#🔥 crack🔥

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“Help!! I have been shot by Cupid’s arrow! Literally… ” - Bunnymund xD

“I SWEAR IF YOU EVEN JUST GLANCE AT MY DIRECTION I WILL BURN YOUR RETINAS”

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Fuck Marry Kill Hysteria, Seviathan and Striker

“Marry Hysteria because...she's cute, she's fun, great to hang out with. Why not marry?”

“Fuck Striker and watch my sister get a hellfire aneurism.”

Which leaves....

“...oops.”

@strikers-saloon

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“So instead of Thanksgiving, people in Hell just swear at the murderous turkey?”

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Forgot to post yesterday😂

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@infernal-feminae

Erebus: *exists*

Cosmic horrors in the area:

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Reminder

that

never

let

Cindy

into

your

kitchen.

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Cosmic cunt fire, you say?

“To quote my Hellfire spitting sister: I do not think I will grace this with a response.”

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Fuck Marry Kill, North, Tooth and Jack Frost 😌

“Marry Tooth, we actually could talk so much. Trauma for example and how she didn't turn out to be a homicidal maniac”

“I'm not fucking the Santa, that is below even me.”

“So I guess take the ice twink for a ride and kill North.”

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Cindy's descriptions so far:

Cindy Villainfucker Flame

By @winters-club :

Cindy 'Hide yo Muses' Flame

Undercover cosmic horror, James Bond but a thousand times more terrifying

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@winters-club

Cindy: I don't know what's the fuss about souls, I just kill the dude and rip his soul out to fuel my fire.

Velvet: 👁👄👁

Cindy: Aftercare especially after rough sex is a must and those who refuse to do so deserve a knife in the dick.

Hysteria: 👁👄👁

Cindy: Yes I can burn underwater and DON'T touch that because it's a neutron star in disguise.

Baxter: 👁👄👁

Cindy: I can draw power from the stars and technically I could have sex for a year.

Verosika: 👁👄👁

Cindy: I have vocal range over 4 octaves, natural grit, octave jumps without any magic

Vy: 👁👄👁

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Damn, you three are gonna make an intergenerational sandwich?? ;)

“We already made one~”

“I'm just playing now. As one of them has the Gunslinger of Death, the other the Infernal General as love of their lives.”

@strikers-saloon

@deathshadowed

@infernal-general

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@winters-club

This is 💯 about Seviathan. And maybe Valentino

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Cindy: oooo big scary cosmic deity

Also cindy: *scared of the pink angel*

“ Listen, I could play basketball with Earth if I wanted to- ”

“But that thing scares me”