#💚cocky sniper robot💚

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🌙🌙🌙 for whichever s/i or f/o you feel inspired to talk about (if you'd like suggestions, may I suggest your Quarry S/I, your transformers F/OS, or for one your parental f/os?)

Sunny @tex-treasures

Oh thank you for suggesting some of those.

Quarry S/i:

She was and is an absolute ocean fan, she loves the sea and could spend hours of days even months just chilling on the sea, since shes a druid human needs dont really apply to her?. Ocean creatures love her a lot.

Trans.former f/os:

Crosshairs is by far the one who gets jealous easily, ive got the capacity to know when hes jealous/annoyed based on the sounds he makes in his vehicle form, I say that bcs most of the time he gets jealous its because we are around other humans and he hates it.

Parental f/o:

Ray is best dad, but we know that, he didnt have kids of his own but when he sees my s/I, an anarchist artist hacker hes like "okay. Shes my child now" and gives great life advice, he gets used to the ammount of physical love he gets from my s/I, and is ready to help with any problem she has, love life, hacker skills, financial, hes very proud and happy.

And also slowly gets along with wrench and once they become buddies. Its pure chaos.

Thanks for the ask!!

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Yknow when you and your bf playfight, and it turns into a lot of romantic tension? Yeah.

Based off of this

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Moots only ok to rb.

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Playfight

Cw: slight violence.

Only Moots ok to rb.

Summary: jerico and crosshairs playfight, chaos ensues.

-- you sure you can handle me, Sheila?-- asked crosshairs to jerico, who grinned and pressed the tip of her pointing finger against his chest.

--oh im sure I can, the question is, can you handle me?-- she Walked a step closer to the mech.

Cross laughed loudly, their faces inches away from eachother-- I wouldnt be too sure about it, its been a while since we last sparred,jerico

--wanna bet on that?-- jeri asked with a smug smile.

--oh, absolutely, what do you have in mind...?-- the green mech asked.

--how about...doing the others chores for a week Straight?

--up that to a month and ya have a deal, princess

Jers fans kicked in, she chuckled and nodded-- you got yourself a deal, handsome...

If crosshairs was a human, he wouldve blushed at the petname, but instead he smirked, ignoring the sound of his cooling system kicking in-- three..

--two....one go!-- jerico pressed her lips against his, and as cross is processing whats happening she kicks him down, feet against his chest.

--you are dangerous, luv-- he grabbed her leg, twisting it so she would loose balance and tipped over.

Her back met the Grass, the mech hovered over her pinning her hands over her head,legs straddling hers-- but ive got some tricks of my own-- he leaned in for a kiss-- so...I win?

--not quite...-- she answered raising her knees up to her chest and kicked him right in the abdomen with all her strenght.

Crosshairs rolled over in pain falling to the Grass again, giving her a small window of opportunity.

Jerico tried to stomp her foot on his chest but cross was quicker and stood up-- I do love a woman that can kick my arse

-- well, youre about to love me even more!-- and so she charged at him, arms wrapping around her waist to then flip him and throw him to the ground, sitting on his chest.

Crosshairs' fans were loud as all shit, and jeri thought that for a moment she could see his metal plates turning red.

--i guess ya were right, I love you even more now

Jeri giggled and stood up, helping him do the same.

Cross hugged her tightly with a smile, squeezing the living daylights out of her-- my love-- cross said caressing her synthetic hair.

--Yes,honey?-- jer asked.

-- I love ya

-- me too crossy

The mech stepped back a little to meet her gaze, his smile was now full of love, his own optics radiating love off of them-- how about we find somewhere nice to cuddle?

She nodded and both shrank to the size of normal humans, though, even though both were 20 feet tall in their normal forms, for some reason whenever they used Mass displacement jerico was 5'5, and crosshairs was 6'1.

And he didnt let that go.

-- come on tiny, lets cuddle under a tree or something

--oh fuck off! Im tiny but I can kick your ass!

Both Walked to a nearby tree-- im sure you can, sweetspark

Later that day they were needed to help around the New barn, but nobody had the heart to wake them up.

(Specially not bumblebee who took pictures for future blackmail)

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Brooding

Cw: gif tw eye contact Mild swearing maybe?

Ask to tag. Only Moots ok to rb.

Summary: optimus is brooding silently in the middle of a sunny spot, jerico wants to help him cheer up.

Taglist: @tex-treasures @aeliusinclairs @samsbeckett

-- whats up with him?-- asked jerico, pointing at optimus who was in alt mode, brooding.

Crosshairs looked at the red and blue truck-- hes pissed

--Yeah no shit Sherlock-- answered jeri-- whats got his circuitos in a bunch now?

The green bot shrugged-- allspark knows...

Sighing, the female bot stopped leaning against the wall of their warehouse-- ill go check

Crosshairs laughed behind her-- ill plan your funeral!

