#🕸️ Dash commentary - Arackniss 🕸️

[ahelluvahigh]

"If I see one more damn Christmas light."

[nohalosinhell-archive]

He doesn't know what's worse... that both his siblings apparently want to have sex with clowns, or the unshakable feeling that someone's staring at him from behind.

[ahelluvahigh]

"Do angels even have money?"

[ahelluvahigh]

He did, indeed, shoot that fucker.

[ahelluvahigh]

"Oh. Look. Hell's on fire."

"Again."

[ahelluvahigh]

"Th' fuck, Tony?"

[nohalosinhell-archive]

“The second Shrek movie was better.”

[nohalosinhell-archive]

"It's September."

[nohalosinhell-archive]

Need a favor. I'll owe you whatever-- Just keep an eye on her-- I'll take care of it when I'm done cleaning up--

All eight eyes narrowed at the sight of that address. That's Vox's place, isn't it?

Keep an eye on who?!

Shit... Tony... the hell did you do...?

The older spider sighs. Clean up is code for I've done some shit and people are pissed.

His baby brother's probably knee deep in whatever he's broken... or stolen... or punched in the face to pick up his phone and answer any questions.

... And of course he's asking Arackniss to drive to the location of the guy who will have every right to shoot him on sight once he realizes he's gone back on their agreement.

But... he's got coverage for that now.

On it.

The spider slides his phone into his back pocket before glancing down to his shadow. "... C'mon. Game time."

His car hums to life as the ignition is turned. He plugs the texted address into the GPS and presses his foot against the ignition.

He can only assume he'll know who he's supposed to keep an eye on when he sees her...

[ahelluvahigh]

"Th' fuck're you all doin' t' my brotha this time?"

[nohalosinhell-archive]

“Da’ hell did somethin’ as sweet as you come outta that?”

And can he throw a wrench at her? 

[nohalosinhell-archive]

“Ya don’t hit broads. Ya don’t hit broads. Ya don’t hit broads.”

But can he throw something at her? 

[nohalosinhell-archive]

Instead of popping into mail boxes with obvious information... can he just hand his siblings little yellow heart gems? 

mentioned: @angel-dust-bitch​ @hotty-totty-princess-molly​

[nohalosinhell-archive]

“I am not drunk enough t’ deal with any a’ this.”

[nohalosinhell-archive]

Hasn't gone more than 24 hours without yelling at his sister since the day she hatched. And she yells back. Louder.

Yelled at his brother once and is so haunted by what happened after that he has hardly raised his voice since.

[nohalosinhell-archive]

"Does my renter's insurance cover me if these two chuckle-fucks destroy the city?"