#🔮. simply elegant. > IC

[o26]

“Foolish. You are not so much an e-boy as you are an e-diot, you purugly manlet.”

exCUSE ME? I AM AN ALPHA MALE GAMER EBOY YOU ARE LITERALLY BUT A SPECK OF DUST COMPARED TO ME SCUM

[o26]

@lxngfxrgxtten​ @faede​ @moonblcst​ @swanede​ @pinkrival​

[winnerloser]

klararity replied to your post: “I think my first order of business as Champion…”...

“w HAT DID YOU DO TO HIM–”

“It would appear I’m in quite the pickle, my dear. Simply... terrifying. I’m without my powers. I’m stuck in the personage of this disgusting little boy. His Vaporeon clearly knows I am not he and she keeps biting at me incessantly. And worst of all?

I cannot do anything. I cannot fix this mess unless Victor can learn that he has my powers and does something about it. Just the thought of what he must be doing right now is causing me to sweat.

Klara dear, please hold me- although I know you may refuse due to my person being in this.... wretched state. I would understand. I weep because I am... so terribly sorry. Simply... shameful. This must be the work of the Tangle. 

This is fucking terrible. My head feels so naked”

[o26]

EXCUSE ME. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

BEDE THE FAEKIND IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE STOLE MY FUCKING HAT. THATS RIGHT. THEY ALL GOT THEIR GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS ON MY FUCKING HAT AND THEY STOLE MY FUCKING HAT AND THEY SAID “ITS AN OFFERING” AND I SAID "THATS DISGUSTING.”

SO I AM GOING TO BE MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM. BEDE GANG, YOU ARE ALL INTOLERABLE LITTLE GREMLINS. YOUR BRAINS ARE SMALLER THAN A WALNUT BUT EVEN SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY BRAIN LOOKS LIKE!

THATS RIGHT. HUMONGOUS. LUMINOUS. EFFERVESCENT. IT LOOKS LIKE CAULIFLOWER. YOU DESTROYED MY HAT SO NOW IM GOING TO DESTROY THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER PSYONIC BEAM.

EXCEPT IM NOT GOING TO JUST BEAM THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM GOING TO BEAM DIRECTLY ON THE TANGLEEE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BEDE? I BEAMED ON THE TANGLE, YOU IDIOT.

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PSYCHIC DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE REST OF GALAR. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I EVISCERATE YOU TOO.

[o26]

First, from the merciful x2

@elektrovolt​ @rivalbede​

[o26]

@klararity​

[o26]

(I am most certainly not boring. I partake in many activities! Such as... pokemon battling.... drinking tea.... training.......... .. .  . pokemon.. . .. . .)

[o26]

“LEST I MISREMEMBER, MISS OPAL’S FAERIE TRAINING SIMPLY DID NOT CONSIST OF LEARNING SHADOW-CLONE JUTSU!”

[o26]

“While you neanderthals have been busy training your wits away, I, have sprained my ankle.”

[o26]

" BABY ITS OKAY. WE'RE GONNA GET ANOTHER HAT. BIGGER!! TALLER!! HAT!! andareplacementbow, imsonakedrightnow. "

“…⟟ ☍⋏⍜⍙. ⟟ ⏃⋔ ⌇⟟⋔⌿⌰⊬ ⌇☊⏃⍀⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟒ ☊⊑⟟⌰⎅⍀⟒⋏. ⏃⌰⌇⍜ ⟟⋔ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅“

“⊑⍜⍜☌⏃ ⏚⍜⍜☌⏃!!!!! ⌇⏃⋏⏁⏃ ☊⌰⏃⎍⌇ ⟟⌇⋏⏁ ⍀⟒⏃⌰!!!! ⋏⍜⍀ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⍜⍜⏁⊑ ⎎⏃⟟⍀⊬!!!!! ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ☌⍀⏃⋏⎅⋔⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⍜⌿⏃⌰ ⎅⍀⍜⌿⌿⟒⎅ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⏁⍜⍜⏁⊑⏚⍀⎍⌇⊑ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⍜⟟⌰⟒⏁ ⏃⋏⎅ ⌇⟟⋔⌿⌰⊬ ⋔⏃☌⟟☊☍⟒⎅ ⟟⏁ ⍜⎍⏁, ⌇⊑⟒ ⎅⟟⎅ ⋏⍜⏁ ⍙⏃⌇⊑ ⟟⏁ ☊⍜⍀⍀⟒☊⏁⌰⊬. ⟟ ⌇⏃⍙ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⋔⊬ ⏁⊑⟟⍀⎅ ⟒⊬⟒. ⏃⌰⌇⍜ ⟟ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⊑⏃⏁⟒ ⊬⍜⎍ ⟟⎎ ⊬⍜⎍⍀⟒ ⍀⟒⏃⎅⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ☌⟒⏁ ⍜⎍⏁ ⍜⎎ ⋔⊬ ☌⍜⎅⎅⏃⋔⋏ ⎎⏃☊⟒“

[o26]

NO TICK TOCKING IN MY LOBBY @earngalar​

[o26]

@klararity​ Would you like to go to Alolan Chili’s?

[o26]

"...tell me about your dream in excruciating detail." Sincerely, @ayanamimon​ ;

“I want to become a gym leader. That is all. It’s a very simple, straightforward dream- no frills or pretence necessary.”

[o26]

“...”

“...”

“...”

“...”

*pulls another hat out from the pocket dimension behind me*

*and also a real gun*

[o26]

“Welcome to dark subway. May I take your evil order?”

[o26]

“Please take care to at least put effort into ruining my reputation. My image is simply in shambles as it were- I’d like to at least go out with a... bang.”