She just middle fingered him and went to talk to optimus.

--uh, prime? Everything good in there?-- she asked crouching infront of the vehicle.

Silence.

She sighed, patting the trucks roof-- come on boss, yknow you can talk to me

Silence.

Jeri stood up and popped her joints-- your body is gonna hurt when you de transform, besides youre right in the middle of a sunny spot, youre gonna fuck up your ac again, cant you go in the shadow of a tree to brood in silence?

Again, no answer

While crosshairs laughed his ass off at his girlfriends useless attempt to coax their leader to talk it out, hound and drift approached.

-- whats nova trying to do?-- asked hound

--trying to get prime to Open up-- answered the green mech between tears of laughter.

Drift looked worried and distraught-- she has a death wish, look!

In that moment jerico punched the roof of the truck softly-- alright thats it!-- she said, prime make something of yourself!

And so the truck transformed into the autobots leader, optimus prime, who glared at her with anger.

--There, happy?-- he asked.

--very much so, -- jer answered almost unphased-- alright you big Teddy bear lets to to the shade and talk it out, youre still needed around here, and bottling things up doesnt work

She took his hand and dragged him away from prying eyes.

After some hours they came back, prime was in a cheery mood that made everyone both relieved and slightly disturbed.

-- and you said I had a deathwish-- jerico teased crosshairs.

-- I swear, youre the only bot crazy enough to face optimus while hes mad-- added crosshairs.

--and im the only bot who belived that she could make prime get out of his Shell, here you go sweetie, half of the money of the bet

Nova looked at bee confused-- bet?...Wait a fucking minute -- she Turned to her fellow autobots-- you guys didnt Belive I could do it?

Crosshairs, drift and hound played dumb, then she looked at ironhide, jazz and ratchet, who pretended that she wasnt there -- come on you guys...at least tell me wheelie and brains evaluated that I could--

But the look on wheelie's and brains' eyes said no.

-- oh fuck you guys!-- she stormed out of their warehouse/home.

It was her turn to brood silently under the shade of a tree.

Her alt form , a black Chevrolet impala from 1967, blasting "Fuck you" by Lilly allen.

Optimus only sighed looking at the rest of his Crew-- you are going to fix this

And so he left, and behind him his fellow autobots were choosing who would make the sacrifice of talking to a very mad jerico.

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sitting on their shoulder saga!! ok to rb  dont repost my art

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Welcome Back

Cw:none ask to tag

Ok to rb.

Summmary: after being separated from her crew (aka after the third movie) for a long time, lazaro returns and re-establishes her old relationshipps with much chaos in between.

(This GIF is gold pure gold!)

It was nice to be with her family back, she Rode down the dusty road into their New home.

One for the humans and one for them, the transformers.

And they are all waiting for her there.

Optimus de-transforms, smiling as she does the same.

--the mamacita is here!-- teased crosshairs-- be carefull muchachos she'll burn you!--he laughed--well fuck me! Lazaro no time no see! Beautiful as ever-- said crosshairs taking lazaros hand.

--you know I hate when you call me that, but i see you havent lost your touch, crosshairs, handsome as ever,still

--you know I like to tease you-- answers the green mech.

The green bot smiles before being yanked away by both drift and hound, who hugged her tightly.

--lazaro!-- shouted bumblebee running to her .

--bee! You talk again! Oh how wonderfull to see you!

--same here,old friend

--welcome home, lazaro-- said optimus patting her back.

They all got into the huge warehouse, they all transformed into a smaller versions of themselves and Walked.

-- we saved you a spot by the Window!-- said bee pointing at a huge room-- thats for you

--you guys are too kind!-- lazaro said, hugging bee.

-- go rest, after todays drive you must be tired-- optimus added patting her back.

She nodded-- on it, boss!

As she walks away she doest hear primes fans kick in.

-- youre...blushing? -- asked bee teasingly.

--Not another word-- said optimus walking away.

Bee starts to laugh with crosshairs, drift starts to Snicker, and hound tries to contain his loud laughter .

The following days she'd help around the yeager family, she didnt had the chance to interact with humans like this, in her normal form.

Now shes sitting on her bed, looking at some old Polaroid pictures she took with bee during the 80s, when they first met.

[...]

It was a warm summer night, bee was Driving with his human companion at the time , charlie.

--have you ever wondered if there were more like you here?,in earth...?

The car rumbles as if it was saying yes.

--Ive found a New car recently, its weird, want to check it out?

Bee de-transforms catching his friend.

--Look, It has the same emblem as you!

Bee gasped, well if he could he would, he Gently taps the trunk of the car.

-- 《we wont hurt you》 -- said the bot through the radio--《 im an autobot 》

The car drives into the yard, and de-transforms.

-- 《im bumblebee》-- said bee.

