#🤍.seijohfour

[ickymichi]

𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐨𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

(part 2)

warnings: swearing, my luv for seijoh four showing again, me slandering hiro 🥰

things to know: usually my works set in the timeskip but this is set in highschool (and sum time skip) cause that’s prime seijoh four </3 and there’s nothing nsfw or anything so dw!!

note: felt like i haven’t written or put anything out in so long so here <33 . reblogs are greatly appreciated

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.: makki spams the gc at ungodly hours of the night. always selfies but he’s holding the phone so you can see his bare ass in the mirror behind him. ‘accidentally’ sent a picture of his dick once

.: issei’s house is the house they always hang out/ sleepover at cause his mom loves them and doesn’t mind them being loud cause she’s never there at night cause of her job.

.: iwa gets pranked the most cause he’s a scaredy-cat and always claims ‘they didn’t get him’. every time.

.: oikawa gets ‘randomly picked’ to pay for their food when they go out but the other three just always decide to pick ‘kawa anyway without telling him.

.: the first time they went out to a nightclub every one got in but haji. all bc he was a few centimetres shorter than the others. it took half an hour of convincing the body gaurd to let him in, which he didn’t believe cause hiro n issei wouldn’t stop pissing themselves laughing the whole time.

.: issei was the first one to get a car n one time they all snuck out at 3 am to drive to some mountain to watch the sunrise and got lost until 8 am.

.: issei n hiro ‘help’ haji flirt with girls bc he can’t do it himself for shit.

.: toru’s nephew like the others more than him

.: makki’s sister always tells the boys things she catches him doing.

.: they all ft nearly 4 times a week and they could be in stiches laughing together, then next thing, hiro has the phone propped up while taking a shit, issei’s showering with the curtain open 🤨, oikawa is cleaning his room while blasting nicki and iwa is trying not to get his ass beat by his mother who’s giving out bc he’s laughing so loud.

.: for toru’s 18th birthday they had a garden party cause it was summer and they didn’t expect to get that drunk. they ended up playing some shot board game that got them absolutely shit faced and they ended up sneaking out to the bar down the road while stumbling in the middle of the literal road singing and spent the next three hours doing karaoke before they went back home and they can’t even remember what happened between 7am and 4pm when they woke up.

.: issei is always stuck babysitting his siblings cause his moms working and can’t come out to them as much as he’d like to so they come to his house and help him.

.: went on a ‘boys holiday’ to ibiza when they all turned 19 and lets say they went for a week and only remember about 4 days of it.

.: oikawa was the only one who had a date to their third year prom thing. but he didn’t actually like her as much as he thought so decided to just go with the boys as the four of them and they have so many pictures to show how fun it was.

.: has game and movie nights at, again issei’s. they don’t like watching that many new movies so the ones they always watch are: all three of the hangovers, mamma mia!, white chicks, fast n furious, all the shreks, both bad boys and godzilla for haji.

.: plays multi player games on their play stations nearly every night and they all get in trouble for laughing so loud at 3 am cause of how shit hiro is.

.: personal hc moment <3: at a random sleepover they were just sitting talking about life and then hiro came out to them and they were all just like 😟. toru was like i knew already 🙄cause same. then they had a lil cute chat about relationships n shit <3

.: they all have atleast one piercing and get them together when they do. haji has both his lobes with just studs, toru has his helix and wears tiny hoops in his lobes, hiro has his double lobes, nose, helix and his rook (really wants his belly button but his father would crucify him & issei has his right lobe right helix, matching lil rook with hiro when they were drunk in ibiza <3, nose and his eyebrow. also sei’ n iwa got tattoos idcidc.

.: makki and issei facetime each other with just them two and have their speakers playing songs like “super freak, more than a woman and pretty woman” while they dance in their socks, boxers and white button ups.

.: issei is one of the only ones that can actually sing well and gets embarrassed whenever they bring up that one time they heard him singing “girls just wanna have fun”

.: on that note, they all know how to play an instrument cause they fancy school boys, iwa knows electric guitar and the saxophone, hiro also knows guitar and violin, ‘kawa plays piano n acoustic guitar and issei knows drums and bass.

.: they all cried when toru n haji had to move away for vb and uni. then 6 months later issei n hiro moved to tokyo together.

