#💎 shimmering princess ➤ diancie.

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“The fact that being interested in himbos is a constant in this family does not bode well for me!!”

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“Mind if I just-” Presses her palms together and makes a giant diamond between them.

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picrew

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“... Everyone keeps looking at me ever since I got back recently... what did I do-”

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“You must have a deathwish If you’re trying to pull up On a little fairy bitch With the switchblade, run Fairy metal in my hand”

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Your Dating Service

Date with Diancie. Date Fee: $1000000 Customer Comments: "Diancie didn't even show up!!! (Male in 30s)" 

“Oh sorry, sorryyy, I’m a busy gal! Totally spaced it!” (Truthfully, she saw him from a distance and immediately knew he was one those kind of fans. No thank you!)

Date with Noir. Date Fee: $400 Customer Comments: "Noir bought me food and then left immediately.. (Female in late 20s)"

“You’re lucky I even did that.”

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“Is it possible to get sick from stress? I feel like that’s my entire life right now!!”

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“Diamond Storm is the most useful move for special effects.”

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“Is that so-”

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“WHAT- BEING ONLINE IS A HUGE PART OF MY JOB, WH- I WAS MAKING A TWITTER POST ABOUT MY UPCOMING HOLIDAY TOUR!! THAT!!!! IS LITERALLY MY JOB!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME! MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO DO THIS!!!!!”

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“OW-”

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“I WAS EVEN CALLING YVELTAL ‘PAPA’ BEFORE THEY WERE TOGETHER!! HOW DID HE NOT GET A CLUE!”

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“Diamond swords really aren’t practical at all outside of Minecraft, but I can make one in real life!”

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SHE IS SO TOUCH STARVED.

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Breaks another egg in his hand.

“AAAAAHH-”

“... If you do the cooking by the book, then you’ll have a- NOW BREAK IT DOWN BITCH-”