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#๐Ÿ˜” I just wanted Dilucโ€™s balls in my mouth and this is what I get????
honeykaes ยท 2 years
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Man IKEA meatballs made me sick ass fuck
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ragnvdnir ยท 2 years
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Ok i'm back to reply to your messages ๐Ÿ˜
miss kamisato girly better come home but if she aint doing that you who who will : kazuha ๐Ÿ˜ ay*to might just sign up in a business marriage to continue the bloodline ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Yes i hope i lose my 50/50 to that certain sweetie pie 2 ๐Ÿ˜ i've only won it one time with albedo and lost every other 50/50s with no diluc ๐Ÿ˜” and c2 qiqi and keqing :') i have like cons for each standard 5* and i am still dilucless ๐Ÿ˜ญ
bc i was just in a village doing alright then i became your royal advisor over night and now im crazy like you ๐Ÿง if i did get a hime cut irl we would be twinning ๐Ÿคฉ the queen and her royal adviser twinning in hairstyles (real!) Yes you're def dragging me to som crazy things ๐Ÿ˜ญ
This "betrayal" to are talking about means that i'd kick asses for you but i'd kick your ass too if i have to do it ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž
Yes i can see through your brain ๐Ÿ˜Œ it's giving so much wide ass open minded vibes ๐Ÿ’ช no but ๐Ÿ˜ญ you're really successfully making everything sound funny or a joke everytime ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
True abt vyn ๐Ÿ™„ man is allegedly aspiring to be an attention wh*re??? ๐Ÿคจ Asking is easy but he wants to manipulate you instead ๐Ÿ‘ฎ yeah he may not physically be strong but he'd fit in a role to be proclaimed "dead" and the actual killer in the movie ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
Today's generation must be smarter bc look at them not making the sweetie pie the standard ๐Ÿคฌ (this is a joke we def respect your ideal types โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ) yall wilding when you can just settle for a simple but also luxurious life with Diluc Ragnvindr ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’•
"maam this is mcdonalds" do you think you can stop me?? u lowly peasant of a cashier ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜Ž can i just please order an extra large fries and a spaghetti with coke drink maam ๐Ÿ˜Œ marius teases MC but he knows when 2 stop too when u literally cant take it ๐Ÿ‘ cant let you die bc of him ๐Ÿ’ช have fun having the stages of grief again ๐Ÿ‘ she got engaged by default so that we would not try to endorse her to mhy as a potential lover character ๐Ÿคฌ they know they makin their side characters especially the women look good bc we cant date them ๐Ÿ™„
Also to the ppl cancelling Ein over using emojis: ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ dont you dare slander her humor ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ ur just jealous she's funnier than yall ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค (this is a joke again i dont do fights with ppl so pls ignore me ๐Ÿ˜Ž i literally have no time to fight in nonsensical arguments) just keep using the emojis ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ bc who are you to bow down to them ๐Ÿ˜‹
No but about the ableist thing ๐Ÿ˜ฐ i kinda am frightened to whatever stuff that id do or say would come out of me bc i was ignorant of stuff
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i hope so too, i like ayaka's playstyle so she better accept my proposal๐Ÿ™„ kazuha will surely go home if she didn't bc after all im guaranteed๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and whos this ay*to trying to set an arrange marriage๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ tell him to do it or hes a scaredy cat๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท
mr. diluc is playing hard to get, just be patient bc thats what i did even though i have to suffer months before i got him๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—
oh wait you're from a village before becoming royal advisor??๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ why is this kinda familiar ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
i was a girl in the village doing alright then i became a princess royal advisor overnight. now i gotta figure out how to do it right, so much to learn and see~
u should get hime cut๐Ÿคจ we're best buddies so we have to show ppl we're true and legit๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’† kicking asses for me? yes. kicking my ass? no๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ i would run away if i have too my dear royal advisor โ‰๏ธ
sometimes i just wanna shut my mouth bc weird and corny jokes naturally comes out and i have to curl into a ball and cry on how cringy it is๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”
ugh me and vyn being an attention seeker๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค we definitely deserve each other but my man vyn richter, manipulation is a no no or you will see a flying slippers and appliances coming your way๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†
agree, diluc set the bar too high to reach. diluc would do anything for you (yes we respect your opinions dont mind us! after all *glances at thoma* there's a certain malewife i would need in my life hehe)
me? a lowly peasant? i see๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ill be looking for a new royal advisor. just ask my butler for your last pay check
i still refuse to believe that celestine is engaged ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
naurr bc i started overusing emojis with my irl friends as a joke. apparently, i never got away from it๐Ÿ‘€ i think emojis is a part of my life now๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”
same same anon๐Ÿ˜ญ i now have to prevent myself from doing things bc i wont know that i did something horrible until someone points it out or mentions them. im just glad that this is not twitter bc i will really get cancelled even tho i did that unknowingly๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ twitter is a scary place to be in and not to mention the toxic side of genshin fandom existing there๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—
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