course he thinks you look incredible whenever you do wear anything especially sexy but he'd rather get you something more basic that you can actually wear often.

gets so flustered when he opens a gift you got him, ripping off the wrapping paper to find a vibrator, which was a complete gag gift but when he's away on a long case you can't resist cracking it open, spencer finding it in your bedside table when he comes back.

quickly discovers that he actually likes using toys on you when he comes home to you using the vibrator again when he had to stay late and you couldn't wait any longer, spencer offering to take over for you, which was something you'd never say no to.

loves to come home with you after a christmas party and just immediately head to the bedroom and practically rip the clothes off each other so he can be buried inside you after an exhausting day, letting you ride him and use him however you want.

honestly got very sidetracked but what can i say? i'm a story teller🤷‍♀️

[de4dlyniightshade]

may i request some hair pulling hcs for our bbyboy bc i have a feral need to knot my fingers in his pretty hair regardless of the era and pull until there are tears in his eyes

(idk when i started being so bold i think 2024 is my idgaf era)

OMFG YESSSS!!! obviously i have baby reid in mind bcs i'm the baby reid girlie!

he'd probably whine about you ruining his hair when you ran your fingers through it but as soon as he feels you tugging lightly on the hair at the back of his neck he can't help but let his jaw fall slack, an almost silent whimper falling from his lips.

will beg you to pull his hair as soon as he's got a taste for it and if you denied him he'd get so whiny and pouty, looking at you with big puppy eyes until you give in.

oftentimes goes into work with messed up hair because you just couldn't help but give him a needy, messy kiss at the door, tangling your fingers in his hair and tugging harshly just to rile him up.

loves missionary with his head buried in your neck, one of your hands gripping his shoulder and the other buried in his hair.

can't get enough of you pulling his hair while he eats you out, moaning into you while he lap's desperately at your pussy.

also loves when you ride his face and grip his hair to balance yourself.

[de4dlyniightshade]

Headcanons request:

Spencer’s dream partner. What do you think is important to him? Do you think he has a “type”?

And since you mentioned him and I JUST got the movie to watch - any fun headcanons for Chip??

half of this is me lowkey projecting but sue me. i'm delusional.

has to be patient for sure because he's really inexperienced in all aspects of a relationship and is terrified of rejection so he takes a while to open up about things and be comfortable with certain things.

words of affirmation! he loves being told that he did good at something or that he looks nice and loves doing the same for you because he loves to see your happy expression.

curvy woman lover!!! every time he hears derek talking about curvy women he's always talking about their ass and boobs but spencer is just like <soft3 and <squishy3 he loves to lay his head on a soft pair of thighs.

i don't think he'd have much a preference for like hair colour or length but i think shorter hair is a plus for him so when you're cuddling it's not in his face too much.

loves someone who dresses alternative and doesn't care what others think or how they feel about it.

really shy about pda but also loves it because it shows him you're not embarrassed of him and that you actually like showing him off so he'd probably like someone who's completely comfortable with pda.

has to like cats. i've seen some people saying spencer would never be a cat person bcs he needs them to cuddle him when he wants but you're telling me he wouldn't raise the sweetest little girl cat ever? she'd be already waiting at the door for him beside you wdym???

has to enjoy old movies and music because it's what he likes and listens to and he loves sharing his interests with others.

as for fun chip hcs!!!

very forgetful like it's obvious in the movie he's pretty scatterbrained but oh my god he's the definition of the expression he'd lose his head if it wasn't attached to his neck.

very oblivious to danger and way too trusting and gets himself into some tight situations way too often.

wholeheartedly believes platypuses aren't real.

such a sweetheart like genuinely the most loving and kind man ever but he's just a little slow at times but with the right person it's very endearing rather than annoying.

refuses to eat things he's never tried but claims he doesn't like(me fr)

has such a sweet tooth like it doesn't matter what just anything sweet, especially cake.

can't cook. anything. and is scared of the microwave. claims he doesn't trust it.

loves driving with you and listening to music but it almost always ends up with you in a secluded area and getting it on in the backseats.

[de4dlyniightshade]

HOLD ON YOU WRITE FOR CHIP TAYLOR?? GOD, 68KILL IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE RN I LOVE CHIP.

I absolutely NEED submissive hcs for him if you would be so kind as to shareeee🙏

I DO!!! i have a very rough draft for chip rn but idk i might scrap it so nothing in the immediate works rn but expect chip fics in the unforeseeable future!

into the hcs bcs i've been WAITING on a chip lover, i was born for this.

praise SLUT! loves when you call him your good boy and tell him how good he feels in you.

also likes degrading but not too much just stuff like complaining about how you're doing all the work when you're riding him.

cries when he cums. like lip quivering, sniffling, fat tears rolling down his cheeks type shit.

always begs to cum inside you, not even because he wants to get you pregnant or anything like that, you just feel so good around him and he doesn't want it to go away.

