#🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Crack Posts}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

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"So~... We're out here fuckin' bees now, huh?--" Granted, it's not like a spider had much room to talk... Especially not one who'd seen some of things Angel had-- But still, the thought tumbled out regardless.

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The spider couldn’t help but cackle some as Roy jumped, a wide grin still splitting his face as the other looked his way. "What? Ya just said it was too quiet—" Still snickering a bit, he twirled one of the tubes across his fingers— resulting in a less obnoxious, but still somewhat amusing sound.

"I was just solving a problem for ya~" Cheeky as always… "‘sides, at least they weren’t party poppers~…" And there goes another slight snicker.

He jumps at that sudden noise and sees Angel and makes a noise. "Angel!"

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"Ya tune out of things fo' one day, and come back to find out some hunk is havin' all the fun-- The fuck kinda joke is this??"

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Tits out Tuesday, bitches--

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🕸-♡-🕷⋄{ @flamesignite this is very unserious lol, but-- }⋄🕷-♡-🕸

"Well, well, well~..." Angel hummed the words slightly, interest clearly held in his tone. "Been a few years since I've seen a man in uniform~." Sharp teeth were put on display with the grin that split his face, staring down the human without a hint of shame towards how his inflection of words might've come off.

"Don't think this look is quite right to pin ya as some schmuck carrying a badge, though..." Not that the cops were something the tall arachnid had to deal with any time in recent memory, but still, that didn't mean he fancied the idea of starting now either-- "So what's that make ya then? Maybe an army man instead, hm~?" And with that, he was now leaning down-- paying little regard to the other's personal space-- as his lower set of hands rested at his hips, while the upper set were placed upon his legs.

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squints at @in-toxi-cant

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"So~... What was that about tits out fo' New Year's~?" While technically not part of the right crowd for this dose of shenanigans... And not doing himself any favors by playing into certain 'rumors' by going along with it-- That's not about to stop a certain spider from displaying his own helping of assets~♡

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Blinks a couple of times... Wait, what?--

"I dunno what kinda definition you're over there lookin' at, but--" Cue a slight pause, as both right hands gesture towards Roy. "This--" And cue a small sweeping gesture... "Ain't no twink."

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🕸-♡-🕷⋄{ @flamesignite }⋄🕷-♡-🕸

"I know the wallpaper here is real nice and all..." Angel trailed off for just a moment, walking up behind the couch Roy was seated on, and leaning over the back. "But it ain't that interesting, is it?" The question felt warranted, considering he'd been subtly watching the other for what felt like the last half hour... Though really it probably hadn't been that long-- But either way, it felt like just a little too long to be that fixated on a wall.

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-Cue fur going PUFF-

"FUCKING--" Where else he was going with that exclamation? Angel had no idea-- as the spider simply blurted the first thing that came to mind before whipping around to look at Roy.

"The fuck was that about??" He wasn't mad, or even annoyed really-- just a touch startled, and most certainly kinda confused.

Inhales.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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♡- No thoughts, just tunes and hot girl shit -♡

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🕸-♡-🕷⋄{ ref: @moonxsuncelestials }⋄🕷-♡-🕸

That moment when someone offers to straight up eat your shitty boss-- And ya lowkey have to consider the option for a minute...

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Just boops his nose.

Itty bitty spider squeak-- Blink, blink--

"An' what was that for?" Congrats, Roy-- you've earned one mildly confuzzled spider.

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"Ya got anythin' tasty there, pipsqueak?" Leave it to boredom to make a spider curious-- Even if that curiosity was placed into something as mundane as someone else's snacks.

Eats slowly and stares.

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{Alright— who let Angel be in charge of a brand account??? LOL—}

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🕸 -♡- 🕷⋄{𝓣𝓪𝓰 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮}⋄🕷 -♡- 🕸

💗{𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝑻𝒂𝒈𝒔}💗

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💗{𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝑻𝒂𝒈𝒔 - 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐}💗

🕷⋄{ic}⋄🕷 🕷⋄{rp}⋄🕷 🕷⋄{cross over}⋄🕷

💗{𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝑻𝒂𝒈𝒔}💗

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{The scars on my mind are on replay ⋄ Main Verse}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{The angel on my right no I never listened; The voice in my left ear made the decisions ⋄ Human AU}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

💗{𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒂𝒈𝒔}💗

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Local Strawberry Pimp ⋄ Alastor}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Honeycrisp Hellraiser ⋄ Lucifer}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Lil Miss Sunshine ⋄ Charlie}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{TBA ⋄ Vaggie}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{TBA ⋄ Niffty}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Whiskey Whiskers ⋄ Husk}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Baby Nuggs ⋄ Fat Nuggets}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Badass Bestie ⋄ Cherri Bomb}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{TBA ⋄ Sir Pentious}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{He’s the Poison in My Veins ⋄ Valentino}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Mr.Electrostatic Airwave Personality ⋄ Vox}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{TBA ⋄ Arrakniss}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{TBA ⋄ Molly}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

💗{𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒂𝒈𝒔 - 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐}💗

[TBA]

💗{𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒂𝒈𝒔}💗

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Sin and Tonic ❥ HuskerDust}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{His voice; it speaks to me through the radio ❥ RadioDust}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{He's toxic but I drink his poison like water ❥ ValAngel}⋄🕷-♡-🕸

🕸-♡-🕷⋄{Stars shine brighter than studio lights ❥ CosmicDust}⋄🕷-♡-🕸 (Angel x Stolas)