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[ickymichi]

wrong person texts

warnings: violent talk(?) in iwa’s, suggestive comment in oikawa’s, swearing.

includes: mastukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro, iwaizumi hajime, oikawa toru

things to know!: set in the timeskip! gn! reader

note: i was bored and made this wjdbsj. but if you enjoyed pls like n, reblog my dears! if you’d like a part two just lmk which characters! <3

[ickymichi]

btw just thought you’d want to know..

makki calls you bunny

issei calls you doll

iwaizumi calls you princess/prince

oikawa calls you my love

[ickymichi]

𝐃!𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐒

𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐉𝐎𝐇 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

<3 includes: oikawa toru, iwaizumi hajime, hanamaki takahiro, matsukawa issei.

<3 warnings: nsfw, a lot of dick talk,pube talk 😭i’m already laughing, describing peens, me being hrnknee for seijoh nothing new, me not being able to be serious

<3 things to know: as always, set in the timeskip! minors pls dni!

<3 a/n: ...i thought of this at 4:38am don’t say anything.this is just me being silly yuh. but, hope you enjoy my dears! reblogs are greatly appreciated <3

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𝐎𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

♡ it’s gonna be hard for me to keep serious but i’ll try 😭

♡ anyway staring off with resident pretty boy which means, pretty boy pretty dick.

♡ definitely has more length then girth but he not a noodle. yk?

♡ got a slight curve to the right. definitely knows how to use his dick to get you wanting more.

♡ is circumcised.

♡ keeps is hair tidy and neat by trimming. went the full monty bald once and never again.

♡ over all yeah pretty dick to look at, wouldn’t mind having it down my throat. probably bout 6 inches ish.

𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐄

♡ hehehe girthy dick for a girthy man.

♡ pls have you seen iwaizumi hajime(27) athletic trainer? mf got a whole third leg‼️

♡ but yeah definitely more girth than length this time.

♡ no curve 😐just standing up straight. but shit down matter mf still rocks your shit every time

♡ is circumcised

♡ definitely used to go a while without shaving or trimming but now he just had a change of mind and does it way more often.

♡ but yaah vv nice dique love it. i’d say neeeearly 6 just tethering on the edge with a nice girth. isn’t too happy bout ‘kawa being bigger.

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐎

♡ okay i know in all my hcs i always slander my mans but not today! only a little

♡ but makki is MY resident pretty boy so he also part of the pretty dick squad.

♡ definitely like oikawa, longer than thicker. hehe skinny dick

♡ curves to the left. he always thought his dick was broken till the boys told him it was normal

♡ his body hair is really fair everywhere so you can barely see it. but still trims it cause you don’t want a mouth full of pubes when you giving the good gawk gawk

♡ i definitely wouldn’t mind being face to face and choking on hiro’s dick any time of the week. maybe around 6 1/2 inches. definitely extremely happy to even be a little bigger than toru.

𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐈

♡ i’m going off for my hubby.

♡ i just need to let this known before we begin. when they graduated they had a boys night to celebrate before oikawa and iwa left. this resulted in them all getting drunk and going into a room in pairs and flashing each other their dicks. makki went in with issei n he doesn’t know what he was expecting but it definitely wasn’t the fucking monster hanging between mfs legs. came out of the room with a shocked expression and told the others to ‘see for yourselves”. everyone had the same shocked expression that night

♡ but yes. biggest dick out of the four, out of all hq if i dare

♡ but doesn’t show off or be like yeah i’m hanging fuk you. is definitely quiet about it.

♡ which is why you were fucking speechless when he pulled it out for your guys first time. you literally are sitting there like 😟 and mf just like ...suprise ig.

♡ like you can tell he packing it with the undeniable bulge in every pair of trousers he wears.

♡ plsss mf wears sweatpants no boxers round the house just to get a reaction out of you.

♡ shit back to dique talk. yeah he’s hanging, got a third leg, huge balls blah blah stuff we been knew.

♡ but js mf definitely grows hair so fucking quick leaving him to have to trim at least twice a week.

♡ never went bald and never will. but never going back to a full bush. for your sake.

♡ doesn’t matter if mf doesn’t know how to use his dick.he does you still getting left unconscious.

♡ definitely had an incident where a chick nearly vommed on his dick if she didn’t pull off and run to the toilet.

♡ but overall, seggsy big man, seggsy big coque. 13 9 -10 inches and a girth to where your fingers aint meeting.

[ickymichi]

should i even like caption these? i’m literally in bed only awake making them

[ickymichi]

should i make this a series of just seijoh tweets cause it’s killing me 😭😭

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