MUNCH!!!(let's be real, every mgg role is a munch)

could be hard all the time like if you showed a little bit of skin bending over or reaching up? hard. kissed him on the cheek? hard. hugged him? hard. smiled at him? hard. breathed? hard.

messy kisser, especially when you're touching him because he just can't think straight and just ends up fumbling blindly while desperately kissing you.

loses his mind when you jerk him off with his back to your chest, the way you whisper praises into his ear from behind him making his cock twitch.

car sex!!!(i have the memory of a table and i can't remember if that red car is his but let's just pretend is is)

[de4dlyniightshade]

Do you think Spencer likes just normal prostate massages and toys or that he has to be pegged?

HCs for that whole subject. Like if you buy him a vibrating toy and bend him over, what does he do?

Pleaseeee

prostate massage with spencer my beloved😵‍💫

he'd LOVVVEEEEE them, your fingertips pressed to nicely to his sweet spot, moving ever so gently to stimulate him, the feeling of having him so fucked out with just the smallest movements making you feel powerful.

he also wouldn't mind if you used a dildo on him rather than your strap just for convenience, he was getting fucked all the same so he didn't care. he did have a preference for being pegged just because he felt it was more intimate, the way you gripped his hips and waist, pulling him onto your strap in time with your thrusts as he lay limp and fucked out under you.

he'd be shy to bring up his interest in vibrators to you but lucky for him you already had it in mind, proposing the idea to him in the heat of the moment as he lay completely exposed under you, his leaking cock twitching at the idea as he nodded eagerly.

you wouldn't start with anything too big, just something simple and slim, slipping it inside him with the help of a little lube, smirking as you turned it on without warning just to hear him gasp, his hips twitching and rutting instantly as the vibrations wracked his body.

you'd ask him low and sultry if he wanted more, smiling at the way he nodded quickly, already panting at the stimulation, the feeling of the vibrations becoming abruptly more intense making his back arch, thighs trembling as he gripped the sheets, tears pricking his eyes as he felt his orgasm approaching.

he'd babble incoherently as his cock throbbed and leaked, thighs tensing and trembling as he whimpered, choking out a warning that he was going to cum before he released all over his stomach, hips fucking into nothing as his eyes rolled into the back of his head, tears streaking his cheeks and even a little trail of drool spilling from the corner of his mouth.

[de4dlyniightshade]

Hello, amazing writer and human being!!!

Headcanons for what pegging Reid would be like?

Like is he embarrassed to ask, does he bring it up or do you? Is it only when he wants to be completely dominated or the norm? Just all the thoughts because Spencer is both a certified munch and someone who deserves to be pegged til he can’t think!!

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reid deserves to be pegged until he can't walk.

i imagine he'd be the one to ask, mostly because you didn't think it would be something he would like.

he'd be supppeeeerrrrrrr shy about it though and would subtly bring things up relating to the subject, hoping that you'd pick up on it, which you did.

when he finally did breech the subject he could hardly get a word out, making no sense as he stuttered and beat around the bush, thankfully you already knew what it was about and couldn't help but say it for him, asking him "you want me to peg you, don't you baby?" so nonchalantly.

your sudden question made him blush bright red, nodding shyly and avoiding your eyes, which made you pout at him.

since you already knew what he wanted there was no need to buy a strap since you'd already done it in advance.

when you told him you already had one his eyes blew wide, not expecting you to have already been prepared and also now feeling on the spot.

you reassured him that you didn't have to right now and it could wait until he felt ready but he knew he wasn't going to get any less nervous about it.

you soon had him stripped naked in the middle of your shared bed, strap already on just to rile him up as you prepped him, using your fingers to stretch him out to minimise his discomfort.

the second you're pushing the tip into him he's whimpering and arching his back, his mouth falling open and eyes closing as you filled him.

gets lightheaded at your praises, telling him that he's your pretty boy and your good boy and how good he's doing for you while you fuck him, slowly and gently at first.

when you pick up the pace, thrusting faster and deeper, hitting that sweet spot he can't stop himself from cumming, unable to even warn you that his orgasm was approaching.

he'd apologise profusely for cumming too soon but you'd just shush him, taking his thighs into your hands to hold him still before you began shallowly fucking into him again, a loud gasp falling from his lips followed by a pathetic whine.

the mix of overstimulation and the brutal pace that you set had him writhing and arching his back as his body trembled, tears streaming down his pink cheeks as he came all over himself for the second time, practically screaming your name as he did.

would snuggle up to you immediately after, wrapping all his limbs around you and promptly passing out but you couldn't even be mad, poor baby's just so exhausted from all that hard work(he did shite all but sit and look pretty)

[de4dlyniightshade]

could i please have some hcs for how spence would react if his autistic s/o kept getting cut off when they were talking about a special interest? ty bestie i love ur writing sm

bro that shits so fucking annoying ik it would piss spencer off sm

probably patient at first, understands that sometimes people just like to get their point in before the topic is gone.

when it happens often he waits for the other person to stop talking and goes "what were you saying again? you got interrupted there" all polite but makes sure to be direct about the interrupted part.

shoots DAGGERS like the stankiest, nastiest stink eye you've ever seen.

when you get completely cut off with something that has nothing to do with what you were talking about he makes sure to sigh really dramatically and not pay any attention on purpose.

cuts them off to give them a taste of their own medicine.

ends up getting frustrated with you not being able to get a word in and just blurts out something like "interrupting people is really rude, y'know?" the room falling silent before he turns to you, motioning for you to continue.