--Well, I dont have a name per se-- said the other autobot-- but you can call me Lazaro...

Bee shook her hand and smiled-- 《hi, lazaro!》

[...]

--remembering the past?-- asked none other than bee himself leaning on the wall.

--Can you blame me? You look so much cuter Back then..

The mech giggles helping her stand up--we were kids back then

Lazaro sighs smiling-- but you havent changed a bit-- said she cupping his cheeks-- youre still cute as ever...

Bees fans kick in, as she presses a gentle kiss to his metal lips.

-- ill see you around,I told tessa id help her with her college Papers

As she leaves bee just falls on his ass mumbling nonsense until crosshairs finds him

--lazaro again?-- asked the green mech.

--yep....-- answered bee.

As lazaro helps tessa, the human smiles,they are sitting in the yard, optimus talks with cade.

--ive seen the way you look at optimus yknow-- said she softly pushing her bot friend.

--oh shuuush-- answered she-- he'd never like me

--oh you CLEARLY havent seen how he gets when youre around

--how so?-- lazaro tilted her head.

--dad made a comment about him acting like a schoolgirl around you,and his fans kicked in...

Remember that day you complimented his sword? Ratchet said he could see primes spark glowing like a torch! Come on you cant be that oblivious can you?

Lazaro stares at the human dumbfoldedly-- I think I can

Later that day she trained with hound,optimus watched from a distance.

--its gettin' weird--said crosshairs-- you look like a creep

Prime Turns to him, slightly scared that lazaro might see him staring.

--Just messin' with ya boss

The autobot leader scowls-- thats not funny crosshairs

--yknow, I see the way you look at her, just go and talk, its not that hard

Prime shakes his head-- oh come on--

--Hey prime!-- shouted hound-- can you come here? I need to talk with ya!

--hes got good timing -- said the green mech.

Optimus approached hound,talking about how they needed some supplies, when hound left, lazaro and prime are left alone.

--yknow boss is good to be back--said she standing infront of him-- ive missed you so much

-- the feeling is mutal-- said prime trying his best to not trip on his own Words.

--ive seen youve been weird, is everything okay?,I know things got rocky after that bitch quintessa

He sighs,looking away-- im still surprised the autobots still consider me their leader

She cups his cheek, caressing it with her thumb-- youre a great leader, and a great mech, quintessa was a rock in your step but thats it, I know deep down-- she said pressing a hand near his spark-- is a good Man, dont doubt it prime...

Optimus looks at her and smiles, he kisses her and she kisses back.

--youre a good kisser as well-- added lazaro.

Prime laughs--its good to have you back...

Its late at night now, shes laying down in her bed, playing with a hologram.

She hears the heavy steps approach her room and the gentlest of knocks on her door.

--lazaro! Oí! You up?

--yeah I am-- she said opening the door, whats up?

-- cant sleep either?

--hmm

The green mech sighs crossing his arms looking away-- wanna...wanna go for a drive like the old days?

She smiled -- of course, lets go

Both go outside transforming into their vehicle modes and Driving off around the New farm.

They get near a slightly elevated hill.

The green mech de transformed and leaned on said hill, crossing his arms once again-- I love the calmness of this, nobody to bother me

--pft youre still holding that act up?

--what act?-- lied crosshairs.

Lazaro giggles-- saying you dont need anybody, youre a soft teddybear deep down cross, dont lie to me

Crosshairs rolls his eyes, but still looks at her-- I hate it when you see right through me luv

He stands closer to her taking her hand.

Theres a brief silence, she leans on him, and sighs.

-- yknow our drives always ended with us making out, remember that?-- said he.

-- I dont see why that has to change ~

He chuckles , standing infront of her and hugging her waist--yeah I dont see why

He kisses her, her arms around his neck.

He presses his cheek against her chest-- ive missed you

Lazaro smiled-- me too,ive missed you so much

Some hours later they return, exhausted they collapse on their beds.

And day Is soon to come.

Now, early morning, drift is pondering on life itself, concentrated balancing on his swords.

Hes then tackled on the ground, and he yelps

-- what the fuck-- lAZARO!

--did I distract you?-- lazaro lifts her head up on her hands as her legs are between his.

--yes you did-- scowls the mech-- what do you want

She presses soft kiss to his lips-- brighten up, optimus wants to talk with ya

As she stands up, drift grabs her hand throwing her down with him and giving her a proper kiss.

--come on you big flirt

She get up again and transforms into her vehicle form to go train with bee.

--is there anyone you havent kissed yet?--asked hound leaning on a wall.

--you-- answered lazaro-- but dont put a challenge on me

Hounds fans kick in and looks away-- haha fuck you

--well then-- she said-- im off-- she transforms and goes to the farms entrance since she was going to take tessa and cade to the supermaket to buy groceries.

As she drives away hound shouts -- Wait wheres my kiss?!